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Kid Drinks Gasoline to be like Transformer. Gets Brain Damage...?

post #1 of 23
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http://www.shanghaidaily.com/sp/arti...cle_407995.htm

Seems pretty obvious this kid was already retarded.

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A 14-YEAR-OLD boy drank gasoline for five years to obtain "energy" - just as his idols "Bumble Bee" or "Optimus Prime" do in "Transformers," the Sichuan-based West China Metropolis Daily reported yesterday.

After the boy, in Yibin City, southwest Sichuan Province, had watched the animated TV series, he began to drink gasoline to become a "valiant fighter" like "Optimus Prime," his father told the newspaper.

"He began to drink gasoline five years ago, when we found he liked smelling lighter fuel," he said.

The boy's mother owned a grocery stall, selling small goods such as lighters.

In 2004, she often found lighters missing two or three days after she'd bought them. She later found that her son had been stealing them.

The parents talked to their son and asked him not to do it again. "But afterwards we found our motorcycle's gasoline was always disappearing, and one day when we found the boy had drunk a half bottle of gasoline stolen from the motorcycle, we were too shocked to say anything," the father said.

IQ dropped

They locked the motorcycle away after that but the boy began to steal gasoline from neighbors and was drinking more and more - two or three bottles at a time.

"Since my son started to drink gas, his IQ has dropped sharply and now he can't figure out simple addition and subtraction," the father said.

"Before that, he was a very smart boy, and he could even repair the television. But now he does not know the answer of 7 plus 17."

The worried parents finally took their son to hospital where they were told the boy had a mental disorder and a strong "gasoline dependence."

"The gasoline contains a lot of lead, which can do harm to people's brains. To make thing even worse, the boy is in the physical development stage, and the lead has caused serious damage to his body," Peng Houquan, a doctor from a hospital in Yibin, said.

"Transformers" is now a Hollywood blockbuster movie franchise and the second live-action film is currently breaking box office records in China.

"Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen" has gained 400 million yuan (US$58.4 million) in the country, breaking the record set by "Titanic" 10 years ago.
post #2 of 23
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"Before that, he was a very smart boy, and he could even repair the television."
"Now he can turn into one."
post #3 of 23
Obviously this kid is retarded. Transformers run on Energon!!

Actually it's more surprising that the kid didn't spontaneously combust at some point.
post #4 of 23
Is it wrong that my first thought was 'A Chinese kid did this? The hell? I expect that kind of shit over here!'
post #5 of 23
I'm not letting this teen anywhere near my TV.
post #6 of 23
Thread Starter 
I don't know what the point in mentioning how much Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen has made in China is. Are the parents going to sue the producers for something they couldn't prevent their retarded child from doing when he started five years before the movie came out?
post #7 of 23
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The gasoline contains a lot of lead
Those damn Chinese are putting lead in EVERYTHING! They just can't get enough of the stuff!
post #8 of 23
Thread Starter 
That's right kids. Only drink unleaded.
post #9 of 23
If he was that bright he wouldn't be drinking the gas, he'd be mainlining it into his veins whilst simultaneously filtering out his blood supply into a bucket.
post #10 of 23
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Originally Posted by some dumbass
before that, he was a very smart boy...
wrong!!!
post #11 of 23
Thread Starter 
Now he can transform into a janitor.
post #12 of 23
Lin Diesel.
post #13 of 23
You guys are so judgmental. What if the cartoon that inspired him is a Transformer ripoff with PSAs encouraging kids to drink gasoline?
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post #15 of 23
Condemn him if you must, but a more enthusiastic Rickshaw driver you will never meet.
post #16 of 23
I just hope they´ll add a galon to every Ultimate-Super-Duper-Directors Cut-Awesome-Edition of TF2.

Thin the herd. Follow the lead!
post #17 of 23
Apparently, the kid is a die hard Skid Row fan and took the lyrics, "Tequila in his heartbeat, his veins burned gasoline", to heart. Brain damage? That's what happens when you live your life according to the wit and wisdom of Sebastian Bach.
post #18 of 23
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Gets Brain Damage...?
So he got to transform after all. MEGATARD.
post #19 of 23
This might seem like a silly thing to ask, having never watched the original cartoon - did they even drink gas in it?
post #20 of 23
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Originally Posted by Dan View Post
This might seem like a silly thing to ask, having never watched the original cartoon - did they even drink gas in it?
Not that I recall.
post #21 of 23
Did he at least get his Speedway speedy rewards program points?
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post #23 of 23
I always knew that cartoon existed in the fringes of my memories. Could never remember the title. Damn you, Misfit.
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