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post #1 of 47
7/22/09 at 2:00pm
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You know you are rotten, and will go to Hell, but you don't remember what you've done to deserve it. Wouldn't you like to know? Post here and I will tell you whether you are going to Hell AND WHY.

Don't be scared. You MIGHT be going to Heaven!
post #2 of 47
7/22/09 at 2:00pm
AHhahah NoDiggitty trying to be more like Anderson.

I'm sure he loves it.
post #3 of 47
7/22/09 at 2:07pm
Why couldn't the virus destroy your computer?
post #4 of 47
7/22/09 at 2:10pm
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Originally Posted by Tati View Post
AHhahah NoDiggitty trying to be more like Anderson.

I'm sure he loves it.
Hell.

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Originally Posted by Tieman View Post
Why couldn't the virus destroy your computer?
Hell.
post #5 of 47
7/22/09 at 2:13pm
Are you in heaven or in hell? Wherever you are, I want to be at the other. And since you generally suck, I guess I'm going to heaven.
post #6 of 47
7/22/09 at 2:16pm
Purgatory.
post #7 of 47
7/22/09 at 2:27pm
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Originally Posted by Parker View Post
Are you in heaven or in hell? Wherever you are, I want to be at the other. And since you generally suck, I guess I'm going to heaven.
Hell.

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Originally Posted by Judas Booth View Post
Purgatory.
For a bit. Then Heaven.
post #8 of 47
7/22/09 at 2:40pm
Italy.
post #9 of 47
7/22/09 at 2:44pm
In Soviet Russia, Hell drags YOU.
post #10 of 47
7/22/09 at 2:58pm
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Originally Posted by Jan View Post
Italy.
Hmmm.

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Originally Posted by Jan View Post
True. I´ve said it in another thread but Rand is hardly an entitiy over here in Europe. She is right there where she belongs in the library. Not in the political, but in the Fringe section.
Heaven.
post #11 of 47
7/22/09 at 3:12pm
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Originally Posted by Mattioli View Post
In Soviet Russia, Hell drags YOU.
Heaven.
post #12 of 47
7/22/09 at 3:26pm
This thread is Drag Me to Boredom. I guess it's the No Exit type of hell. Hey Muck, have you ever read No Exit? I'd LOVE to hear your analysis on that...
post #13 of 47
7/22/09 at 3:35pm
Can we send NoMuckety to hell? And by hell, I mean banned?
post #14 of 47
7/22/09 at 3:39pm
Why? Does he use an ad blocker?
post #15 of 47
7/22/09 at 3:40pm
This is his attempt of the Chud Report Card.
post #16 of 47
7/22/09 at 3:49pm
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Originally Posted by matalo View Post
This is his attempt of the Chud Report Card.
You young'ns have no idea.
post #17 of 47
7/22/09 at 3:53pm
Bob, hijack this shit and do it yourself. But every response should really be about you.
post #18 of 47
7/22/09 at 3:56pm
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Originally Posted by BobClark View Post
Why? Does he use an ad blocker?
Isn't there a rule about multiple accounts? Hence Kabongfunk getting the boot? I mean, enforce it on one, enforce'em on all, I say. Especially since Diggity's a special brand of douche.
post #19 of 47
7/22/09 at 3:56pm
Goddamn, Dre took up the slack but fierce on that one.
post #20 of 47
7/22/09 at 3:57pm
Also, fuck this douchebag. More like "Drag Me To Naptime".
post #21 of 47
7/22/09 at 4:03pm
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[QUOTE=matalo;2649196]This is his attempt of the Chud Report Card.
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Originally Posted by matalo View Post
I have eight [tattoos], most of which are religious (the rest are family related).
Sorry, Tattoos won't help you. Hell.

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Originally Posted by Greg Clark View Post
Can we send NoMuckety to hell? And by hell, I mean banned?
Hell.

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Originally Posted by Jake View Post
Also, fuck this douchebag. More like "Drag Me To Naptime".
Hell.
post #22 of 47
7/22/09 at 4:04pm
I can't help but see the parallels between this and the Captain Carnage story in Watchmen.


Why continually come back to a place where it's clear you're not welcome? It doesn't make sense to me.
post #23 of 47
7/22/09 at 4:11pm
What a contributor. 90 posts of which 80% consist of the word "Hell".

This is the most pathetic and sad thread I have seen in the past 7 years in here, especially considering it's a cheap rip-off of Anderson's similar post accumulator.
post #24 of 47
7/22/09 at 4:13pm
He doesn't even tell us why we're going to hell. Just "hell." Hell as lack of information? Or lack of imagination? That is the living hell known as ...Muckety Muck.
post #25 of 47
7/22/09 at 4:17pm
Valhalla.
post #26 of 47
7/22/09 at 4:19pm
I live in Texas. It's friggin' hot. It's also nowhere near the hell that is this thread.
post #27 of 47
7/22/09 at 4:21pm
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Originally Posted by Bitches Leave View Post
What a contributor. 90 posts of which 80% consist of the word "Hell".

This is the most pathetic and sad thread I have seen in the past 7 years in here, especially considering it's a cheap rip-off of Anderson's similar post accumulator.
Hell.

And Anderson deserves one of the deepest, hottest pits for that boring "Progress Report" thread.
post #28 of 47
7/22/09 at 4:24pm
I really wish my hair wasn't as coarse as it is. It's like a Brillo pad.
post #29 of 47
7/22/09 at 4:26pm
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Originally Posted by Michael Shaver View Post
I really wish my hair wasn't as coarse as it is. It's like a Brillo pad.
I can't decide where he's gonna put you with that post. Heaven, or Hell? Either way, bring some lube, Shaver.
post #30 of 47
7/22/09 at 4:27pm
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Originally Posted by Parker View Post
He doesn't even tell us why we're going to hell. Just "hell." Hell as lack of information? Or lack of imagination? That is the living hell known as ...Muckety Muck.
You think other people exist to entertain you. Thus, Hell.

