Did he think calling someone a jungle monkey was that much worse than just calling them a monkey? I'm just curious. I mean, jungle monkey actually sounds kind of cool, and banana-eating jungle monkey...that almost made me laugh. Now, porch monkey would make me slap a bitch, but only because monkeys on porches is as ridiculous as Bananas in Pajamas.

I love how he claims he didn't mean it in a "racist" way. You know, racists would be kind of funny if they weren't so busy being, you know, racist. Anyway, the Celtics may have fallen off but the Boston PD is still puttin' in work.