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Cuba finally hits rock bottom.

post #1 of 17
8/1/09 at 5:42pm
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I'm not sure what's worse:

A. Cuba Gooding Jr. is hanging out with porn stars.
B. Tera Patrick thought she needed Double Z implants.
C. An ugly fucker like Evan Seinfeld can have a porn career.
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post #2 of 17
8/1/09 at 6:00pm
D. Cuba is wearing a really ugly homemade-looking Spock shirt.
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post #3 of 17
8/1/09 at 6:15pm
Tera Patrick's barely in porn anymore, though.
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post #4 of 17
8/1/09 at 6:23pm
He looks really happy to be around them, but that could just be the Quaaludes mixed with the alcohol.
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post #5 of 17
8/1/09 at 6:29pm
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"Hey Cuba, show my wife your "QUAN", and I'll show you the money."
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post #6 of 17
8/1/09 at 10:44pm
Cuba will not have hit rock bottom until a "stolen" sex tape is "leaked", or he just openly sells the fucker, like Screech. Also, in regards to the Evan Seinfeld comment, I can't bring myself to envy guys in porn. They all seem to love the shit out of it, but really, it looks like a profession that would get really, really boring like within a year.
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post #7 of 17
8/1/09 at 10:56pm
Nope. Still not as humiliating as Daddy Day Camp.
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post #8 of 17
8/1/09 at 10:58pm
Or Snow Dogs. *retch*
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post #9 of 17
8/2/09 at 3:45am
Or "Radio"
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post #10 of 17
8/2/09 at 5:45am
You guys act like Lightning Jack was a career highlight. The man has an Oscar and a filmography of complete ass.
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post #11 of 17
8/2/09 at 7:21am
He's with a couple of pornstars and he's staring at a man's cock, welcome to your life Cuba.
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post #12 of 17
8/2/09 at 12:54pm
If I met a male porn star, I'd look too. No homo.
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post #13 of 17
8/2/09 at 1:02pm
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1. Evan's not a real porn star. He's the frontman for the band Biohazard, and acted on the series OZ. He does porn because he married a porn star.

2. If you did look you wouldn't be all that impressed.
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post #14 of 17
8/3/09 at 3:35am
Cuba's penis is named Castro. It has a beard and 'lil' green hat.



(sorry)
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post #15 of 17
8/3/09 at 12:47pm
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The pic was taken at the Bad Boys of Hockey tournament put on by Jerry Bruckheimer last Thursday.
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post #16 of 17
8/3/09 at 1:41pm
Cuba Gooding Jnr is taking roles that even Eddie Murphy is too proud to take, I don't really think he's capable of hitting rock bottom, it's just going to be an endless freefall for that man.
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post #17 of 17
8/3/09 at 1:42pm
Quote:
Originally Posted by Barkatthemoon View Post
"Hey Cuba, show my wife your "QUAN", and I'll show you the money."
Also acceptable would be "Show me the money shot."
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