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post #51 of 262
8/5/09 at 10:49pm
The "salad" in the middle of all that stuff is the most depressing shit ever.
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post #52 of 262
8/5/09 at 11:02pm
I thought it was cole slaw.
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post #53 of 262
8/5/09 at 11:05pm
It's sliced cabbage and onion, no one understands its purpose in the Munchy Box.
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post #54 of 262
8/6/09 at 2:02am
Chocolate and churros is a common snack served in Spain. Basically you get churros and a cup of Spanish "hot chocolate" in which to dip them. Before you think, "Oh that's not so bad," you should know that the Spanish hot chocolate is more like hot fudge.

I think most of that food on the fat blog is just created to get in the blog, though there are certainly items on it I have seen and eaten. Carne Asada fries [Homer drool] blargghghghghhghghgg [/Homer drool].
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post #55 of 262
8/6/09 at 7:14am
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Originally Posted by Spike Marshall View Post
It's sliced cabbage and onion, no one understands its purpose in the Munchy Box.
It's like those small bags of silicone balls in the box with electronic equipment.
It's just there to absorb moisture, not for eating.
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post #56 of 262
8/6/09 at 7:34am
Spike, is that basically a huge kebab without the bread?
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post #57 of 262
8/6/09 at 11:27am
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Originally Posted by Tieman View Post
You realize that this is sold at pretty much every Hawaiian restaurant anywhere, right? It's like a staple food almost.
I do not realize that, as I live in Ohio, which I think is about as geographically far from Hawaii as you can get and still live in the states. Except for when Jimmy Buffet comes to town.

And yeah, that doesn't even sound that unhealthy, I just wonder at the mind it took to create spam sushi.
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post #58 of 262
8/6/09 at 11:29am
Seeing that page made me go on a diet. I guess the internet is good for something after all.
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post #59 of 262
8/6/09 at 11:30am
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Originally Posted by Ken Savage View Post
Spike, is that basically a huge kebab without the bread?
It's a pizza box covered in kebab, with fried chicken, a few burgers, and a fuckton of chips, some onion rings and usually about half a dozen pakoras. It's about 2200 calories per box and costs about £6
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post #60 of 262
8/6/09 at 11:33am
THat's actually a good deal and not that many calories. I'd go through one in a second!
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post #61 of 262
8/6/09 at 11:39am
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Originally Posted by Spike Marshall View Post
It's a pizza box covered in kebab, with fried chicken, a few burgers, and a fuckton of chips, some onion rings and usually about half a dozen pakoras. It's about 2200 calories per box and costs about £6
If there's a thing the US can learn from the Brits beside their Special Forces, it's your junk food.
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post #62 of 262
8/6/09 at 11:42am
Ah yes, but you are forgetting we also invented the Pork Pie.
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post #63 of 262
8/6/09 at 11:47am
Dutch Fastfood, albeit it might kill you, is awesome!

You can buy at at machines like this 24/7:
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post #64 of 262
8/6/09 at 11:48am
I have no earthly idea what a "krpburger" is...

but I want one!

And where is the mayo for your fries?
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post #65 of 262
8/6/09 at 11:51am
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Originally Posted by Lima Oscar Lima View Post
I have no earthly idea what a "krpburger" is...

but I want one!

And where is the mayo for your fries?
It is a KIP Burger. Which is dutch for chicken.

And you do get an extra bucket for your mayonaise. Or you drown your fries in that shit. Pulp Fiction style.
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post #66 of 262
8/6/09 at 11:52am
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Originally Posted by Jan View Post
It is a KIP Burger. Which is dutch for chicken.

And you do get an extra bucket for your mayonaise. Or you drown your fries in that shit. Pulp Fiction style.
YES-AHH!

Sounds like some good groceries!
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post #67 of 262
8/6/09 at 11:54am
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Originally Posted by Jan View Post
Dutch Fastfood, albeit it might kill you, is awesome!

