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Anna Faris eloped in Hawaii

post #1 of 26
6/22/09 at 10:46pm
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Got married to this guy. What the?!

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post #2 of 26
6/22/09 at 10:47pm
Guy's pretty funny on Parks and Recreation.
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post #3 of 26
6/22/09 at 11:05pm
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Which guy is he? I only know of the boss and Amy Poehler's two coworkers. He's neither of them. Is he the boyfriend with the broken legs. Why can't I remember anyone's names on the show?

Edit: IMDB says yes. He's seems much skinnier on the show.
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post #4 of 26
6/22/09 at 11:07pm
I've only seen the show twice, but I think he was Rashida Jones' boyfriend. He has a beard in the show, I believe.

This is some more ammo against anyone who thinks the hot girl/fat schlub relationships in Judd Apatow movies are unrealistic.
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post #5 of 26
6/22/09 at 11:08pm
Faris probably suffers from the "Fame" aspect where people overrate her looks anyway.

Definitely an attractive lady who's punching well below her weight on the hubby (based on that photo) but she's not the goddess-est chick ever to walk the earth.
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post #6 of 26
6/22/09 at 11:13pm
Yeah, he's the boyfriend with the broken legs.
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post #7 of 26
6/22/09 at 11:16pm
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Wow. Never underestimate a guy who can make a woman laugh.
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post #8 of 26
6/22/09 at 11:21pm
I don't think that guy is as fat as that awkward picture suggests.
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post #9 of 26
6/22/09 at 11:49pm
What's the reverse version of a "butterface"? I'm referring to the guy here of course.

Kids: Never agree to marriage based solely on a MySpace headshot. Mrs. Faris learned this the hard way.
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post #10 of 26
6/22/09 at 11:54pm
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I don't think that guy is as fat as that awkward picture suggests.

Yeah, well, I don't think the photo is as awkward as the fat guy suggests.
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post #11 of 26
6/23/09 at 12:27am
Could be some kind of weird Scientology-arranged marriage? I always thought she looked better before all the surgery and hair coloring. Why the fuck do actresses feel the need to go blond is beyond me.
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post #12 of 26
6/23/09 at 12:31am
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I don't think that guy is as fat as that awkward picture suggests.
Still much bigger than I remember him being on Parks.

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post #13 of 26
6/23/09 at 12:36am
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Could be some kind of weird Scientology-arranged marriage? I always thought she looked better before all the surgery and hair coloring. Why the fuck do actresses feel the need to go blond is beyond me.
She naturally blonde.

His last name's Pratt, Diva, if you want to run with that.
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post #14 of 26
6/23/09 at 12:37am
This is some nice celebrity nuptial news. Kind of takes the sting out of the divorce between Bradley Whitford and Jane Kaczmarek. I'm gonna require new spectacles, because I did not see that coming.
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post #15 of 26
6/23/09 at 12:43am
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Thanks, Matchstick. I learned his first name is Chris, also. What other goodies does the internet have in store?
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post #16 of 26
6/23/09 at 12:49am
He played a character called Bright on Everwood. The irony being he was a dumbass. The more you know.
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post #17 of 26
6/23/09 at 1:24am
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She naturally blonde.

His last name's Pratt, Diva, if you want to run with that.
She's naturally blond?! Seriously? Wow. Really surprised by that. I still liked her better with darker hair. Oh well.
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post #18 of 26
6/23/09 at 3:38am
He's also James McAvoy's douchebag 'friend' who gets clocked in the jaw with the keyboard in WANTED.
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post #19 of 26
6/23/09 at 7:22pm
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Could be some kind of weird Scientology-arranged marriage?
She's a scientologist? Well that sucks.
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post #20 of 26
6/23/09 at 7:40pm
Shouldn't the majority of us be looking at that first picture and be thinking, "Hey, there's hope for me after all"?
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post #21 of 26
6/23/09 at 7:57pm
This is really pushing it ... Diva are you really out of gossip stories? ;-)
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post #22 of 26
6/24/09 at 12:19am
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Pushing what? I had no idea who the guy was and am legitimately shocked she'd fall for such a schlub. I guess he was hot shit on Everwood and the OC.
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post #23 of 26
6/24/09 at 2:31am
I guess the Seth Rogen effect has hit Ms. Faris.
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post #24 of 26
6/24/09 at 3:16am
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I guess the Seth Rogen effect has hit Ms. Faris.
That was one of the best parts of Observe and Report.
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post #25 of 26
6/24/09 at 12:09pm
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Shouldn't the majority of us be looking at that first picture and be thinking, "Hey, there's hope for me after all"?
That was my first thought. I'm filled with happiness for the guy.
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post #26 of 26
6/24/09 at 1:30pm
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Originally Posted by WWTDD.com
Anna Faris is really really hot and really really funny, and yet what you’re looking at in these pictures is her with her new husband after they eloped in Hawaii this weekend. I think the lesson to be learned is, if you see a girl you think is hot, ask her out. Just go for it man. Because girls are fuckin weird. They will absolutely have sex with guys who aren’t even remotely in their league. Much of my sex life has depended on that. The rest has been based on pity and rags soaked in ether.
Uh huh.
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