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post #51 of 178
6/29/09 at 5:01pm
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Originally Posted by Eileen View Post
If she is hinting that word will get out Michael was gay or a drug addict that won't create a "all hell’s going to break loose" scenario. The only thing I can see coming close would be he had a sex change.
Since she (assuming that's a real quote) mentioned the autopsy, specifically, I'm guessing that she wasn't talking about him being gay. I'm guessing no on the sex change thing, but I wouldn't be entirely surprised if Phil were right about him being sexually non-functional for some reason or another.

Generally speaking, I think it's super distasteful to speculate on stuff like this, but the guy made himself such an enigma in every way that it's hard not to wonder what made him tick.
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post #52 of 178
6/29/09 at 5:06pm
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Originally Posted by Eileen View Post
If she is hinting that word will get out Michael was gay or a drug addict that won't create a "all hell’s going to break loose" scenario. The only thing I can see coming close would be he had a sex change.
Or that he's an alien.
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post #53 of 178
6/29/09 at 5:19pm
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Originally Posted by DaveB View Post
I wouldn't be entirely surprised if Phil were right about him being sexually non-functional for some reason or another.
Which would would render all the molestation charges false. What a weird way to be vindicated.
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post #54 of 178
6/29/09 at 5:20pm
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Originally Posted by Phil View Post
Which would would render all the molestation charges false. What a weird way to be vindicated.
You don't need to be sexually functional in order to molest someone. So he wouldn't be vindicated.
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post #55 of 178
6/29/09 at 5:21pm
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Originally Posted by Phil View Post
Which would would render all the molestation charges false. What a weird way to be vindicated.
He still had a mouth and hands though, right?
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post #56 of 178
6/29/09 at 5:23pm
But he'd be about a million times less compelled to without gonads. And one of the kid's testimony described Michael ejaculating on him. Ugh, I'm grossing myself out.
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post #57 of 178
6/29/09 at 5:26pm
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Originally Posted by Phil View Post
But he'd be about a million times less compelled to without gonads. And one of the kid's testimony described Michael ejaculating on him. Ugh, I'm grossing myself out.
What if it was just warm saliva in an attempt to surprise the kid?

Ugh, I'm grossing myself out too.
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post #58 of 178
6/29/09 at 5:27pm
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Originally Posted by Phil View Post
Which would would render all the molestation charges false. What a weird way to be vindicated.
That occurred to me, too, but it's not necessarily true, upon review. If this turns out to be case, it might not have been at the time the charges were made. Also, if I understand the accusations correctly, Jackson's hands would also need to be gone or useless for them to be entirely false.
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post #59 of 178
6/29/09 at 6:09pm
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Originally Posted by User_32 View Post
Has this already been covered? Surprise: The kids aren't really his biologically.

http://ca.yahoo.com/s/928699
She's penning a "Tell all" book. What.a.shock! Looking forward to the inevitable reality TV show on VH1 though.
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post #60 of 178
6/29/09 at 8:40pm
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One rumor that appears to be true: Jacko died without a will or any other indicatiion as to how he wanted his estate disposed of.
God, his death is going to mean a lot of work for a lot of lawyers....
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post #61 of 178
6/29/09 at 8:54pm
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Originally Posted by dudalb View Post
One rumor that appears to be true: Jacko died without a will or any other indicatiion as to how he wanted his estate disposed of.
God, his death is going to mean a lot of work for a lot of lawyers....
Really? The probate on that estate is gonna be a bitch.
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post #62 of 178
6/29/09 at 10:10pm
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Originally Posted by Ratty View Post
Or that he's an alien.
Or there was an alien INSIDE him. Paging Brent Spiner!



"Release me!"
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post #63 of 178
6/30/09 at 11:33am
Michael just recently updated his will, and Papa Joe isn't mentioned in it at all.

*BURN*
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post #64 of 178
6/30/09 at 11:41am
He was able to grow a beard during one of his trials so I don't think there were anything wrong with his balls.

