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post #51 of 99
8/11/09 at 4:15am
Yeah, I could be mistaken but I thought Anal Cunt was supposed to be a joke band. These guys think they're legit.
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post #52 of 99
8/11/09 at 10:25am
Yeah, Anal Cunt's in on the joke. I mean, look at their band name.
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post #53 of 99
8/11/09 at 10:26am
Nice tag, Jake...
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post #54 of 99
8/11/09 at 10:42am
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Originally Posted by Devildoubt View Post
I finally got around to watching this. Wow. Just fucking wow. You know, this maybe a function of me getting older, but when I was watching that video the first thought that popped into my head was: what are these kids so upset about?
Have you heard their music? What DON'T they have to be upset about?
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post #55 of 99
8/11/09 at 11:58am
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Originally Posted by Alex Riviello View Post
Oh come on, at least they're funny. How can you hate a band that has songs like "You Were Pregnant So I Kicked You In The Stomach" or "Windchimes are Gay"?
Yeah man, Anal Cunt is hilarious. I'd never go to a show or listen to their music (that kind of metal really isn't my bag, baby), but I've amused myself several times reading their song titles off Amazon.
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post #56 of 99
8/11/09 at 11:59am
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Originally Posted by Ryan S~ View Post
They're from Middle America born to Middle Class parents so they have a lot of rage.
True, but so were the members of Black Flag and, while angry, they were articulate. This shit seems more like a temper tantrum.
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post #57 of 99
8/11/09 at 12:12pm
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Originally Posted by Devildoubt View Post
True, but so were the members of Black Flag and, while angry, they were articulate. This shit seems more like a temper tantrum.
Definitely. There are a lot of good bands that have made angry music despite coming from relatively stable, comfortable backgrounds, financially speaking.
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post #58 of 99
8/11/09 at 12:35pm
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Originally Posted by Devildoubt View Post
True, but so were the members of Black Flag and, while angry, they were articulate. This shit seems more like a temper tantrum.
Exactly. Black Flag could actually tell you why they were angry unlike a number of these "angry young white bands" who just seem to be angry because they're supposed to be.
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post #59 of 99
8/11/09 at 1:28pm
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Originally Posted by Devildoubt View Post
True, but so were the members of Black Flag and, while angry, they were articulate. This shit seems more like a temper tantrum.
If one those fuckers tried to leap into the audience ala Rollins I'm pretty sure they're coming back out in a bodybag.
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post #60 of 99
8/11/09 at 1:50pm
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Originally Posted by stelios View Post
Yeah, I could be mistaken but I thought Anal Cunt was supposed to be a joke band. These guys think they're legit.
Now Anal Cunt needs to come out with a song called "I Raped And Murdered Everyone On CHUD.com Because One Of Them Compared Us To Fucking Brokencyde". It would be 3 and a half seconds of pure awesome.
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post #61 of 99
8/11/09 at 3:37pm
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Originally Posted by Bancroft Agee View Post
If one those fuckers tried to leap into the audience ala Rollins I'm pretty sure they're coming back out in a bodybag.
Doubtful. Who's going to beat them up? Most of the guys in their audience weigh about a buck twenty sopping wet and their skinny jeans would give out if they tried to throw down.
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post #62 of 99
8/11/09 at 5:16pm
I just looked up Brokencyde (For some reason I kept reading it as Brokencycle) on Wikipedia. What in the fuck did I just look at?
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post #63 of 99
8/12/09 at 1:54pm
Maybe when Brokencydes music career fizzles they can go back to stealing dalmations.
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post #64 of 99
8/12/09 at 5:13pm
Just when you thought Crabcore and Attack Attack couldn't possibly be any more awesome, it turns out that they're Christians spreading the Good News with their 'music'.
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post #65 of 99
8/12/09 at 5:17pm
Their album debuted at #86 on the Billboard 200? There are 114 bands who are owed an apology.
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post #66 of 99
8/12/09 at 5:27pm
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Originally Posted by whiskey tango foxtrot View Post
Just when you thought Crabcore and Attack Attack couldn't possibly be any more awesome, it turns out that they're Christians spreading the Good News with their 'music'.
I guess that's why they're so angry about.


