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Where in the World is South Carolina's Governor?

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By JIM DAVENPORT, Associated Press Writer Jim Davenport, Associated Press Writer – 40 mins ago

COLUMBIA, S.C. – South Carolina Gov. Mark Sanford was in Argentina during a dayslong unexplained absence, not hiking the Appalachian Trail as his staff told the public when state leaders raised questions about his whereabouts, the governor told a newspaper.

The State reported that Sanford arrived Wednesday morning at Atlanta's international airport on a flight from Buenos Aires.

Sanford's spokesman Joel Sawyer declined to comment Wednesday morning to The Associated Press. The governor did not return cell phone messages seeking comment and his critics slammed his administration for lying to the public.

"Lies. Lies. Lies. That's all we get from his staff. That's all we get from his people. That's all we get from him," said state Sen. Jake Knotts, R-West Columbia. "Why all the big cover-up?"

The Republican governor told the South Carolina newspaper he decided at the last minute to go to the South American country. The governor says he had considered hiking on the Appalachian Trail but wanted to do something "exotic."

Sanford was last seen at work Thursday. On Monday, a state legislator raised questions about where he was after hearing reports from security officials that the governor could not be contacted and his whereabouts were unknown. The governor's wife, Jenny Sanford, told The Associated Press she had not seen him since Thursday but was not concerned because he'd told her he wanted to get away and do some writing.

Late Monday, Sanford's staff said he was hiking the Appalachian Trail. They said Tuesday that he had called in and planned to cut his trip short and return to work Wednesday because of all the attention his absence was getting.

The governor's spokesman, Joel Sawyer, said Sanford wanted to get away to clear his head after the legislative session, during which he lost a key battle. Jenny Sanford said Tuesday, "Leave us to our privacy."

Sanford told The State he was alone on the trip to Argentina. He declined to give any additional details about what he did other than to say he drove along the coastline.

Trying to make such a drive could frustrate a weekend visitor to Argentina. In Buenos Aires, the Avenida Costanera is the only coastal road, and it's less than two miles long. Reaching coastal resorts to the south requires a drive of nearly four hours on an inland highway with views of endless cattle ranches. To the north is a river delta of islands reached only by boat.

A spokesman for Argentina's immigration agency wouldn't comment Wednesday on whether Sanford entered the country, citing privacy laws.

When The State asked Sanford at the airport why his staff said he was on the Appalachian Trail, Sanford replied, "I don't know."

Sanford later said "in fairness to his staff," he had told them he might go hiking on the Appalachian Trial.

Lt. Gov. Andre Bauer said he was concerned that the governor's staff lied about Sanford's whereabouts, adding that if they didn't know where he was they should have said so.

"For his staff to lie to the people of South Carolina and say he was one place when in fact he wasn't, that concerns me," Bauer said.

Sanford has been a fan of Argentina for years. While in Congress and since he's said that nation's Social Security system has a model the U.S. should follow.

Sanford, a trim, 49-year-old former real estate investor and Air Force reservist, is typically drained at the end of a legislative session, former aides said. State Sen. Tom Davis, a Beaufort Republican and Sanford's former chief of staff, said he visited with Sanford last Wednesday and could tell the governor was ready for a break.

"It's not unusual to take off and kind of be by himself," Davis said. "It's part of what makes him him."

The governor has long been known as a loner — bucking GOP leadership during three U.S. House terms and casting the only dissenting vote on Medicaid coverage for some breast and cervical cancer treatment. He clashes often with the Republicans who control both chambers of his state Legislature, once famously carrying two piglets to the door of the House in opposition to what he said was pork-barrel spending.

But past vacations never left Sanford completely out of touch, said Chris Drummond, Sanford's former spokesman. At worst, Sanford would call in daily or would respond to voice mails.

Who was in charge became the political and practical question.

Essentially, Sanford's staffers said they'd decide who to call if an emergency popped up and the governor couldn't be reached. The state's constitution says a temporary absence would give the lieutenant governor full authority in the state. But the temporary absence has never been defined.

Senate President Pro Tem Glenn McConnell, a Charleston Republican, said the state's law needs to be clarified. He said state residents want important decisions to be made by elected leaders.

"In an emergency," he said, "it should be those people who consult with staff to make a decision and not the other way around."


Sanford is seen as the Great White Hope of the GOP by some. Going out on secret missions is not going to help him
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Might as well get the CHUDs South American divsion on this. *Activates signal*
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From the sex tourism site www.clubhombre.com

"Argentina is a destination that should probably be added to every sex traveler's list. Argentina, specifically Buenos Aires, has the reputation for an extremely high female to male ratio. What does this mean for you? More beautiful women to choose from, of course! The Buenos Aires nightlife scene is fantastic and one of the most famous in the world.

