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post #51 of 89
9/7/09 at 11:59pm
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post #52 of 89
9/8/09 at 12:10am
Just one more- the first episode is easily the weakest of them all. On retrospect when you go back after spending some time with the characters it fares a little better, but it's the low point of the show.
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post #53 of 89
9/8/09 at 2:41am
"Name's Artemis. I have a bleached asshole."
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post #54 of 89
9/8/09 at 4:30am
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Just one more- the first episode is easily the weakest of them all. On retrospect when you go back after spending some time with the characters it fares a little better, but it's the low point of the show.
Thanks, Alex. I should know better than to just watch 1 episode anyway. I made it through a whole season of Heroes and Dollhouse. /shame
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post #55 of 89
9/9/09 at 1:32pm
Can anyone find an image of Charlie in the Nazi outfit eating a banana? For the life of me I can't find it.

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post #56 of 89
9/9/09 at 2:50pm
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post #57 of 89
9/9/09 at 3:09pm
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This might still be my favorite episode.
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post #58 of 89
9/9/09 at 6:33pm
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You sir, are the man!
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post #59 of 89
9/9/09 at 6:41pm
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Well, it is my thread. I feel like it's my duty to help those posters in need.

Also...
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post #60 of 89
9/9/09 at 6:43pm
So great. I want to steal the gif for my avatar, but it says the file is too large.
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post #61 of 89
9/9/09 at 6:50pm
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I hear ya, Div. I wanted to make this my avatar:
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post #62 of 89
9/9/09 at 7:26pm
Where are you finding these gems?
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post #63 of 89
9/9/09 at 8:04pm
There's this bit from one of the new commercials that I love. It has Mac and Dennis telling Charlie to mention that he is a philanthropist to a woman, cut to a really sweaty Charlie saying "I am a full on rapist."

Also, here's this.

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post #64 of 89
9/9/09 at 9:52pm
I just watched "Dennis and Dee Go on Welfare" for the first time on hulu. I don't think I've ever laughed and cringed so hard simultaneously as I did during the scene where there drunk on the stoop singing along with Biz Markie and fighting with Charlie and Mac.
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post #65 of 89
9/9/09 at 10:34pm
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And my all-time favorite moment, after Charlie's meeting in the office he glances at the desk, picks up the adding machine, and says, "What do you do?"
As it's also one of my all-time favorites I've gotta correct that to, "What are you?"

From The Gang Goes Jihad, as the gang is given a notice to vacate.

Charlie: Look look look look man, uh, I don't know how you guys do things in hwuh, what was it?
Mac: ISRAEL.
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post #66 of 89
9/9/09 at 11:39pm
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I just watched "Dennis and Dee Go on Welfare" for the first time on hulu. I don't think I've ever laughed and cringed so hard simultaneously as I did during the scene where there drunk on the stoop singing along with Biz Markie and fighting with Charlie and Mac.
That probably has the best use of the cold open/title card transition of any of the episodes. Dee and Dennis quit the bar, rambling about their big time aspirations that they're finally going to fulfill, and as they stride smugly out, Dennis haughtily claims that they're "going to be just fine."

Cue the music and "Dennis and Dee Go On Welfare".
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post #67 of 89
9/10/09 at 1:20pm
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Where are you finding these gems?
I'm magic, baby.

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post #68 of 89
9/11/09 at 10:36pm
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So great. I want to steal the gif for my avatar, but it says the file is too large.
This oughta work:


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I hear ya, Div. I wanted to make this my avatar
Unfortunately it was a bit tricky to get yours under the size limit, had to cut out like half the frames and lose a fair bit of quality. But for what it's worth:

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post #69 of 89
9/13/09 at 12:03am
Thanks!!!


I just watched "The Gang Runs For Office." So funny! Ok gif people, I need a screen cap of "Dennis is a baby rapist!"

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"Hundred Dollar Baby"

Dee: I'm gonna eat your babies, bitch!!

