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Why do I always miss the good shit?

post #1 of 24
7/16/09 at 1:04am
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Seriously, I always miss the epic meltdowns, the random "Devin is a prick and I'm going to inform the board about it for some inexplicable reason" posts that seem to pop up in threads with alarming regularity, the "I'm leaving Chud and this is why you should care" diatribes, bannings and all the other assorted funny little bits that get tossed around daily here.

It's not that I care per se about the people posting/involved with these things but I do hate missing all the high value comedy that these things naturally evolve into. Can we set up some sort of alert system? An email chain? Maybe a batsignal-esque piece of equipment with a giant middle finger on it or maybe we can have Renn on standby with the conch? I totally feel disconnected and it's the bums. I might just leave Chud over it.
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post #2 of 24
7/16/09 at 1:05am
well first you have to stop reading the rest of the internet...

i mean really, porn or chud.....oh wait MULTIPLE WINDOWS??? why the fuck didn't anyone tell me??
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post #3 of 24
7/16/09 at 1:07am
But Bancs, don't you see? It's because you leave that they happen. Without your steadying, calming influence everything goes to hell in a handbasket 'round here.
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post #4 of 24
7/16/09 at 1:11am
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Originally Posted by The Rain Dog View Post
But Bancs, don't you see? It's because you leave that they happen. Without your steadying, calming influence everything goes to hell in a handbasket 'round here.
I can attest that you sir are a liar. My importance to this board is firmly contained to random proselytizing against Capitalism, seeing how many times I can interject John Ford's "The Long Voyage Home" into a totally unrelated discussion and scouring the boards for an opportunity to make a really bad joke.
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post #5 of 24
7/16/09 at 1:43am
Like I said, calming and steadying.
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post #6 of 24
7/16/09 at 1:58am
Did LisaNY have a meltdown? She's been gone for awhile...
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post #7 of 24
7/16/09 at 1:59am
I plan on having one of these within a few weeks and it will be planned and awesome and, as a long time lurker newly establishing his voice on the boards, absurd. I plan on this happening. It's gonna be like performance art.

You heard it here first.
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post #8 of 24
7/16/09 at 2:21am
Just move along and enjoy the next freakout. For some reason, I'm feeling good about Labor Day Weekend.
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post #9 of 24
7/16/09 at 2:48am
Thanks to the magic of the Internet, all these golden moments are preserved for your later viewing pleasure, but it's true that there's nothing quite like watching it happen live.

I still don't know how to feel about not getting the blame/credit for being the straw that broke Domingo's back.
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post #10 of 24
7/16/09 at 2:57am
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Did LisaNY have a meltdown? She's been gone for awhile...
I miss her.
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post #11 of 24
7/16/09 at 6:24am
Domingo left as well? I give up drinking and then all this happens? Wtf?
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post #12 of 24
7/16/09 at 6:38am
None of this has happened, and you're drinking more than ever.
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post #13 of 24
7/16/09 at 8:27am
Pretty sure LisaNY just quietly slipped away. I don't recall any meltdown from her.
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post #14 of 24
7/16/09 at 8:29am
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Pretty sure LisaNY just quietly slipped away. I don't recall any meltdown from her.
yeah, Lisa just vanished with style. And cakes! I still owe her one for her birthday. Which should be definitely enough reason for her to come back! Please?
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post #15 of 24
7/16/09 at 8:56am
Awesome.
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post #16 of 24
7/16/09 at 9:16am
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Did LisaNY have a meltdown? She's been gone for awhile...
No, she got a life and is doing pretty damned well, last I heard.
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post #17 of 24
7/16/09 at 10:27am
Thank God! I woke up this morning worried the boards wouldn't be choked with threads about us and our behavior. Also, predicting now the "female chewers" thread goes to hell by lunchtime (eastern).
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post #18 of 24
7/16/09 at 10:29am
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Also, predicting now the "female chewers" thread goes to hell by lunchtime (eastern).
I think Tati already made that happen. Ahead of schedule.
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post #19 of 24
7/16/09 at 11:13am
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None of this has happened, and you're drinking more than ever.
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post #20 of 24
7/16/09 at 12:14pm
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I think Tati already made that happen. Ahead of schedule.
Yeah, it's not even 11:30 and it's well on its way.
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post #21 of 24
7/16/09 at 6:10pm
/meltdown
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post #22 of 24
7/16/09 at 6:13pm
Man, we have two very different definitions of "good shit".
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post #23 of 24
7/16/09 at 6:16pm

All is well!!! Remain calm!!!
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post #24 of 24
7/17/09 at 2:55am
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Man, we have two very different definitions of "good shit".
Who doesn't love a good old fashioned witch hunt? I mean except the witches themselves as they usually end up burnt or filleted. Hey, but that's not my problem okay? I'm just here for the yucks and trying to convince folks that we're all people too or some shit.
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