the first is like a regular shit stinking turd.
the third is like a dog turd, yellow-ish in colour, truly foul smelling, sticky like peanut butter; and you are having to use a twig to scrape it out of the treads of your new trainers whilst gagging
the second is like a puddle of loose, splattery, alky tramp's shit, reeking abit like sick. It has things moving in and bits of blood and the awfulness of it's odour has made you cry. You have trodden in it as well... the tramp is laughing at you; you are barefoot.
And you have an open cut on your foot.
For fuck's sake, how could they fuck this up? Why is there no 'Null Vote' option?