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post #51 of 214
Ah! I must be careful about this myself. What's the difference, so I don't end up sticking an ad on here accidentally? And this is obviously an accident. Dude is definitely not some troll looking to score converts for some stupid MP3 site.
post #52 of 214
Some sites aren't so polite with their "don't leech from us" messages. You might post something (relatively) innocent and instead get Goatse.
post #53 of 214
So check my posts to make sure I don't end up with an ad, huh?
post #54 of 214
He tried to post this:

http://blog.jimmyr.com/pics/186_4.jpg

I have an idea - Peter mentioned that as long as I posted links instead of images, I shoudl go wild. I'll start posting images, and you guys tell me when I should switch to links. The pics will get gradually more challenging until you say "uncle", but will only be nude women. Ready?

post #55 of 214
Uncle.
post #56 of 214
Uncle Fester.
post #57 of 214
Ganush offers herself to you... and you SHAME her!!!?
post #58 of 214
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Some sites aren't so polite with their "don't leech from us" messages. You might post something (relatively) innocent and instead get Goatse.
Haha, that happened with Rain Dog and I yelled at him. I thought he'd lost his mind.
post #60 of 214
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Ganush offers herself to you... and you SHAME her!!!?
McNooj for the win!
post #61 of 214
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Ganush offers herself to you... and you SHAME her!!!?
Fucking hilarious! Bravo!

And Phil, keep 'em coming. This should get horrifically interesting. Or interestingly horrific.
post #62 of 214
I almost feel sorry for Radb at this point.
post #63 of 214
Trying to guess what Phil has in store, I feel sorry for us all.
post #64 of 214
There's no plan. I'm like Don Draper. I think deeply, then just forget about until something jumps into my head.
post #65 of 214
That's why you're a dangerous man, Phil.
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Okay now Phil, you've already violated your charter. You said nude women. As impressive as that dude's boobs are, that's definitely a dude.
post #69 of 214
Damn my eyes! They bleed!

And who knew our President had such an impressive rack?

Edit: And that was not an "Uncle."
post #70 of 214
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Okay now Phil, you've already violated your charter. You said nude women. As impressive as that dude's boobs are, that's definitely a dude.
My bad.

post #71 of 214
*shriek!*
post #72 of 214
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My bad.

post #73 of 214
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My bad.

Impressive. Give us more.
post #74 of 214
EDIT: My life is a parade of failures and social misfires. I should just kill myself now.
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EDIT: My life is a parade of failures and social misfires. I should just kill myself now.
It can't be that bad, Jake. Plus, you have Mikey and Nicky to look forward to.
post #76 of 214
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My bad.

I just don't see the fuss - she's clearly covered!
post #77 of 214
Lisa's back! Where the hell did you go?
post #78 of 214
It's just beyond flattering that you finally noticed that I'm back in the porn forum, Pete.
post #79 of 214
welcome back to porn
post #80 of 214
Well, Phil, you are the master here. But I'm going to get my feet wet.
Here goes.







post #81 of 214
Nothing's getting wet as a result of posting that. Jesus.
post #82 of 214
Well, if I ever need to kill an erection in the least pleasant way possible, I guess I know where to go.
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post #84 of 214
How about a little girl on girl?



post #85 of 214
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To be honest, I find those photographs more sweet natured than repulsive. I keep hearing Nimoy sing that Hobbit song of his as they frolic.
post #86 of 214
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How about a little girl on girl?
Yikes! It's Granny Bad-Touch!
post #87 of 214
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I see the fuzz - she's clearly covered!
Fixed.
post #88 of 214
hey guys here's some nudity







post #89 of 214
Yep yep, indeed.
post #90 of 214
But Three-Horns don't fuck with Long-Necks!
post #91 of 214
(*Waits for Princess Kate to explain THIS one*)
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post #93 of 214
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Edit: I'd better link to that instead
http://content.ytmnd.com/content/d/b...5f414acd43.jpg
I LOVE Mario Paint!
post #94 of 214
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AAAAAUUGGGH!!! Sure, link it, but we're still going to click, because we're masochistic bastards, every single one of us. Now I can't love you anymore.
post #95 of 214
After what I've seen in this thread, I don't think I can love anyone anymore. I have lost the capacity to love.
post #96 of 214
Thread Starter 
Well...didn't take Chud long to derail a thread after one post.

I thought it would take a few. The thread now resembles that thing from Basketcase, thank you.
post #97 of 214
Shucks, you're welcome! This has given me a great deal of joy the past few days. A great deal of joy and fear I will never again be able to sustain an erection.
post #98 of 214
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Good GOD! The second one isn't a fake is it? Jesus. Oh sweet Jesus NO!
post #99 of 214
It's a promotional still from Oldboy 2.
post #100 of 214
Seriously? Seriously I'm the first guy to make an Octopussy joke?
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