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Make it go away!
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Hey man, I love Iggy Po -- OH MY GOD!!!
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Good god those arms are revolting those veins look like-
Hahaha, dig the Michael Jackson glove memorial pendant!
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Apparently she's reinvented herself again...into the Crypt Keeper.
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She's ever so slowly morphing into Zelda from Pet Sematary.
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Tetsuooooo!!!!
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Brrraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaains!
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I think Im sterile now.
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It breathes kill it, kill it.
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Sly would be proud
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Madonna ain't got time to bleed.
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Someone swapped her arms with the Iggy Pop figurine, He-Man style.
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Man, she just keeps on pushing her health over the borderline . . . of DEATH!
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I bet she owns those thick ass phone-books just to rip apart with her bare hands.
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Originally Posted by Ratty View Post
Man, she just keeps on pushing her health over the borderline . . . of DEATH!
It's close to midnight
Something evil's lurkin' in the dark
Under the moonlight
You see a sight that almost stops your heart
You try to scream
But terror takes the sound before you make it
You start to freeze
As horror looks you right between the eyes
You're paralyzed
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She is seriously unhealthy.
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For a moment I thought it was Kate Winslet and I started to weep.
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Why would anyone want to divorce such a beautiful creat--succubus?
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all of the sudden, you wonder how Guy lasted so long.
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"Immaterial Ghoul"

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God bless Madonna. She finds new ways to entertain us every year.
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Originally Posted by mastronikolas View Post
What is this image from? It's probably something I've even seen before, but it's dazzling.
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Lifeforce? According to the image name anyway!
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Lifeforce? According to the image name anyway!
Yup...and worth-seeing if only for THIS! NSFW.
...but safer for your sanity than the picture at the top of this thread.
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Lifeforce? According to the image name anyway!
Thanks! I have no excuse for not thinking of that before I asked.
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Thread Starter 
Madonna's one foot into the grave. This chick is 23. Holy hell. More photos here.

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I would not frequent any restaurant that allowed Lindsay Lohan to prepare my food. Nuh uh, no way.
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Remember around the time Lohan was on SNL in that Harry Potter sketch and most men would have given their right arm to hit that? Damn I miss those times.
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Originally Posted by Richard Dickson View Post
Remember around the time Lohan was on SNL in that Harry Potter sketch and most men would have given their right arm to hit that? Damn I miss those times.
I watched Mean Girls on TV a couple months ago it's so disappointing to look at her now.
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I remember reading somewhere that Guy Ritchie claimed making love to Madonna was like making love to a piece of gristle. That statement makes perfect sense now.
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I think we should just tell her where Frodo and Sam are and be done with it.
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Originally Posted by Richard Dickson View Post
I think we should just tell her where Frodo and Sam are and be done with it.
My week...made.
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Originally Posted by Richard Dickson View Post
I think we should just tell her where Frodo and Sam are and be done with it.
Circle gets the square!
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Originally Posted by Hammerhead View Post
Whoa. Guy and A-Rod must not have minded too much then.
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Originally Posted by Diva View Post
Madonna's one foot into the grave. This chick is 23. Holy hell. More photos here.

Lohan's entire being looks like one of Madonna's arms.
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Originally Posted by Hammerhead View Post
One look at my upper arms tell me that this thing is worthless!
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Originally Posted by Bitches Leave View Post
One look at my upper arms tell me that this thing is worthless!
Are you using both hands? If not that is your problem.

*EDIT* And to achieve the scientifically formulated angle to garner those results you have to have a friend.
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Geez. Both Madonna and Lohan look Giger-esque, so much so that it wouldn't surprise me if either one started chasing Sigourney Weaver or fighting a Predator soon.

Seriously, at what point did the Auschwitz look become in vogue? I miss a meeting or what?
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Originally Posted by Timothy225 View Post

Seriously, at what point did the Auschwitz look become in vogue? I miss a meeting or what?


That explain half of the cases here.
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Seriously, at what point did the Auschwitz look become in Vogue? I miss a meeting or what?
Helped you out there.
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Originally Posted by Matt Turner View Post
I remember reading somewhere that Guy Ritchie claimed making love to Madonna was like making love to a piece of gristle. That statement makes perfect sense now.
He just needed a little tendon loving care from his hot sinewrita.
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Originally Posted by Diva View Post
Madonna's one foot into the grave. This chick is 23. Holy hell. More photos here.

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I have listened or read most of performer lost some weight during a show so I don't now what to think except she looks like a decomposing Slash.
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Whoever made the Giger reference is dead on...

I feel it incumbent upon me to say I would not hit that with Judas' wang, and me behind him pushing.
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