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post #51 of 57
8/2/09 at 12:12pm
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Originally Posted by JacknifeJohnny View Post
Not fucking with you or anything, but you never had pets?
Fixed.

What? Don't look at me like that.
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post #52 of 57
8/2/09 at 6:58pm
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Originally Posted by Syd View Post
Personal confession...I...never masterbated.
Did you have like a zillion wet dreams?
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post #53 of 57
8/2/09 at 11:18pm
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Originally Posted by JacknifeJohnny View Post
Not fucking with you or anything, but you never saw a porno film?
Nope!


.....Now I'm making up for lost time.
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post #54 of 57
8/2/09 at 11:19pm
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Originally Posted by Mr. Freeze View Post
Did you have like a zillion wet dreams?
Ka-billions!
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post #55 of 57
8/2/09 at 11:21pm
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Originally Posted by JacknifeJohnny View Post
The mechanics of masturbation are pretty basic, as you said, and one way to figure that shit out w/ minimal effort is if you'd seen a skin flick once or twice. I guess I just have a hard time seeing how that never happened in 20 years. Unless of course, your Amish, in that case, what the fuck are you doing on the internet?
Not Amish, but we lived in a very small house where you could literally hear through the walls and had no lock on the door and well, like I said, whenever I had the time and the privacy I just...wasn't in the mood.

Then I went to boarding school, had a roommate who was always there, you know how that goes...I guess just never had my own room without fear of parents walking in until recently.
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post #56 of 57
8/3/09 at 12:14pm
I didn't know you had to be "in the mood" to fucking jerk off.
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post #57 of 57
8/3/09 at 1:22pm
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Originally Posted by BadlyDrawnBagel View Post
I didn't know you had to be "in the mood" to fucking jerk off.
Yeah, if that's the case, I don't think I've ever been not in the mood.
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