Hobbying in Argentina, like in most countries except for the Unites States, can be found at a variety of different locations. You will be able to find freelancers working out of a nightclub or cafe, clubs, and escort agencies."
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Sanford has been a fan of Argentina for years. While in Congress and since he's said that nation's Social Security system has a model the U.S. should follow.
He clearly has no idea what he's talking about.
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Didn't John Holmes go to Argentina to get that length of horse cock grafted on to his schlong?
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From the sex tourism site www.clubhombre.com
Your employer is about to have a chat with you regarding your online viewing habits.
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Argentina is a destination that should probably be added to every sex traveler's list. Argentina, specifically Buenos Aires, has the reputation for an extremely high female to male ratio.
This certainly makes it clear that he's out of his party's mainstream.
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He clearly has no idea what he's talking about.
I assume he meant Chile. But someone get Ryoken in here.
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This story is so weird. Sanford is so full of shit. It just makes no sense to do and say these things. This guy just shot his political career in the ass. And even if he was not doing nefarious things the fact that he leaves his entire family in the dark for 3-4 days at a time and apparently does this often is just off. And this guy wants to be president? Just what we would need, a guy who needs to cool off after stressful situations by disappearing for days on end. What a crackpot. Jesus GOP, what the hell is wrong with you?!?
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Crazy press conference going on right now. Short story: affair.
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GOVERNOR SANFORD ADMITS AFFAIR WITH WOMAN FROM ARGENTINA; RESIGNS FROM REPUBLICAN GOVERNORS ASSOCIATION... DEVELOPING...
Awesome.

The dude skipped out on fathers day to have a fling, that's just outstanding.
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Dude is fucking melting down on TV right now...this close to tears, rambling about how he met this woman...oh my god. I feel kinda bad for him.
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Never feel bad for a Republican; it doesn't need or want your empathy.
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I feel bad for him, and his family, because I'm a human being. But the dude fucked up big time. Like...seriously. Fathers Day? What the fuck?
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Which Argentinian Woman?
Do we have pictures here? Any other piece of Info?
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Don't cry for me, Argentina.



Too soon?
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I came in in the middle of the presser, and he was using a lot of nonspecific terms like "this person"--I was so hoping it would turn out to be a man, until he dropped a "she."
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Which Argentinian Woman?
I believe her name is Carmen. Carmen Sandiego.
Huh, I wonder where she is now.
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Maybe she wasn't always a she.
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I hope they at least tell us how old the kid was.

(Sorry...sorry...)
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I believe her name is Carmen. Carmen Sandiego.
Huh, I wonder where she is now.
This is bad Mattioli. Really bad. Go think about it on the sidelines.

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Maybe she wasn't always a she.
The man didn't go to Thailand.....Or did he?!
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His wife wasn't standing next to him at the news conference, good on her! Finally a politicians wife who isn't a doormat.


Well, at least in the video I saw....
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Get pictures for us, Tati.
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Maybe she wasn't always a she.
An affair with a South American shemale would set a new bar for Republican sexual antics.
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This is bad Mattioli. Really bad. Go think about it on the sidelines.
It's the damn title of this thread. I've been sitting here all day with freakin' Rockapella's "Where in the World is Carmen Sandiego?" stuck in my head. And acapella music makes me want to punch kittens!

Also, that picture is priceless.
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News hit the local papers, but her identity is still a secret.
If i find something else i'll let you guys know!
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Tati:
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Dude is fucking melting down on TV right now...this close to tears, rambling about how he met this woman...
A little musical expression for how I'm feeling right now.
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Tati:
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That's why he's the offical CHUD correspondent for Argentina. Much in the same way Frank is the Military/Aviation analyst for CHUD.
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Wow. Hilarious.
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I'd like to think that ritual humiliation and shame and loss of power makes people humbler and cooler. Like if you run into any of the ex-politicos they're just hanging out at their house in flip-flops with weed, and if they were homophobic they're not anymore and if they want to attack some random country they just post about it on their blog and shut up, and again, they're really humble. But I guess they stay the same, sort of. Like Dick Morris.

I know nothing about Sanford other than this story and his party affiliation.

If this is real, then Fox News (D) is a Saturday morning cartoon villain.

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I feel bad for him, and his family, because I'm a human being. But the dude fucked up big time. Like...seriously. Fathers Day? What the fuck?
It's HIS special day. Not everyone's into pancake breakfasts.

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her identity is still a secret.
Ten bucks says you're Facebook friends with her.
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I know nothing about Sanford other than this story and his party affiliation.

