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post #51 of 84
7/29/09 at 2:13pm
This makes me believe there's a continually better-looking painting of her in her attic.
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post #52 of 84
7/29/09 at 2:20pm
She looks like Willam DeFoe in the picture L.O.L. posted. Willam DeFoe after developing a nice sold meth habit.
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post #53 of 84
7/29/09 at 2:23pm
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Originally Posted by Mattioli View Post
She looks like Willam DeFoe in the picture L.O.L. posted. Willam DeFoe after developing a nice sold meth habit.
I'm glad she's not smiling... so we pretend not to notice the lack of teeth.
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post #54 of 84
7/29/09 at 2:24pm
Rick O'Connell has some more work to do...
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post #55 of 84
7/29/09 at 2:26pm
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Originally Posted by Mattioli View Post
She looks like Willam DeFoe in the picture L.O.L. posted. Willam DeFoe after developing a nice sold meth habit.
She's got a Jackie Earle Haley circa Breaking Away look going on if you ask me.
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post #56 of 84
7/29/09 at 2:28pm
Ditto on the Jackie Earle reference, but I would say more "Little Children", than "Breaking Away"...

now if only she could castrate herself...
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post #57 of 84
7/29/09 at 2:30pm
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Originally Posted by Bitches Leave View Post
Those are from two concerts ago (her "Confessions" tour)! Madonna's currently on her "Stick and Sweet" tour.
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post #58 of 84
7/29/09 at 2:30pm
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Madonna's currently on her "Stick and Sweet" tour.
Too easy...
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post #59 of 84
7/29/09 at 2:35pm
Thread Starter 
Ha! It's supposed to read "Sticky and Sweet!"
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post #60 of 84
7/29/09 at 2:36pm
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Ha! It's supposed to read "Sticky and Sweet!"
More like "Dry And Bitter"...
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post #61 of 84
7/29/09 at 2:40pm
So, how long before she gathers up her mutants and attacks Liono and the rest of the Thundercats?
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post #62 of 84
7/29/09 at 2:43pm
Thread Starter 
Madonna sex tape for sale.

Former body guard is unloading all his stuff. At least the tape is from 1992, when Madge looked like a human being.
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post #63 of 84
7/29/09 at 2:46pm
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Originally Posted by Diva View Post
Madonna sex tape for sale.

Former body guard is unloading all his stuff. At least the tape is from 1992, when Madge looked like a human being.
Too bad this isn't actually 1992 when people still cared about Madonna.
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post #64 of 84
7/29/09 at 2:49pm
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Too bad this isn't actually 1992 when people still cared about Madonna.
Silly Ratty, don't you know that a sex tape is the surefire way to rocket right back to the engine on the pop culture train?
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post #65 of 84
7/29/09 at 4:33pm
I miss Madonna circa 1990. At least then she would have covered up them veins with latex.
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post #66 of 84
7/29/09 at 5:19pm
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Silly Ratty, don't you know that a sex tape is the surefire way to rocket right back to the engine on the pop culture train?
Sure . . . if you're 25. And not known to whip off your clothes at the drop of the hat. And don't have a 25 year-long reputation as a casual fuck machine.
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post #67 of 84
7/29/09 at 5:29pm
Or if you don't look like Grendel.
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post #68 of 84
7/29/09 at 5:32pm
That's some sick shit. She looks like Revok is scanning her.
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post #69 of 84
7/29/09 at 8:58pm
The rate Madonna and Lohan are going, it won't be too long before they appear in an Aphex Twin video.



Seriously, ladies, sandwiches are your FRIENDS!
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post #70 of 84
7/29/09 at 9:06pm
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Sure . . . if you're 25. And not known to whip off your clothes at the drop of the hat. And don't have a 25 year-long reputation as a casual fuck machine.
I don't think anyone made her aware of those qualifiers...
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post #71 of 84
7/29/09 at 11:13pm
didn't she release a sex tape about the time of the book?
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post #72 of 84
7/30/09 at 3:00pm
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post #73 of 84
7/30/09 at 3:36pm
That made my day.
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post #74 of 84
7/30/09 at 3:41pm
Thread Starter 
OMG. That's hilarious!

If anyone knows how to shrink that, I would love to have it as my avatar.
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post #75 of 84
7/30/09 at 3:46pm
New Nobel Prize category: Humor
Winner: ogre
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post #76 of 84
7/30/09 at 3:54pm
Ogre just killed me. I'm actually typing this from the great beyond.
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post #77 of 84
7/30/09 at 4:37pm
Ogre, you should cross-post this to the .gif it all you've got! thread.
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post #78 of 84
7/30/09 at 4:49pm
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Originally Posted by Hammerhead View Post
Ogre, you should cross-post this to the .gif it all you've got! thread.
Done.
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post #79 of 84
7/30/09 at 8:44pm
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If anyone knows how to shrink that, I would love to have it as my avatar.
Done and PM'd.
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post #80 of 84
7/30/09 at 9:07pm
Thread Starter 
Awesome!
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post #81 of 84
7/30/09 at 9:14pm
I want to break a piece off and gnaw on it.
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post #82 of 84
7/30/09 at 10:09pm
That animated Hulk gif is genius!
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post #83 of 84
8/3/09 at 2:22pm
Madonna goes to Auscwitz:
http://www.askmen.com/celebs/enterta...auschwitz.html
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Madonna wants to take her children to Auschwitz so they can "see how lucky they are".

The '4 Minutes' singer thinks a visit to the famous concentration camp will be "life changing" for Lourdes, 12, Rocco, eight, newly adopted Mercy, four, and David, three.

The 50-year-old star - who is a devout follower of Kabbalah, a mystical religion based on Judaism - is expected to make the trip when her she takes her 'Sticky and Sweet' tour to Poland later this month, and has already asked her staff to organize it.

An insider told Britain's Daily Mirror newspaper: "It won't be an easy trip but it is an ultimate life affirming experience, and one Madonna - because of her strong Kabbalah beliefs - does not want to ignore.

"She wants her children to appreciate how lucky they are and to learn about mistakes made in the past."
Oh, the irony.
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post #84 of 84
8/3/09 at 2:27pm
I'm sure all children under 10 years of age will certainly be able to grasp how life affirming a trip to Auschwitz truly is.
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