Did anyone hear the rumors about the first kid who claimed to have been molested fessing up that it never happened ?
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post #65 of 178
6/30/09 at 1:09pm
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Originally Posted by Name_user View Post
Did anyone hear the rumors about the first kid who claimed to have been molested fessing up that it never happened ?
Yep, sure did:

ETA: Well, shit - that link doesn't work now.
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post #66 of 178
6/30/09 at 1:53pm
They never found any child porn in his house or on his computers and if he really was a pedophile I'm sure they would have found a lot of stuff. Especially in the house of someone as perverted as they painted him. All they found was regular porn and a lot of links to toy websites. The guy never had a childhood and that probably developed into a unhealthy but non-sexual infantile mental state.
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post #67 of 178
6/30/09 at 2:51pm
Say what you want about Michael Jackson, but he was quite the visionary historian. Observe this collection of 80's celebrities. It's as if he KNEW I would need to see this at a later date!
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post #68 of 178
6/30/09 at 4:14pm
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Now some of his family ae claiming he did leave a will from 2002, but whether it is legally valid or not remains to be seen.
In any case, with all the money he owed the probate on his will is going to be huge. Everybody whom he owed large amounts of money too is going to but in their bid for a share of the assets early.
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post #69 of 178
6/30/09 at 5:42pm
The Sun -- yeah, I know, take it for what it's worth -- is reporting that at least a dozen fans have committed suicide in the wake of Jackson's death.
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post #70 of 178
6/30/09 at 5:51pm
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Originally Posted by Richard Dickson View Post
The Sun -- yeah, I know, take it for what it's worth -- is reporting that at least a dozen fans have committed suicide in the wake of Jackson's death.
Ah, thank you, Darwin.
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post #71 of 178
6/30/09 at 5:55pm
Someone take those kids to Maury so we can sort this mess out. I've heard a billion scenarios of how they were conceived and by whom.
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post #72 of 178
6/30/09 at 9:00pm
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Originally Posted by Richard Dickson View Post
The Sun -- yeah, I know, take it for what it's worth -- is reporting that at least a dozen fans have committed suicide in the wake of Jackson's death.
I can only hope...
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post #73 of 178
7/1/09 at 11:38pm
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NOT A Rumor: The DEA is officially involved with the Jackson Investigation.

The DEA has the power to void patient/doctor confidentiality where drugs are involved. A lot of Hollywood "Showbiz Doctors" might be sweating tonight.
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post #74 of 178
7/1/09 at 11:40pm
So, according to Jackson's 2002 will, if his mother was unable to care for his children, he specified they should be placed in the custody of ... Diana Ross.
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post #75 of 178
7/2/09 at 9:35am
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Originally Posted by Richard Dickson View Post
So, according to Jackson's 2002 will, if his mother was unable to care for his children, he specified they should be placed in the custody of ... Diana Ross.
I'm just as surprised it wasn't Elizabeth Taylor.
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post #76 of 178
7/2/09 at 10:28am
His mom is in her 70s. Ross is in her 60s. Why on earth would they want to be saddles with a bunch of kids at this point in their lives? And why would you put them with someone who might die in a few years themselves?
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post #77 of 178
7/2/09 at 11:59am
I really want to make a fortune by selling Jackson 4 t-shirts. Anyone interested in purchasing one?
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post #78 of 178
7/2/09 at 12:02pm
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Originally Posted by Richard Dickson View Post
His mom is in her 70s. Ross is in her 60s. Why on earth would they want to be saddles with a bunch of kids at this point in their lives? And why would you put them with someone who might die in a few years themselves?
Why would you look to post-1982 Michael Jackson for anything resembling rational behavior?
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post #79 of 178
7/2/09 at 12:06pm
EDIT: Phil beat me to it.
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post #80 of 178
7/2/09 at 12:13pm
Well, somebody else had to have looked at that will, I thought maybe somebody would have talked some sense into him.
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post #81 of 178
7/2/09 at 12:20pm


Yeah, he seemed pretty approachable toward the end there.
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post #82 of 178
7/2/09 at 12:22pm
So, I see the "Tags" feature is being put to great use.
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post #83 of 178
7/3/09 at 10:16am
Of course Debbie Rowe bought the howling wolf t-shirt.

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post #84 of 178
7/3/09 at 4:46pm
Thread Starter 
Al Sharpton is now playing the race card saying that the massive coverage of the negative side of Jackson since his death is because he is black.
Good old Al, I knew he would get around to it sooner or later.