You can buy at at machines like this 24/7:
You have to love the fact that it looks like the doors are saying FEED on them in BIG FUCKING LETTERS.
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post #68 of 262
8/6/09 at 11:56am
Ha! That would be awesome indeed!

But unfortunately it does not say FEED! but FEBO wich is the name of the company. Dutch seems to be more difficult to deciver than I thought. But then again they might just fry letters as well.
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post #69 of 262
8/6/09 at 11:56am
Just wow.
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post #70 of 262
8/6/09 at 11:58am
I'll have to step up for my country with a very common dish here :
Milanesa Napolitana con Fritas (basically a deep fried veal cut with jam, cheese and tomato sauce on top. Can vary with Fried eggs, fresh tomatoes, and many more things added into the mix)


And it's even better in a jumbo size... MilaPizza. Basicalle a pizza, but instead of doe, a deep fried veal the size of a pizza.
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post #71 of 262
8/6/09 at 12:04pm
I tried one of these newfangled vending machine burgers when I was in Amsterdam last year. It tasted of decadence, the haunting shadow of some futuristic junk food dystopia, and mayonnaise. And I liked it!
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post #72 of 262
8/6/09 at 12:07pm
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Originally Posted by Tati View Post
I'll have to step up for my country with a very common dish here :
Milanesa Napolitana con Fritas (basically a deep fried veal cut with jam, cheese and tomato sauce on top. Can vary with Fried eggs, fresh tomatoes, and many more things added into the mix)
I want that NOW.
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post #73 of 262
8/6/09 at 12:12pm
Shame, shame Tati. Argentina has perhaps the best meat in the world. Why would you put all that superfluous stuff over it?
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post #74 of 262
8/6/09 at 12:14pm
Everything tastes better with melted cheese on it, except chinese food.

And this is ONE dish. Nothing is taken away from this...

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post #75 of 262
8/6/09 at 12:16pm
That's more like it.
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post #76 of 262
8/6/09 at 12:17pm
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Originally Posted by Tati View Post
Everything tastes better with melted cheese on it, except chinese food.

And this is ONE dish. Nothing is taken away from this...
I'm sooooooooooooooo tempted to wallpaper my vegan coworker's cube with these pictures.
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post #77 of 262
8/6/09 at 12:20pm
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Originally Posted by Tati View Post
Everything tastes better with melted cheese on it, except chinese food.

And this is ONE dish. Nothing is taken away from this...
That's even better than all those pics of you wit hall those hot Argentinian chicks, Tati.

One day, I'll have to go to your country.
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post #78 of 262
8/6/09 at 12:21pm
You are all welcome. And i'll take you to dinner. We'll feast. Judas will pick up the tab.
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post #79 of 262
8/6/09 at 12:23pm
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Originally Posted by Tati View Post
Judas will pick up the tab...
...and hand it right to Tati. Thanks!

I WILL buy the scotch for everyone, though.
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post #80 of 262
8/6/09 at 12:24pm
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Originally Posted by Judas Booth View Post
...and hand it right to Tati. Thanks!

I WILL buy the scotch for everyone, though.
Hey! it's time for that Macallan 25 years old!
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post #81 of 262
8/6/09 at 12:29pm
We really should look into the costs involved in making a collective CHUD excursion to beautiful Argentina. We can all pass out from alcohol and exhaustion on your floor, right Tati?
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post #82 of 262
8/6/09 at 12:30pm
Yup. Couch is here. I can fit 2, 3 people.
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post #83 of 262
8/6/09 at 12:33pm
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Originally Posted by Martin Savage View Post
Hey! it's time for that Macallan 25 years old!

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post #84 of 262
8/6/09 at 12:36pm
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Originally Posted by Lima Oscar Lima View Post
I never got an erection from watching the picture of a bottle before.

*drool*
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post #85 of 262
8/6/09 at 12:37pm
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Originally Posted by Martin Savage View Post
I never got an erection from watching the picture of a bottle before.

