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post #1 of 34
7/12/09 at 8:14pm
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So I've decided that I'm going to refer to Criss Angel and the douche bags like him as "Glampires"



I really can't wrap my head around the whole Gangsta Goth look he's apparently going for.
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post #2 of 34
7/12/09 at 8:16pm
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Ew after further investigation, I've learned there is also a crappy Musician that calls himself Glampire.
http://www.myspace.com/glittanigga
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post #3 of 34
7/13/09 at 12:53am
As much as it sucks..... Im sure it HAS to get him laid.
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post #4 of 34
7/13/09 at 3:33am
His toenails are painted.
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post #5 of 34
7/13/09 at 4:41am
Could he be any more douchebaggy?
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post #6 of 34
7/13/09 at 5:24am
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Only if he wears some big fake angel wings.


Oh wait.
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post #7 of 34
7/13/09 at 5:28am
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Not to mention this douche bag, the so-called (self proclaimed I might add) master pick-up artist, Mystery.



Like it's some big MYSTERY about how this loser can manipulate practically retarded women.
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post #8 of 34
7/13/09 at 6:24am
Is that a permanent lips tattoo on his neck?
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post #9 of 34
7/13/09 at 12:25pm
I'm reminded of the Dude uses B-horror flick plot device to get laid thread.

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post #10 of 34
7/13/09 at 5:56pm
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Originally Posted by Dranbon View Post
Is that a permanent lips tattoo on his neck?
I think it could be, I've seen it on him a lot. It isn't in earlier things but it is in later ones. Ugh, I just wanna smack that guy!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xYrXthZnh94

Here he is trying to teach sad lonely men how to be super manly Alphas like him. Note the toque and sunglasses inside.
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post #11 of 34
7/13/09 at 7:29pm
"As much as it sucks..... Im sure it HAS to get him laid".

Whatever works.
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post #12 of 34
7/13/09 at 10:01pm
Well, most women are attracted to douche bags.
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post #13 of 34
7/13/09 at 10:05pm
This is very well-documented.
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post #14 of 34
7/13/09 at 11:45pm
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Originally Posted by BubWilliams View Post
Well, most women are attracted to douche bags.
well a lot of women themselves are douche bags.
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post #15 of 34
7/13/09 at 11:48pm
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Originally Posted by First Class 782 View Post
It almost seems that a lot of the girls were either ambushed by some drunk douche bag and his friend behind the camera or they were being polite when the douche bag asked for a picture with them.

Then the others are likely drunk, a slut or a snotty bitch.
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post #16 of 34
7/14/09 at 12:13am
Mystery promotes peacocking.


Whatever works, I guess.
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post #17 of 34
7/14/09 at 12:14am
If he retires from show biz and singlehandedly cures cancer, I'll still think of Criss Angel as that sad, sorry little man who made his mother cry on her birthday by setting himself on fire and making her watch.

It's more wordy for "glampire," but I'm certain it could be squeezed into some sort of acronym.
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post #18 of 34
7/14/09 at 1:31am
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Criss Angel is a S.S.L.M.W.M.H.M.C.O.H.B.B.S.H.O.F.A.M.H.W. then..
Perhaps that can be a particular sect of Glampires.
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post #19 of 34
7/14/09 at 1:42am
I was going to sit down with Roget's Thesaurus and try to squeeze it into G.L.A.M.P.I.R.E., but I may cut to the chase and simply call him an asshole.
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post #20 of 34
7/14/09 at 1:48am
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Originally Posted by Tigeroovy View Post
well a lot of women themselves are douche bags.
You're one of those "madonnas or whores" kinda knuckle-draggers aintcha.
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post #21 of 34
7/14/09 at 4:09am
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Originally Posted by The Rain Dog View Post
You're one of those "madonnas or whores" kinda knuckle-draggers aintcha.
Nah, he has a point. A lot of women ARE douche bags. It seems to be an insanely common phenomenon with our species regardless of gender.

All the women in those hot girls with douchebags pictures looked like the bitchy girls who picked on me in high school, so I can't say it seems weird that they are with assholes.