If this is real, then Fox News (D) is a Saturday morning cartoon villain.

FOX News has done this many, many times. It's pretty disgusting but the people who watch that network will believe no matter how hard someone else tries to tell them he's a Republican.
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Yes, once again the Republicans prove to be the last best hope for Morallity in our once great country. So sad, so very sad.
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This guy and John Edwards need to form a bipartisan "I'm-A-Fucking-Idiot" club.

The only way this story could be better is if the woman in question is the granddaughter of Josef Mengele.
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Americablog has video from two weeks ago of Sanford polishing his "traditional marriage" credentials.

Do we have positive confirmation that it's a woman yet? I've yet to see a transcript of the press conference; all I've seen is the "very close friend" quote.
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Do we have positive confirmation that it's a woman yet? I've yet to see a transcript of the press conference; all I've seen is the "very close friend" quote.
There were some definite "she"s peppered in there when he recounted the affair's history in embarrassing detail.
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Is she a Nazi?

update: Crap, Ratty beat me to it. :-(
post #40 of 109
There is a certain history where Prominent US Politicians and Women from Argentina are involved:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fanne_Foxe


I think we can safely say that Sanford is now off the "Presendential Hopefuls" list for 2012....
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Maybe she wasn't always a she.
my bet during the missing part of this story was that he escaped for a gay bender a la Ted Haggard. So I'm still hodling onto hope with this Argentinian "woman"
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I'm hoping it was a lady and that she's a knockout.

If you're going to screw up, do it the right way and go all the way. Too often you see a pic of the lady in question and you wonder ... you wasted your one chance on that?!?!?

Not that I approve of this behaviour of course (just wanted that on the record).
post #43 of 109
LOL! This shit is sooo funny.

Thus, we need the likes of Hugh Hefner in public office. "Yes, I fuck and with different women all the time. Is there a problem?"

What's that blind guy that took over for Spitzer... He freely admitted to a sexual affair staright-up before taking over. Gank-sta!
post #44 of 109
SOmeone leaked some of the emails between the Gov and his senorita. Drop dead hilarious.
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WE MUST PROTECT THE SANCTITY OF MARRIAGE!!!

or

Marriage is between a man and a woman. (and a side woman, or man, or men, or women who were men...)
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In that picture posted from Fox news..what are the odds that his lady friend is the one on the right , behind the plant.
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I'm hoping it was a lady and that she's a knockout.

If you're going to screw up, do it the right way and go all the way. Too often you see a pic of the lady in question and you wonder ... you wasted your one chance on that?!?!?
You sound just like Diva. Shallow.

What's wrong with you people? God forbid anyone fall for someone over something deeper than looks.

The guy's a hypocritical turd and part of a larger movement of selfish, xenophobic turds who, as reggie correctly pointed out, deserve no consideration whatsoever. That said, if the person he had the affair with is a hirsute John Merrick lookalike, my respect for him will go up astronomically.
post #48 of 109
It reads like Nora Roberts or someone. Very, very normal love letters. Just after mentioning McCain and VP possibilities:

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Originally Posted by Mark Sanford
Two, mutual feelings .... You have a particular grace and calm that I adore. You have a level of sophistication that so fitting with your beauty. I could digress and say that you have the ability to give magnificent gentle kisses, or that I love your tan lines or that I love the curve of your hips, the erotic beauty of you holding yourself (or two magnificent parts of yourself) in the faded glow of the night’s light - but hey, that would be going into sexual details ...
From the rest of it, he loves her for her mind and body.

Was he xenophobic in any specific way? (I guess you mean supporting an unjustified war.) Because he seems like a xenophile.
http://www.thestate.com/sanford/story/839350.html
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I assume he meant Chile. But someone get Ryoken in here.
Late to the party here, so I'll make it fast; if that guy said the chilean health care system was great enough to be used in the USA, he's a grade A moron...the public health system here is awful, with clogged hospitals, way too much bureocracy, constant strikes and a decrepit, power hungry and backwards thinking "National medical organization" (Colegio Medico) fucking things up even more.
Here's a good example: the "Colegio medico" still hasnt allowed anyone without a medical degree to join or take charge of its funding managament...thus creating and endless cycle of chortage of funds, bureocracy and lack of a rational budget system.
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Originally Posted by Mark Sanford
Two, mutual feelings .... You have a particular grace and calm that I adore. You have a level of sophistication that so fitting with your beauty. I could digress and say that you have the ability to give magnificent gentle kisses, or that I love your tan lines or that I love the curve of your hips, the erotic beauty of you holding yourself (or two magnificent parts of yourself) in the faded glow of the night’s light - but hey, that would be going into sexual details ...


Her nuts?
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