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Originally Posted by Rene (Mr.Eko) View Post
I live in Texas. It's friggin' hot. It's also nowhere near the hell that is this thread.
Texans automatically go to Hell just for being Texans.

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Originally Posted by Richard Dickson View Post
Valhalla.
Heaven.
post #31 of 47
7/22/09 at 4:28pm
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Originally Posted by Muckety Muck View Post
Hell.

And Anderson deserves one of the deepest, hottest pits for that boring "Progress Report" thread.
Yes, because this thread is just a blossoming garden of hilarity.
post #32 of 47
7/22/09 at 4:30pm
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Originally Posted by Martin Savage View Post
I can't decide where he's gonna put you with that post. Heaven, or Hell? Either way, bring some lube, Shaver.
I bring lube every day, you know, just in case.

EDIT: Aren't you on vacation?
post #33 of 47
7/22/09 at 4:30pm
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Originally Posted by Muckety Muck View Post
Hell.

And Anderson deserves one of the deepest, hottest pits for that boring "Progress Report" thread.
We all want you to die and I mean that in the most serious and sincere way possible.
post #34 of 47
7/22/09 at 4:33pm
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Originally Posted by Whirlybird View Post
We all want you to die and I mean that in the most serious and sincere way possible.
This has been the first genuinely funny statement in this entire thread. Seriously, Muckety...just let this thread go.
post #35 of 47
7/22/09 at 4:35pm
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Originally Posted by Michael Shaver View Post
I bring lube every day, you know, just in case.

EDIT: Aren't you on vacation?
Yeah. But week 1 is chores and renos....
post #36 of 47
7/22/09 at 4:36pm
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Michael Shaver View Post
I really wish my hair wasn't as coarse as it is. It's like a Brillo pad.
Heaven.

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Originally Posted by Martin Savage View Post
I can't decide where he's gonna put you with that post. Heaven, or Hell? Either way, bring some lube, Shaver.
Hell.

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Originally Posted by Weasels Rip My Flesh View Post
Yes, because this thread is just a blossoming garden of hilarity.
Sarcasm? Hell.

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Originally Posted by Whirlybird View Post
We all want you to die and I mean that in the most serious and sincere way possible.
Do I really need to explain? Hell.
post #37 of 47
7/22/09 at 4:37pm
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Originally Posted by Judas Booth View Post
This has been the first genuinely funny statement in this entire thread. Seriously, Muckety...just let this thread go.
Oh, all right.
post #38 of 47
7/22/09 at 4:39pm
I don't pretend I wield any influence on these boards, but I'm lowering myself by posting in here to ask you guys to stop feeding it. Three pages of just shitting the place up is plenty, isn't it?

I compel you to consider these things before extending this thread any more. Just stop posting in it completely and let's see what happens. It'll be fun!
post #39 of 47
7/22/09 at 4:40pm
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Originally Posted by Martin Savage View Post
I can't decide where he's gonna put you with that post. Heaven, or Hell? Either way, bring some lube, Shaver.
Get a room you two!
post #40 of 47
7/22/09 at 4:40pm
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Originally Posted by Martin Savage View Post
Yeah. But week 1 is chores and renos....
Ah. I hope you enjoy the vacation.

Judas, if you don't mind can I make a suggestion for your "Salute To Guitarists" thing? How do you feel about Adrian Belew?
post #41 of 47
7/22/09 at 4:42pm
post #42 of 47
7/22/09 at 4:46pm
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Originally Posted by Michael Shaver View Post
Judas, if you don't mind can I make a suggestion for your "Salute To Guitarists" thing? How do you feel about Adrian Belew?
I'm mainly focusing on those guitarists that I've really tried to learn from over the years. I like him, but he's not someone that really grabbed me, stylistically. There's absolutely NO denying the man's talent, though.
post #43 of 47
7/22/09 at 4:50pm
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Originally Posted by Judas Booth View Post
I'm mainly focusing on those guitarists that I've really tried to learn from over the years. I like him, but he's not someone that really grabbed me, stylistically. There's absolutely NO denying the man's talent, though.
Gotcha. I really like what you're doing by the way.
post #44 of 47
7/22/09 at 4:50pm
canada?
post #45 of 47
7/22/09 at 6:37pm
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Phil View Post
I don't pretend I wield any influence on these boards, but I'm lowering myself by posting in here to ask you guys to stop feeding it. Three pages of just shitting the place up is plenty, isn't it?

I compel you to consider these things before extending this thread any more. Just stop posting in it completely and let's see what happens. It'll be fun!
Pretending to be Mature, when you are not, is LYING. Hell.

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Originally Posted by Humanoid View Post
Get a room you two!
Heaven.

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Originally Posted by KidNtheHelmet View Post
(horrid pic of Picard facepalming)
Next Generation? Hell.

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Originally Posted by Dave Jarvie View Post
canada?
Heaven.
post #46 of 47
7/22/09 at 10:13pm
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Originally Posted by BobClark View Post
You young'ns have no idea.
Bob's right. Shit like this makes me hates homages.
post #47 of 47
7/23/09 at 3:40am
I think slater is the funniest poster on these forums. And I'm australian. Therefore this post is definately not sarcastic in anyway, shape or form.
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