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post #1 of 247
7/21/09 at 12:29am
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Post in this thread and I'll tell you what I think of you. It's as simple as that.
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post #2 of 247
7/21/09 at 12:32am
Oh look! A deer!
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post #3 of 247
7/21/09 at 12:33am
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Originally Posted by Martin Savage View Post
Oh look! A deer!
While I was a little hostile to you at first. I find your unique observations to be a pleasant change of pace around the forums.
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post #4 of 247
7/21/09 at 12:37am
Hi. Give it to me.
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post #5 of 247
7/21/09 at 12:38am
I'll bite. It's late. I'm curious.
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post #6 of 247
7/21/09 at 12:40am
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Originally Posted by Jake View Post
Hi. Give it to me.
I often confuse you with other Jakes, but your brand of humor often makes me smirk.
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post #7 of 247
7/21/09 at 12:40am
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Originally Posted by Parker View Post
I'll bite. It's late. I'm curious.
You write well.
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post #8 of 247
7/21/09 at 12:41am
I am aroused by the constant chaos of board updates.
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post #9 of 247
7/21/09 at 12:41am
Needs more profanity and insults.
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post #10 of 247
7/21/09 at 12:43am
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Originally Posted by sunwukong View Post
I am aroused by the constant chaos of board updates.
You are the Monkey King. Great treasures await you in Chinese Heaven.
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post #11 of 247
7/21/09 at 12:44am
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Originally Posted by Anderson View Post
You write well.
Thankz. Same 2 u!!!
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post #12 of 247
7/21/09 at 12:45am
I just want to know how you think I smell.
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post #13 of 247
7/21/09 at 12:47am
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Originally Posted by Schwartz View Post
I just want to know how you think I smell.
You are often preoccupied with body odor, when you should realize that it doesn't matter. This is the Internet and we're easily 6 years away from knowing that you reek of Despair and Brut.

Brut replacing last night's smell of Astro-Lube and Cheeto dust.
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post #14 of 247
7/21/09 at 12:51am
Nice! He didn't even notice the cooking sherry.
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post #15 of 247
7/21/09 at 12:55am
I'll bite. I'm curious if I'm even remembered or recognized.
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post #16 of 247
7/21/09 at 12:57am
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Originally Posted by AlmightyShmun View Post
I'll bite. I'm curious if I'm even remembered or recognized.
I have no idea who the fuck you are.
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post #17 of 247
7/21/09 at 1:03am
Shoot. I don't check the boards often enough anymore, if you say something offensive I'll get it sometime next week.
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post #18 of 247
7/21/09 at 1:05am
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Originally Posted by Jakespeare View Post
Shoot. I don't check the boards often enough anymore, if you say something offensive I'll get it sometime next week.
You are one of several Jakes that I have trouble identifying. Be bold. Steal a baby. Eat glass. Piss hate.

Unlock the achievement that is life.
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post #19 of 247
7/21/09 at 1:06am
I've been in a rut of feeling good about myself for a while now, could use a change.
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post #20 of 247
7/21/09 at 1:09am
Geez.
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post #21 of 247
7/21/09 at 1:13am
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Originally Posted by Patrick Ripoll View Post
Geez.
With Butters above it, that's perfect.
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post #22 of 247
7/21/09 at 1:14am
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Originally Posted by Anderson View Post
You are one of several Jakes that I have trouble identifying. Be bold. Steal a baby. Eat glass. Piss hate.