RAAAAAAWRRRRRRR JESSUS!!!!!! DIED FOR YOUUUUUUURRRRR SINS! RAWR!
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post #67 of 99
8/12/09 at 5:43pm
The very first sentence on the Brokencyde wikipedia page tells you everything you need to know:

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This article or section has multiple issues.
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post #68 of 99
8/12/09 at 5:47pm
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Originally Posted by EdHocken View Post
I just looked up Brokencyde (For some reason I kept reading it as Brokencycle) on Wikipedia. What in the fuck did I just look at?
This is great:

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Critical reception

Metal Edge Magazine has called Brokencyde "fucking horrendous".[12] Thrash Magazine has called them "a mockery to the world of music".[13] Another metal magazine, Decibel, has repeatedly made fun of the band, mentioning them in a interview with the group Big Business, and once ironically referring to then as their "favorite screamo-crunk band". British commentator Warren Ellis calls Brokencyde's "Freaxxx" music video "a near-perfect snapshot of everything that’s shit about this point in the culture".[14] Says August Brown of the Los Angeles Times, "The 'Albucrazy'-based band has done for MySpace emo what some think Soulja Boy did for hip-hop: turn their career into a kind of macro-performance art that exists so far beyond the tropes of irony and sincerity that to ask 'are they kidding?' is like trying to peel an onion to get to a perceived central core that, in the end, does not exist and renders all attempts to reassemble the pieces futile."[15]

"If this is the future of rock music, we're fucking outta here", - wrote Kerrang! in its January 2009 What the F* is up with Screamo Crunk feature. Placing the 'irritation factor' mark at level "very high", the magazine concluded - "Thanks to their tacky, lightweight and frankly rubbish sound, they've probably only got a shelf life of about six months". [16]
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post #69 of 99
8/12/09 at 5:54pm
I think drywall is so metal.
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post #70 of 99
8/12/09 at 5:58pm
I'm proud to say after reading that Wiki entry I can now safely avoid EVERY FUCKING band they've toured with.
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post #71 of 99
8/12/09 at 6:25pm
'albucrazy?'

'albufuckingcrazy?'

*reaches for the big red button*
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post #72 of 99
8/12/09 at 10:00pm
I think Tom (Sex Machine) Savini said it best:



"Now, let's kill that fucking band."
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post #73 of 99
8/13/09 at 8:55am
Brokencyde is playing at The Masquerade in Atlanta the night before GWAR. Can someone get in touch with GWAR and convince them to show up a day early?
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post #74 of 99
8/13/09 at 9:26am
Both Attack Attack and BrokeNCYDE are playing this year's warped tour. I'm going to go put my head in an oven now...
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post #75 of 99
8/13/09 at 11:15am
Could you add Cobra Starship to the list? I just saw their new album is called "Hot Mess". I imdinately wanted to reach for a gun, only to sadly to discover that I didn't have one.
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post #76 of 99
8/13/09 at 11:26am
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Originally Posted by EdHocken View Post
Could you add Cobra Starship to the list? I jsut saw their new album is called "Hot Mess". I imdinately wanted to reach for a gun, only to sadly to discover that I didn't have one.
Here's the key to my gun case... I'll just look at something in the other room(hint hint)...
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post #77 of 99
8/13/09 at 11:29am
Thank you, Lima. I will take care of what I need to do. That and check a dictionary for the correct spelling of "Immediately".
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post #78 of 99
8/13/09 at 11:43am
If you think that auto-tune is fucking horrible (which it is), you haven't heard 'em perform it live: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=93tNDaApb8k

Holy shit that stinks. It's not just that it's crap music, it's crap music done incredibly crappy. This is like anti-talent.

Generation gap be damned. I'm 35, and while I realized that someday a kind of music would come along that I just could not get, I weep for the kids who resort to listening to this pile of doo just to piss off their elders. I can't think of another reason to be honest.. those guys are fugly as hell too.
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post #79 of 99
8/13/09 at 11:44am
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Originally Posted by cheftournel View Post
If you think that auto-tune is fucking horrible (which it is), you haven't heard 'em perform it live: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=93tNDaApb8k
Damn you, sir...
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post #80 of 99
8/13/09 at 12:44pm
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Originally Posted by cheftournel View Post
if you think that auto-tune is fucking horrible (which it is), you haven't heard 'em perform it live: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=93tndaapb8k

holy shit that stinks. It's not just that it's crap music, it's crap music done incredibly crappy. This is like anti-talent.
what

the

fuck
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post #81 of 99
8/13/09 at 12:51pm
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Originally Posted by cheftournel View Post
If you think that auto-tune is fucking horrible (which it is), you haven't heard 'em perform it live: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=93tNDaApb8k
Son of a bitch that was bleoeoeoeoeeoeaaaaarghhh! That was so horrible I kind of enjoyed it. It reminded me of the time I pulled my own tooth out.
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post #82 of 99
8/13/09 at 12:55pm
Even though I'm 25, the youth of America continues to confound me sometimes.
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post #83 of 99
8/13/09 at 12:59pm
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Originally Posted by EdHocken View Post
Thank you, Lima. I will take care of what I need to do. That and check a dictionary for the correct spelling of "Immediately".
And "just"!

