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Someone needs to inform Mr. Wonka...

post #1 of 17
7/8/09 at 2:21pm
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post #2 of 17
7/8/09 at 5:57pm
It's a shame he died. He'd be a hit with the ladies.
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post #3 of 17
7/8/09 at 6:39pm
I didn't know his name, but he was a good guy!
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post #4 of 17
7/13/09 at 12:35pm
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I didn't know his name, but he was a good guy!
I think you mean "he was a..."

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post #5 of 17
7/13/09 at 12:36pm
I wonder if the factory foreman tried to sugar coat the news when he called the guy's family.
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post #6 of 17
7/13/09 at 12:52pm
The obituary referred to him as the choco-late Mr. Vincent Smith.
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post #7 of 17
7/13/09 at 1:01pm
All it takes is one little slip to make a whole life fall to reese's pieces.
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post #8 of 17
7/13/09 at 1:09pm
I was worried about his wife, but I Hershey's doing okay.
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post #9 of 17
7/13/09 at 2:09pm
His family should be able to get at least 100 Grand out of this.
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post #10 of 17
7/13/09 at 2:12pm
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Originally Posted by Richard Dickson View Post
I was worried about his wife, but I Hershey's doing okay.
Well, until the settlement. Not a big Pay Day. I hear she was only rewarded a 100 Grand. If only someone thought to throw her husband a Life Saver. He was known to be quite the Butterfinger in the workplace. It was bound to happen. His co-workers, Mike and Ike, were not available for comment. The three of them were like the 3 Musketeers though.
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His family should be able to get at least 100 Grand out of this.
*SNICKERS*

EDIT: I guess we found out what he'd do for (AKA become) a Klondike bar.

EDIT: Haha...

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post #11 of 17
7/14/09 at 4:00pm
Crap, I love puns but all the good ones have been used. Maybe I can muster up one though.

*clears throat*

he fell into the vat because he was daydreaming about Kisses from his wife while playing with his Watchamacallit.

Okay, so it's not that funny. I don't Caramello.
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post #12 of 17
7/14/09 at 5:16pm
Too bad, I heard there was a Bounty on his head when he died!
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post #13 of 17
7/14/09 at 5:20pm
Bla bla bla chocolate with nuts bla blabla bla.
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post #14 of 17
7/15/09 at 11:57am
Bar None, if this guy knew we were being eSPECIALly DARK about his death, he'd probably Rolover in his grave. Now you know the Skor, time for me to Take 5.
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post #15 of 17
7/15/09 at 7:02pm
Seriously, I think it's really fucked up of you people to make light of this situation. This is bound to be a painful ordeal for his family. Now, & Later.
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post #16 of 17
7/15/09 at 9:29pm
Boiling hot chocolate? Wow. At least his end was Quik. Now, his spirit flies 'mongst the Milky Way.

His buddies must be broken up. They were very close, he and his partners O. Henry and Reggie, like the Three Musketeers. They used to go out dancing quite a bit, too. Used to practice some of the older dances like the Charleston (Chew). I do understand he had to take it slow, though, as he tried to do some Twix, and hurt his Zagnuts.

I feel sorry for his dog, Bosco, all Nestle'd in his doggie bed, not knowing of the tragedy that occurred.

When, oh, when will we all learn from Augustus Gloop?
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post #17 of 17
7/16/09 at 2:51am
I just hope he didn't buy the farm on Payday. Pity, too, because I heard he was preparing to run a Marathon.
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