Ok, so, not only did I watch this last night but something unreasonably creepy (supernatural??) happened to me less than 24 hours after I viewed it. The story that I will now relate to you is entirely truthful and happened to me no more than 2.5 hours ago
So, I got in my job today and almost as soon as I walked in there was a wizened old man who can only be described as "dusty looking" (as in he had dust on his clothes) just standing there. I walked over and asked if he needed help, and he immediately began just talking at me. We were engaging in idle chit chat, as I tend to do to pass the time, and I don't even remember how it came up but he said something about how he was was in town today because he was in the process of tracking down a book. I wasn't really paying much attention because he was just kind of rambling on, as oldsters are prone to do. He said that ironically the book he was trying to find was a book by the same author of a book that reminded him of a Johnny Depp movie. I wondered why that would be ironic and he then said that in the movie Depp like himself had an interest in rare book collecting.. Having just watched the Ninth Gate for the first time in my life the previous evening, that made me sit up straight and pay attention. Then, as if reading my mind, he asked "Have you seen the Ninth Gate?". My eyes must have gone wide at that. I mean, what are the odds? I instantly looked him over, having previously paid him little mind. He had a kind of weird energy about him, an unwholesome mirth behind his flinty eyes. I could only reply, astonished, that yes, in fact I *had* seen that film.. indeed, I'd seen it just last night. Without another word he held up a single bony finger, as if to say "wait just a moment", and pulled a book out of his satchel and asked if I'd read it. I could make out the title "The Club Dumas". I said that no, I'd never read it. I prefer non fiction and sci fi for the most part.
This is the super creepy part, because old people are not usually this mysterious:
He says "Well maybe you should", winked, and *laughed*
I was more than a little confused and not entirely unshaken. Why had a random old person just handed me a random book after specifically asking about a movie I'd just witnessed the night before?
When I cracked open the book it took all my efforts to maintain my composure and not recoil in horror... the "THE CLUB DUMAS" book had all the Lucifer illustrations from the NINTH GATE OF THE SHADOW KINGDOM!
THIS ILLUSTRATION APPEARS IN THE 'DUMAS CLUB'
I told him as much and he only replied "Oh, I know they are! It's a good read you would enjoy it I think" I tried to return the book to him and he simply replied "Keep it, I have loads more", and just walked away and out the door. That was it! I am still not even clear why he came in at all, as it seems that all he did here was engage me in conversation and hand me a book. With that done, he left as if he'd accomplished what he set out to do
I am actually still a bit disconcerted by that encounter. It left me with a real case of the creeping willies.
What kind of person has "loads" of some satanic book? What on earth was all that about? I'm not entirely unconvinced at this moment that I did not have a personal visit from Satan earlier today.
I really don't know what to make of what happened. I mean, yes, perhaps it's just another 'coincidence', but it seems like an absurdly unlikely coincidence. Never before has someone just handed me a book (a rather expensive hard cover one at that) and told me to keep it as a gift. Why would you give a book to a stranger??
Anyway, as for the movie, it was ok. I really liked the atmosphere and photography (someone else called it "cozy" and I'd have to agree,), and the kind of leisurely pace of the story. It was a slow burn, much like Mr Depp with his cigarettes. I thought Langellas final scene was indeed very dramatic and nightmarish (burning to death has been one of my greatest fears since childhood and the way he relishes the growing flames only to realize in shock that he is mortal had me grinding my teeth), as many other Chewers have mentioned, but I thought the whole the movie was hurt by some of the silliness. Why does the witch float around on wires like a refuge from the PETER PAN stage play? Why the morphing? And trying to make Satanists into something kitchy and pathetic instead of frightening? That can't have been a good idea.
All in all though it was good fun, I just wish satanist book experience had ended when I ejected the DVD
PS Re: Morphing
That scene would have been creepier without it (the other hand coming in to light his cigarette made me jump!)
*at least no one that I'm not on a first name basis with