However, I've gotta point out that technically women aren't attracted to douchebags, we're attracted to CONFIDENCE. Unfortunately most confident people also happen to be total jerks, it's awesome when you can find that rare confident nice guy.
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post #22 of 34
7/14/09 at 5:31am
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You're one of those "madonnas or whores" kinda knuckle-draggers aintcha.
I said a LOT of women, not all women.
A LOT of PEOPLE are douche bags.
I was balancing out the douche bag handouts.

ME NO DRAG KNUCKLES, Me present you with middle knuckle and attached digit.
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post #23 of 34
7/14/09 at 11:07am
Do we really need a new word for these guys? Doesn't douchebag do the job? Besides, "glampire" seems like it would be something cool. Not this crap.
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post #24 of 34
7/14/09 at 11:10am
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Originally Posted by Werewolf Girl View Post
However, I've gotta point out that technically women aren't attracted to douchebags, we're attracted to CONFIDENCE. Unfortunately most confident people also happen to be total jerks, it's awesome when you can find that rare confident nice guy.
Most women must have trouble discerning between confident and arrogant then, as they are two very different outlooks. The guys in those pictures aren't confident.
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post #25 of 34
7/14/09 at 11:11am
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Originally Posted by EdHocken View Post
Do we really need a new word for these guys? Doesn't douchebag do the job? Besides, "glampire" seems like it would be something cool. Not this crap.
I'm partial to "oxygen thieves", myself...
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post #26 of 34
7/14/09 at 11:12am
I like the way Lima thinks.
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post #27 of 34
7/14/09 at 11:13am
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Originally Posted by Tigeroovy View Post
So I've decided that I'm going to refer to Criss Angel and the douche bags like him as "Glampires"



I really can't wrap my head around the whole Gangsta Goth look he's apparently going for.
Ah, yer just jealous 'cause you can't pull off the look yourself.
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post #28 of 34
7/14/09 at 11:16am
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Originally Posted by Van Read View Post
Ah, yer just jealous 'cause you can't pull off the look yourself.
Trust me... as soon as this douchecock realizes the "undead wannabe" look is passe, then he'll go back to the " hair metal" look he glommed onto when his so-called star rose to ascension.

and he'll still be an oxygen thief.
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post #29 of 34
7/14/09 at 11:17am
I don't really have anything against Criss Angel. It's like he's all spooky with tattoos and amulets, but then he opens his mouth and talks in that goofy Long Island accent and everything's ok again.

I've only seen one episode of his show, but in that episode, he secretly used a double amputee as part of a ripping-a-woman-in-half gag. I'd like to see more shows incorporate double amputees.
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post #30 of 34
7/14/09 at 12:11pm
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Originally Posted by Lima Oscar Lima View Post
Trust me... as soon as this douchecock realizes the "undead wannabe" look is passe, then he'll go back to the " hair metal" look he glommed onto when his so-called star rose to ascension.
My thoughts exactly. I still have a magazine that I bought when I was a goth kiddie (mid/late nineties) that had an article about his magic/industrial music act Angeldust. If you guys think he's a douche NOW...

http://darkbeauty224.tripod.com/site...tures/ca19.jpg
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post #31 of 34
7/14/09 at 7:21pm
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Originally Posted by First Class 782 View Post
Most women must have trouble discerning between confident and arrogant then, as they are two very different outlooks. The guys in those pictures aren't confident.
Yeah pretty much, arrogance is just fake confidence. Most people really can't tell the difference though, clearly those girls can't.
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post #32 of 34
7/15/09 at 12:07am
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Originally Posted by EdHocken View Post
Do we really need a new word for these guys? Doesn't douchebag do the job? Besides, "glampire" seems like it would be something cool. Not this crap.
I dunno, when I thought of Glampire, I didn't have nice thoughts in my head.

And douche bag is just such an already encompassing term.
It's like a sub-genre of douche bag. Douch bag just contains so many different types of people, you've gotta have some terms for the inner sects of losers.
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post #33 of 34
7/15/09 at 3:27am
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Originally Posted by Van Read View Post
Ah, yer just jealous 'cause you can't pull off the look yourself.
and believe me fella, if I ever try to pull off the stupid bling-goth thing he's doing my next step would be to fuckin blow my head off.
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post #34 of 34
7/15/09 at 3:53pm
http://supernaturalfanwiki.wetpaint....s+A+Douche+Bag
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