*drool*
Tell me about it!!

Gotta love Photobucket!
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post #86 of 262
8/6/09 at 12:40pm
Dammit, Lima. You have to warn me when you're going to post pictures that are NSFW in herre.
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post #87 of 262
8/6/09 at 7:01pm
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Originally Posted by Judas Booth View Post
...and hand it right to Tati. Thanks!

I WILL buy the scotch for everyone, though.
And I'll bring the cigars.
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post #88 of 262
8/6/09 at 10:39pm
Thread Starter 
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Originally Posted by Lima Oscar Lima View Post
Hot Damn that's a beaut!
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post #89 of 262
8/6/09 at 10:40pm
Thread Starter 
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Originally Posted by Tati View Post
I'll have to step up for my country with a very common dish here :
Milanesa Napolitana con Fritas (basically a deep fried veal cut with jam, cheese and tomato sauce on top. Can vary with Fried eggs, fresh tomatoes, and many more things added into the mix)


And it's even better in a jumbo size... MilaPizza. Basicalle a pizza, but instead of doe, a deep fried veal the size of a pizza.
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Originally Posted by Tati View Post
Everything tastes better with melted cheese on it, except chinese food.

And this is ONE dish. Nothing is taken away from this...
Tati, you just added Argentina to my list of places to visit before I die.
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post #90 of 262
8/21/09 at 4:13pm
http://consumerist.com/5342699/kfc-h...icken-as-bread

The KFC Double Down uses fried chicken fillets as bread for a bacon and cheese sandwich.

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post #91 of 262
8/21/09 at 4:17pm
Terrifying. I sort of want to try it.
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post #92 of 262
8/21/09 at 4:20pm
There's no 'sort of' at all, here. I want that thing now.
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post #93 of 262
8/21/09 at 4:22pm
Now only imagine if they made a Big Mac-esque one with 3 chicken pieces and 2 middle sections of bacon and cheese. The Triple Down perhaps?
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post #94 of 262
8/21/09 at 6:39pm
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Originally Posted by dontEATnachos View Post
Now only imagine if they made a Big Mac-esque one with 3 chicken pieces and 2 middle sections of bacon and cheese. The Triple Down perhaps?
The only use of the word 'triple', will be the obligatory coronary bypass after you attempt eating it...

Fuck it... no guts, no glory.
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post #95 of 262
8/21/09 at 6:56pm
welp,

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post #96 of 262
8/21/09 at 6:59pm
Good luck. If you stop posting for a few days we'll all just assume that killed you.
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post #97 of 262
8/21/09 at 7:03pm
Not mine, I found that on a blog. If I walked up to a table that had this thing sitting on it, I'd scramble for the nearest blunt object and not stop swinging until I was sure it was dead.
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post #98 of 262
8/21/09 at 7:39pm
Haha, oh. I thought you were about to eat that. It's weird that I'm actually relieved you aren't.
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post #99 of 262
8/21/09 at 8:00pm
I'm sure that tastes awesome. But I'd feel so embarrassed ordering & eating one, I don't think I could ever do so. Kind of like I used to feel when I still smoked cigarettes, whenever I did so anywhere anyone could see me; sure it's legal, but you know anyone not puffing a butt at that very moment is looking at you with disdain, wondering how you can do something so harmful to yourself.
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post #100 of 262
8/21/09 at 8:07pm
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Originally Posted by IggytheBorg View Post
I'm sure that tastes awesome. But I'd feel so embarrassed ordering & eating one, I don't think I could ever do so. Kind of like I used to feel when I still smoked cigarettes, whenever I did so anywhere anyone could see me; sure it's legal, but you know anyone not puffing a butt at that very moment is looking at you with disdain, wondering how you can do something so harmful to yourself.
Even if I purchased one via drive-thru, I would rent a car and wear huge sunglasses and a hat to do so.
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