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post #151 of 178
Look who was right the fuck on it when the shit hit the jerri curls: MIKO BRANDO. Dude's been down since day one. That broke my heart a little bit.
post #152 of 178
Not exactly a rumor, but on Charlie Brooker's show last week, he showed a bit that ITV broadcast, then pulled (and according to him, have been yanking from Youtube on a daily basis ever since), where a couple of the channel's commentators do an amazingly ghoulish point-by-point "showdown" between Jacko's memorial, and Princess Di's, comparing things like number and prominence of celebrity guests and musical performances.

They gave Michael the win (3-2, if memory serves).
post #153 of 178
Oh boy, TMZ is reporting that LA police are treating Jackson's death as a homicide.
post #154 of 178
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Oh boy, TMZ is reporting that LA police are treating Jackson's death as a homicide.
It'll take a special kind of cop to solve this homicide.
post #155 of 178
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Oh boy, TMZ is reporting that LA police are treating Jackson's death as a homicide.
This sounds like a case for Ford Farlaine!
post #156 of 178
Thread Starter 
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What surprised me was how long it was before he realized anything was wrong. It was almost as if he didn't get panicked until after a bunch of people rushed up to him.
I was chatting with an member of the Search and Rescue unit for the Government agency where I work, who has had nearly 20 years experience as an EMT, about that clip and he stated that people whose hair catches on fire are often not aware of it until it reaches the scalp. You don't feel pain until the scalp is reached, and with the kind of hair the Jackson had might take four or five seconds.
But even so, that footage is truly horrific.
post #157 of 178
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Oh boy, TMZ is reporting that LA police are treating Jackson's death as a homicide.

Actually, CNN has been reporting that since Monday.
Just a proviso:Homicide does not equal murder. You are probably looking at a manslaughter charge for whoever was administering the drugs to Jacko,rather then Murder.
post #158 of 178
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I was chatting with an member of the Search and Rescue unit for the Government agency where I work, who has had nearly 20 years experience as an EMT, about that clip and he stated that people whose hair catches on fire are often not aware of it until it reaches the scalp. You don't feel pain until the scalp is reached, and with the kind of hair the Jackson had might take four or five seconds.
But even so, that footage is truly horrific.
I figured he'd feel some heat or something and realize something was not right. But I guess under all those lights, it'd be pretty hot anyway.
post #159 of 178
I know one thing if something like that happened to me I'd be a pill popping maniac also.
post #160 of 178
A Brazilian ad is using Joe Jackson as a poster child of child abusers. Expect lawsuit in 5...4...3...

post #161 of 178
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That is, if Joe Really wants to open that can of worms. Something tells me he would be ill advised to do so.
post #162 of 178
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The Houston offices of the doctor who was present at Jacko's death was raided by the DEA today. Can you say "Manslaughter Indictment?".
post #163 of 178
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The Houston offices of the doctor who was present at Jacko's death was raided by the DEA today. Can you say "Manslaughter Indictment?".
Yes, I can...but only because I KNOW the 'c' is silent.
post #164 of 178
"The kid is not my son?" The so-oh-reliable UK tabloids are suggesting otherwise.
post #165 of 178


Did they just buy a few pairs of gloves and divvy them up? What's with left on some, right on others?
post #166 of 178
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Did they just buy a few pairs of gloves and divvy them up? What's with left on some, right on others?
I was wondering as well but I noodled out that since the brothers were possibly pallbearers they wore the glove on the hand that would be holding the coffin to keep it from getting all smudgy with prints.

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with some people pointing out the facial similarities between Omer and MJ's youngest song(sic) Blanket.
I can't believe people are still claiming that the three very white-not a drop of black blood in them children on stage at that memorial are related to Jackson besides the checks he wrote for them.
post #167 of 178
Aww.
post #168 of 178
They gave an 82-year-old woman custody of the kids so they can go through all this again when she drops dead in a couple of years.
post #169 of 178
Thread Starter 
78.not 82.
As long as Joe keeps away, probably the best choice.
But don't let her be a Co Executor of the will. She is not qualified to manage an estate the size of Jackson's.
post #170 of 178
As WWTDD.com astutely points out, this is the same lady who helped Joe raise Michael and his fucked up siblings. The jokes about the LA county justice system's kid glove treatment of celebs write themselves some days.
post #171 of 178
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As WWTDD.com astutely points out, this is the same lady who helped Joe raise Michael and his fucked up siblings. The jokes about the LA county justice system's kid glove treatment of celebs write themselves some days.

No so much celebs, but California law does heavily favor the last wishes of the parent in custody cases.
post #172 of 178
Seen this?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PHGkXmTKK8g

Peter Frampton comes alive!
post #173 of 178
Honestly wouldn't be surprised if this was true.
post #174 of 178
post #175 of 178
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"Touched by a Führer"?
post #176 of 178
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"Touched by a Führer"?
For one thing, there's no way he could have gotten Hitler to drink any Jesus Juice. What with him being Jewish and all.
post #177 of 178
After re-reading part of the "Loose Brains" thread while trying to find Devin's editorial of the same name (still no luck - I've been looking for that ever since I watched United 93 a couple of weeks ago), I came across the description of that valiens.com guy as being a huge Jackson fan. Do we know if that dude's still alive?
post #178 of 178
Yay autopsy.

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Mr. Jackson weighed 136 pounds, stood 5-foot-9 and was free of major illnesses or serious organ damage. He suffered from arthritis of the spine and fingers, lacked pigmentation on his chest, and was balding, but otherwise was in relatively good health, Dr. Kain said.

Dr. Kain also said the autopsy report indicated the extent to which Mr. Jackson had gone to stave off old age; there were cosmetic surgery scars behind his ears and nostrils, as well scars on his neck, wrists, arms and stomach. He said Mr. Jackson also had several tattoos: on his scalp to hide his receding hairline, his eyebrows, and a pink tattoo around his lips.
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