"The Gang Exploits a Miracle"

Charlie: I got the Lord. I got the good Lord going down on me."
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post #70 of 89
9/13/09 at 11:11pm


And here's this one.

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post #71 of 89
9/14/09 at 4:35pm
LOL @ Baby rapist! The look on Dennis' face is just priceless.

Ok, I've watched "The Gang Exploits a Miracle" like three times in a row now. Some gems...

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Mac: What are you doing? You are completely betraying me! You are supposed to be my Peter!
Charlie: Hear me out for a second. Now, technically that stain did appear to me. Also, I am familiar with carpentry and I don't know who my father is. So... am I the Messiah? I don't know. I could be. I'm not ruling it out.
Mac: The Messiah?!
Charlie: I'm just not ruling it out is all.
Mac: You gotta be kidding me, dude.
Charlie: Well the Lord works in mysterious ways.
Mac: I knew you were going to ruin this for me. God dammit!
Charlie: I really wish you wouldn't take me name in vein. *starts humming and dancing* I got the good Lord all inside of me!

Later in the episode, Charlie is giving a sermon:

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Here's a confession. I'm in love with a man. What? I'm in love with a man. A man called God. Does that make me gay? Am I gay for God? You betcha!"
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post #72 of 89
9/17/09 at 11:13am
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Now, I'm not saying that "The Gang Solves the Gas Crisis" represents the absolute high water mark for the show (I'm just too in love with "The Gang Gives Back" and "Dennis and Dee Go on Welfare"), but it's pretty damn close. I rewatched last night and laughed my damn fool head off.
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Charlie: (in a southern accent) Yep, you best get to stepping, cause Johnny Law's a-comin'!

Dennis: You might want to start driving because she called the cops on us.

Mac: Why's he talking like that?

Dennis: Well, Wild Card over here decided to lose his mind.

Charlie: (in a southern accent) I say, I say, that's just damn preposterous, boy.

Dennis: Well, now you're just talking like Foghorn Leghorn!
Ah, whew, good stuff. I can't wait to see them perform "The Nightman Cometh" tonight IN FREAKIN' PHILADELPHIA.
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post #73 of 89
9/17/09 at 12:40pm
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Ah, whew, good stuff. I can't wait to see them perform "The Nightman Cometh" tonight IN FREAKIN' PHILADELPHIA.
For real?! If so, I am so jealous!!!
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post #74 of 89
9/17/09 at 1:09pm
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For real?! If so, I am so jealous!!!
For realsies, 8:00 pm at the Tower Theater in Upper Darby.
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post #75 of 89
9/17/09 at 1:58pm
http://www.nytimes.com/2009/09/16/ar...ref=television
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post #76 of 89
9/17/09 at 2:48pm
NOOOO! I missed this by one day! Why didn't you post this earlier?!
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post #77 of 89
9/27/09 at 12:52pm
You want me to cross the stage? This will be the perfect opportunity for me to showcase my karate skills. Then, I'll hop up on Dennis' bed like a cat. Meow.

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post #78 of 89
10/2/09 at 2:37am
Watching tonight's new episode on the DVR (is it a freaking hour long? How sweet) and it started a bit slow but i'm about 20 minutes in and it's rolling.

Mac and Dennis' business dinners at Dave & Busters's....Dennis' idea to create "Paddy's Dollars" ala D&Bs...

And then Charlie getting both fired from the bar and kicked out of his apartment by Frank...goes to his mom's house to try and get his old room back. But she's subletting it to his creepy uncle, who offers to share the room wtih him.

Uncle: It'll be great, you and me, palling around, getting nuts, doing crazy...

Charlie: I don't want to do any of the things you want to do, uncle jack

Uncle: Have you ever seen wrestling on televison?"

Charlie: Yes, I'm well aware of what wrestling is, it's not what uncles do to their nephews

Uncle:no, it's stuff that relatives dude

Charlie: I don't want to share the room with you dude!

Uncle: I'll call you later

Charlie: i know you will!


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Dennis: Did I come up with this plan? How does D&Bs do it?