Unlock the achievement that is life.
I can deal with that.
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post #23 of 247
7/21/09 at 1:17am
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Originally Posted by horrid View Post
I've been in a rut of feeling good about myself for a while now, could use a change.
You often post fun pictures.
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post #24 of 247
7/21/09 at 1:18am
Whatever you say, I'll still like you in the morning.
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post #25 of 247
7/21/09 at 1:18am
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Originally Posted by Patrick Ripoll View Post
Geez.
You are one of my favorite Chewers.
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post #26 of 247
7/21/09 at 1:19am
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Originally Posted by Sonic Boom View Post
With Butters above it, that's perfect.
You are fair.
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post #27 of 247
7/21/09 at 1:19am
Myah, see!
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post #28 of 247
7/21/09 at 1:21am
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Originally Posted by Erix View Post
Whatever you say, I'll still like you in the morning.
You went from the First World to the Third World. You are living The Mosquito Coast.
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post #29 of 247
7/21/09 at 1:22am
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Originally Posted by Stormin View Post
Myah, see!
You remind me of James Cagney sans the whimsy of being a corpse.
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post #30 of 247
7/21/09 at 1:23am
Eh, why not.
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post #31 of 247
7/21/09 at 1:24am
Present.
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post #32 of 247
7/21/09 at 1:25am
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Originally Posted by Chris Olson View Post
Eh, why not.
You are a Chris that I find cool.
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post #33 of 247
7/21/09 at 1:25am
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Originally Posted by Whirlybird View Post
Present.
I have no idea who you are.
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post #34 of 247
7/21/09 at 1:28am
Where's fleed, when you need him?
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post #35 of 247
7/21/09 at 1:29am
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Originally Posted by felix natalya View Post
Where's fleed, when you need him?
You're from Singapore. Your country has many excellent sex workers. They also beat American tourists with canes. That makes me sad.
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post #36 of 247
7/21/09 at 1:33am
So what's going on here?
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post #37 of 247
7/21/09 at 1:34am
I meet you on our journey to the East, Anderson.
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post #38 of 247
7/21/09 at 1:34am
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Originally Posted by ElCapitanAmerica View Post
So what's going on here?
You and I don't often see eye-to-eye on matters. But, I appreciate the perspective that you bring to debate and political matters on the forums.
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post #39 of 247
7/21/09 at 1:35am
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Originally Posted by Judas Booth View Post
I meet you on our journey to the East, Anderson.
You are one of my favorite Chewers.
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post #40 of 247
7/21/09 at 1:40am
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Originally Posted by Anderson View Post
You are one of my favorite Chewers.
Much obliged. You're definitely one of my favorites on here as well.
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post #41 of 247
7/21/09 at 1:45am
*crosses fingers and toes*
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post #42 of 247
7/21/09 at 1:49am
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Originally Posted by Ray Abed View Post
*crosses fingers and toes*
No idea who you are. But, you seem to be Matt Damon's bitch. Did you find yourself willingly thrusted into that position?
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post #43 of 247
7/21/09 at 1:50am
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Originally Posted by Anderson View Post
You are a Chris that I find cool.
The sentiment goes both ways, young man...just replace "Chris" with "Anderson."
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post #44 of 247
7/21/09 at 1:51am
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Originally Posted by Anderson View Post
No idea who you are. But, you seem to be Matt Damon's bitch. Did you find yourself willingly thrusted into that position?
After the Bourne trilogy...yes.
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post #45 of 247
7/21/09 at 1:52am
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Originally Posted by Ray Abed View Post
After the Bourne trilogy...yes.
I wish you much luck, as you discover new uses for your ass.
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post #46 of 247
7/21/09 at 1:53am
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Originally Posted by Anderson View Post
I wish you much luck, as you discover new uses for your ass.
Time for a little switcheroo: I find your posts funny, Anderson. Even if you don't know me.
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post #47 of 247
7/21/09 at 1:55am
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Originally Posted by Ray Abed View Post
Time for a little switcheroo: I find your posts funny, Anderson. Even if you don't know me.
Post more, man. Follow the Hocken.
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post #48 of 247
7/21/09 at 1:56am
Am I skinnier lately? Do I give a good Latino impression?
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post #49 of 247
7/21/09 at 1:56am
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Originally Posted by Anderson View Post
Post more, man. Follow the Hocken.
I've been meaning to spread my wings elsewhere in the forums. I'm usually stuck in the Music section.
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post #50 of 247
7/21/09 at 1:57am
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Originally Posted by Feral Akodon View Post
Am I skinnier lately? Do I give a good Latino impression?
You're no Tati, but you'll do.
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