Guess Sharpton never caught the Shit that Britney Spears and Lohan are cathching because of their antics.
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post #85 of 178
7/3/09 at 4:48pm
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Originally Posted by Phil View Post
Why would you look to post-1982 Michael Jackson for anything resembling rational behavior?

If you changed 82 to 92, I 100% agree. The late 80's is when the Jackson freak show really began. 1982 seems way too early for the jump the shark point.
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post #86 of 178
7/3/09 at 5:56pm
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Originally Posted by dudalb View Post
Al Sharpton is now playing the race card saying that the massive coverage of the negative side of Jackson since his death is because he is black. Good old Al, I knew he would get around to it sooner or later.

Guess Sharpton never caught the Shit that Britney Spears and Lohan are cathching because of their antics.
Or the shit Elvis' family had to read and hear after his death.
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post #87 of 178
7/3/09 at 5:57pm
Not a rumor but a prediction: Jackson probably just supplanted Rorschach as the go-to Halloween costume this year.
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post #88 of 178
7/3/09 at 6:26pm
Re: Rehearsal footage.

a. The audio is terribly out of sync with the video.

b. Michael was lip-syncing for the rehearsal, to get the dance moves down pat.

c. Michael was going to lip-sync during the live shows.
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post #89 of 178
7/3/09 at 11:12pm
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I hate to say it, but lip syncing during live shows has become SOP..one reason why I go to very,very, few pop concerts. If I pay nearly a hundred bucks or more for a seat, I think I am entitled to some live singing.
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post #90 of 178
7/3/09 at 11:29pm
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Originally Posted by dudalb View Post
If you changed 82 to 92, I 100% agree. The late 80's is when the Jackson freak show really began. 1982 seems way too early for the jump the shark point.
That's not what I said - I just maintain he was in outer space immediately after 1982. I wasn't the only one noticing.

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post #91 of 178
7/5/09 at 4:14pm
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Now Al "The Liar" Sharpton is calling for a National Day Of Mourning for Jackson, and is opening up a full scale attack on the media for Negative Coverage of St Michael. I guess Al will do or say anything to get media attention since he has sort of fallen by the wayside since Obama was elected.
The way that Sharpton has hijacked this is proof of that old joke that the only thing faster then the Speed Of Light is Al Sharpton running to get in front of a camera.
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post #92 of 178
7/6/09 at 12:03pm
News of the World has a video clip of MJ being interrogated by lawyers as part of a 1996 lawsuit brought forth by Neverland staff. Truly terrifying.
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post #93 of 178
7/6/09 at 12:11pm
Why?
I saw a guy who couldn't believe the accusations being made against him. I actually sympathize with him a lot more after watching that video.
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post #94 of 178
7/6/09 at 12:17pm
Its one thing to see photos of Michael. But too see him live; he looks like a doll come to life. If I saw that it front of me, I'd try to kill it. Also, I understand that some people tend to laugh when nervous, but it odd seeing him smile and goggle when asked about sex or his relationship with boys. It comes off really creepy.
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post #95 of 178
7/6/09 at 2:46pm
It's an easy and dumb joke but John McClain is one of the executors of Jackson's estate.
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post #96 of 178
7/6/09 at 2:50pm
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Originally Posted by Diva View Post
Its one thing to see photos of Michael. But too see him live; he looks like a doll come to life.
Sorry, is there some shortage of film or video of Michael Jackson?
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post #97 of 178
7/6/09 at 3:04pm
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Anybody in LA who is stupid enough to go any where near the Staples Center tommorow without a ticket to the Memorial deserves what they get.
I think the LAPD are wise to put a tight security clamp around the event. It is going to be a freaking madhouse.
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post #98 of 178
7/6/09 at 3:42pm
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Originally Posted by Phil View Post
Sorry, is there some shortage of film or video of Michael Jackson?
Videos that aren't pre-packaged, airbrushed, or over-stylized promotional pieces? Yes.
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post #99 of 178
7/6/09 at 3:58pm
He looks better in this video than he does in that British doc, though. It's 9 years worth of surgeries earlier, but still.
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post #100 of 178
7/6/09 at 3:59pm
So if you got a ticket today, they give you a wristband. That you have to keep wearing until you show up for the service tomorrow. Any sign of tampering with the wristband voids your ticket. I can only imagine the lengths some people will go to to make sure nothing happens to that wristband.
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