Cobra Starship is awful. I remember when they did the intro song for Snakes On A Plane AND IT GOT TONS OF RADIO PLAY. Ugh.
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post #84 of 99
8/13/09 at 1:05pm
And within three seconds of it playing ya knew it sucked.
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post #85 of 99
8/13/09 at 1:31pm
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Originally Posted by EdHocken View Post
And within three seconds of it playing ya knew it sucked.
The movie or the song? 'Cause I can make a case for both.
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post #86 of 99
8/13/09 at 6:10pm
A friend of my buddy's manages The Showbox which is a concert venue in Seattle. Brokencyde played there and the dude asked if my friend wanted to go for free because he "quite correctly assumed it would be hilarious." My friend also said he had never seen more scantily clad 15 year-olds in his life.
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post #87 of 99
8/13/09 at 7:24pm
Then I guess it's worth going.
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post #88 of 99
8/13/09 at 7:28pm
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Originally Posted by Hundred View Post
Then I guess it's worth going.
The Dave Davis legacy continues.
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post #89 of 99
8/13/09 at 7:29pm
And, I'm honored to do so.
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post #90 of 99
8/13/09 at 9:30pm
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Originally Posted by cheftournel View Post
If you think that auto-tune is fucking horrible (which it is), you haven't heard 'em perform it live: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=93tNDaApb8k

Holy shit that stinks. It's not just that it's crap music, it's crap music done incredibly crappy. This is like anti-talent.
Jeez. We lose Les Paul today, and these whack-a-loons still thrive. Not fair.

Oddly enough, when I saw Motorhead at the Stone Pony years ago (also had a "moment" with Sebastian Bach that night), there was this band called Daisycutter or something. The lead singer just screamed into his microphone, while these two girl back-up singers sort of danced. They kind of sucked, but the lead singer had the decency to blow out a blood vessel or two in his eyeball so it turned all red and shit.

Screaming into a microphone. Not singing, just screaming. Fuck, I can do that! Not a bit impressed, no sir. You watch, the moment one of 'em gets a girlfriend, there'll be such a slap fight, mascara will run, and the band will break up. And all will be right in the world.
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post #91 of 99
8/13/09 at 9:48pm
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Originally Posted by cheftournel View Post
If you think that auto-tune is fucking horrible (which it is), you haven't heard 'em perform it live: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=93tNDaApb8k

Holy shit that stinks. It's not just that it's crap music, it's crap music done incredibly crappy. This is like anti-talent.
Wow, I never thought I'd miss hearing auto-tune but that shit sounded like a bad drunken karaoke night.

And listening to the crowd sing a long, you can tell the entire audience consists of teenage girls. BrokeNCYDE, along with the success of Twilight, are proof that teenage girls should have their allowances taken away from them, unless they're going to spend it on useful things, like cigarattes and alcohol.
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post #92 of 99
8/13/09 at 10:12pm
And condoms.
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post #93 of 99
8/13/09 at 10:30pm
ESPECIALLY condoms.
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post #94 of 99
8/14/09 at 8:34am
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Originally Posted by Jake View Post
ESPECIALLY condoms.
Yeah, considering the kinda guys they're clearly drawn to, condoms would be a necessity. Or a bucket of antibiotics and a season pass for the nearest family planning clinic.
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post #95 of 99
8/14/09 at 11:15am
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Originally Posted by Weasels Rip My Flesh View Post
Wow, I never thought I'd miss hearing auto-tune but that shit sounded like a bad drunken karaoke night.

And listening to the crowd sing a long, you can tell the entire audience consists of teenage girls. BrokeNCYDE, along with the success of Twilight, are proof that teenage girls should have their allowances taken away from them, unless they're going to spend it on useful things, like cigarattes and alcohol.
I've never been a teenage girl, but do are these girls really attracted to the idea of a 100 lbs douchebag with a bad frost job screaming in their face?
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post #96 of 99
8/14/09 at 11:31am
I listened to about two seconds of Brokencyde. This shit must've been used as an instrument of torture in the war on terror.
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post #97 of 99
8/14/09 at 11:33am
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Originally Posted by EdHocken View Post
I listened to about two seconds of Brokencyde. This shit must've been used as an instrument of torture in the war on terror.
Ed, you'd be surprised...
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post #98 of 99
8/14/09 at 11:36am
Well, I figured our men in uniform were not getting the information they needed through repeated treatments of Mister Frank Sinatra.
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post #99 of 99
8/16/09 at 6:43am
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Originally Posted by Lima Oscar Lima View Post
Ed, you'd be surprised...
I knew that something was fishy about these bands. This is some some sort of MK ULTRA Version 2.0 that the US government though up. Come on, time to confess.
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