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post #1 of 27
6/25/09 at 2:30am
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I posted this in my blog thread, then realized that even I don't read that thing lately.

I'm pleased to introduce my daughter, Olivia:

http://chud.com/articles/blogs/1896/...Fo-Olivia.html
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post #2 of 27
6/25/09 at 2:33am
Nepotism!

Congratulatory Remarks!
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post #3 of 27
6/25/09 at 2:39am
She's a doll. Congrats!

I also hope you were getting ahead on your sleep. You'll be enjoying the inside of your eyelids in 2 hr segments for the next 3 mos or so.
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post #4 of 27
6/25/09 at 2:39am
Congrats on the breeding. How much did Cedars-Sinai pay for the plug?
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post #5 of 27
6/25/09 at 2:48am
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My daughter's life and good health...and free diapers.

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Congrats on the breeding. How much did Cedars-Sinai pay for the plug?
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post #6 of 27
6/25/09 at 2:53am
Awesome David shes gorgeous, congrats mate.

This is good too now because, knowing what you look like, I can stop seeing and hearing John Oliver in my head when I read one of your pieces.
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post #7 of 27
6/25/09 at 3:00am
Congratulations on the beautiful baby, Mr. Oliver.
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post #8 of 27
6/25/09 at 3:01am
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Congrats on the breeding. How much did Cedars-Sinai pay for the plug?
Hey, as someone who was born at that hospital. Cedars is a damn fine place *Is given a bag of money*. Oh, my laundry has arrived.

But I want to also give out my congrats, Dave. She looks very lovely.
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post #9 of 27
6/25/09 at 5:32am
Congratulations David & family! Just one question; did you have any trouble strapping the car seat to the motorcycle?
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post #10 of 27
6/25/09 at 6:21am
Congrats on the funny-looking baby, David.

That's not a criticism of your baby, by the way... it's a criticism of ALL babies!
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post #11 of 27
6/25/09 at 8:54am
Grats man!
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post #12 of 27
6/25/09 at 8:58am
David Oliver, Congrats on beginning the next generation of your family, news which you broke not at...The New York Times, Formerly known as...The Paper Of Record, but at...CHUD.COM, the best site on the net.
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post #13 of 27
6/25/09 at 8:59am
Hats off to you Sir! Well done!

I just hope that she isn´t sporting a care-bear shirt there. Geek responsibly!
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post #14 of 27
6/25/09 at 9:00am
Congrats!

All the best to you and your family.
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post #15 of 27
6/25/09 at 9:02am
That is one stylin' baby, David. Congrats!
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post #16 of 27
6/25/09 at 10:37am
How do we know it's not Fabfunk again?
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post #17 of 27
6/25/09 at 10:40am
Way to impregnate, David! Congrats.
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post #18 of 27
6/25/09 at 10:54am
I look forward to her Watchmen blu-ray review:

"Tagoogie."

Congrats, sir.
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post #19 of 27
6/25/09 at 11:03am
Congratulations! And very pleased to see that her given name isn't actually "Olivia Oliver".
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post #20 of 27
6/25/09 at 11:27am
Congrats, man. Before Miss K was born all I wanted was a son now that I have her I have no idea why that was. Good luck and I'll buy you a shotgun for her thirteenth birthday to keep the boys away.
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post #21 of 27
6/25/09 at 2:52pm
Congrats, man. Welcome to the world of no sleep and constant worry!
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post #22 of 27
6/26/09 at 8:51pm
I didn't know David kinda resembles Tony Todd...

Congrats from 2 fronts!!!!
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post #23 of 27
6/26/09 at 9:05pm
Sincerely, she is beautiful. Congrats.
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post #24 of 27
6/29/09 at 6:35pm
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Thank you, all.
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post #25 of 27
6/29/09 at 6:45pm
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Congrats, man. Before Miss K was born all I wanted was a son now that I have her I have no idea why that was. Good luck and I'll buy you a shotgun for her thirteenth birthday to keep the boys away.
I think it might be because you don't need to by a shotgun on a boy's 13th birthday...unless you're buying it for him so you can totally go hunting.

And congrats again, Dave. But as a selfish asshole, will your CHUD time be considerably cut into because of this? I needs my THUD reports!
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post #26 of 27
6/29/09 at 8:12pm
Congratulations, David and family! All the very best.
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post #27 of 27
6/30/09 at 3:53am
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Thanks and I'll do my best, Doc. May be quite a few late night updates if you get my drift...

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I think it might be because you don't need to by a shotgun on a boy's 13th birthday...unless you're buying it for him so you can totally go hunting.

And congrats again, Dave. But as a selfish asshole, will your CHUD time be considerably cut into because of this? I needs my THUD reports!
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