Mac: How does this work dude? I thought you knew.

Mac: Last night dude! With the D&B power card

Then Frank gets bailed out!

"Lets discuss it over steaks and ski ball."

"Uhh, you guys don't think that you're going to Dave & Buster's do you?"

So it wasn't an hour long, the DVR recorded an hour and lists it as one episode, but the second half is a repeat.

But what an ending!
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post #79 of 89
10/2/09 at 3:08am
My brother was in the background with a lady friend behind Danny Devito during the 1st Dave and Busters scene. He was on camera for like 20 seconds total. Pretty cool!
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post #80 of 89
10/29/09 at 11:02am
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Happened to re-watch "Paddy's: The Worst Bar in Philadelphia" last night.

This exchange continues to kill me:
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Dee (responding to the review): Well, I am not white trash. I am a kind and a generous and a good-hearted lady."

Dennis: Well, I... I do seem to recall you calling the guy a faggot.

Dee: Yeah, I absolutely called him a faggot, but he ordered chardonay. What was I supposed to do?
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post #81 of 89
2/17/10 at 4:07pm
Well, a friend got me a dicktowel for a belated bday present. NSFW, obviously. http://twitpic.com/13mnb3
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post #82 of 89
2/17/10 at 11:43pm
Fantastic
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post #83 of 89
6/8/10 at 3:07pm
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My DVR's been recording Season 5 repeats and this exchange from "Mac and Dennis Break Up" continues to kill me:
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DENNIS: Peel this apple for me, please.
DEE: No! No, I’m not gonna peel an apple for you.
DENNIS: But Mac always does it for me.
DEE: Why does Mac peel your apples for you?
DENNIS: He doesn’t like for me to eat the apples with the skin on it, he says the skin’s loaded with toxins.
DEE: OK, well, good news - Mac’s not here.
DENNIS: I know he’s not here and that’s why I need you to do it for me. PLEASE, PLEASE.
DEE: Oh Jesus, just eat it with the skin on it.
DENNIS: I DO NOT LIKE IT WITH THE SKIN, DEE. I’M NOT ALLOWED TO EAT IT WITH THE SKIN, I’M NOT ALLOWED!!!
DEE: OH MY GOD, alright. If you just shut up, I will peel the apple for you the way Mac likes you to eat it! Give it to me, give it to me! I’ll do it the way Mac insists
It's Howerton's super freak-out that does it every time.
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post #84 of 89
6/8/10 at 3:18pm
Cats dont abide by the laws of nature, Dee. You dont know shit.

Call me crass, but the episode "Who Pooped the Bed" is to this day some of the funniest 30 minutes I've ever experienced. I could watch Mac and Dennis peek under the covers after they hear gas being passed over and over again.

"Nope, false alarm."
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post #85 of 89
6/8/10 at 3:19pm
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My DVR's been recording Season 5 repeats and this exchange from "Mac and Dennis Break Up" continues to kill me:

It's Howerton's super freak-out that does it every time.
Also, the look on Devito's face when Dennis is trying to throw up and Charlie tells him he swallowed some apple seeds.

The degree of genuine concern Frank had was hilarious.
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post #86 of 89
6/8/10 at 3:50pm
I'm going to GIF the shit out of this when it comes back for s6
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post #87 of 89
6/8/10 at 3:53pm
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Originally Posted by The Closer View Post
Also, the look on Devito's face when Dennis is trying to throw up and Charlie tells him he swallowed some apple seeds.

The degree of genuine concern Frank had was hilarious.
Personally, I prefer the annoyed eye-rolling looks that Charlie and Dee exchange when Dennis interrupts their cat conversation. That's just me.

And, Murder, I cannot wait for those.
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post #88 of 89
6/8/10 at 3:57pm
You guys are lucky to get repeats, we don't even get the show in the UK. Not even any Region 2 DVDs.
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post #89 of 89
6/8/10 at 5:21pm
You like ass play? He'll do anything with the ass.
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