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Woman declared to have strongest vagina in the world

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I don't understand. She's got pants on, right?

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Tatiata Kozhevnikova - Tatiata, a 42-year-old Russian woman, has just been declared the woman with the strongest vagina in the world! Vadge, eat your roidy snatch out!

Guinness Book of World Records was on hand as Tati lifted a 31-pound glass ball with her Hulk-like pussay! Tati said she's been exercising her vagina for around 15 years, “After I had a child, my intimate muscles got unbelievably weak. I read books on Dao and learned that ancient women used to deal with this problem using wooden balls. I looked around, saw a Murano glass ball and inserted it in my vagina. It took me ages to get it out!”

Tati's advice to all women is that they should lift snow globes with their chochas too, because it will make your sex life sexier. “It’s enough to exercise your vagina five minutes a day, ladies, and in just one week you’ll be able to give yourself and your man unforgettable pleasure in bed."
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Guinness Book of World Records was on hand as Tati lifted a 31-pound glass ball with her Hulk-like pussay!
WTF? First rape travels to South Africa and now this?
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I want to name my band Intimate Muscles.
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Aren't snowglobes usually the size of a baby's head? I hear those are usually uncomfortable passing through.
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WTF? First rape travels to South Africa and now this?
Yeah, this can't be good for me.

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Tati's advice to all women is that they should lift snow globes with their chochas too, because it will make your sex life sexier. “It’s enough to exercise your vagina five minutes a day, ladies, and in just one week you’ll be able to give yourself and your man unforgettable pleasure in bed."
I stand by this, though.
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Dickson & Tati = comedy gold. Imaginary greenies all around!
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