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post #1 of 17
8/13/09 at 3:43pm
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Jesus Christ...I don't even want to contemplate where we'd be right now if Dubya hadn't gone "soft" on Cheney

http://www.wired.com/threatlevel/2009/08/cheney-memoir/
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post #2 of 17
8/13/09 at 3:46pm
Bush is lucky he got out alive...

Doesn't Cheney shoot his hunting buddies when they piss him off?
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post #3 of 17
8/13/09 at 3:54pm
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Originally Posted by Lima Oscar Lima View Post
Bush is lucky he got out alive...

Doesn't Cheney shoot his hunting buddies when they piss him off?
I'm pretty sure one of those "secret prisons" had a cell already reserved for Dubya for being a traitor to the cause. Cheney is coming off more like Baron Von Strucker these days. Those memoirs are going to be hilarious and I'm hoping for some real candid gems.

"I'm out of office now and you can't touch me. Yeah, I planned on building giant robots to collect political enemies and contain them within the Phantom Zone but that god damn cowboy went all soft on me. "

"You know what? I shot that fucker on purpose. I didn't like the way he looked at me."

"It's not that I hate minorities. I just don't believe they should be allowed to live. I've been very misunderstood on that key point over the years"

"Sometimes I pay a young man to wear a Ronnie Reagan mask and grease his arm up to his shoulder blade while taking me from behind. That's not homosexual in the slightest; that's respect for a great American President and how I honor his memory"
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post #4 of 17
8/13/09 at 3:54pm
I double checked the address to verify this wasnt from the Onion while I was reading it.

Jesus.
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post #5 of 17
8/13/09 at 3:58pm
I honestly cannot wait for this book! I'm sure it will be hailed alongside other comedy classics like "Brain Droppings" and "No Cure For Cancer"...
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post #6 of 17
8/13/09 at 4:25pm
Let's just hope his Jupiter-sized ego and narcissism lead him to admitting some actionable offenses.
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post #7 of 17
8/13/09 at 4:26pm
I'm hoping for a Nicholson-esque "You're damn right I did!" Few Good Men-style meltdown.
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post #8 of 17
8/13/09 at 4:30pm
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Originally Posted by Jacob Singer View Post
Let's just hope his Jupiter-sized ego and narcissism lead him to admitting some actionable offenses.
Unfortunately, he's too goddamn smart for that.
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post #9 of 17
8/13/09 at 5:08pm
Leaked title: No "Ifs". I DID Do It!
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post #10 of 17
8/13/09 at 5:55pm
This will only work if Cheney were to reveal he was Bin Laden the entire time. Ala the end of every Scooby Doo episode.
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post #11 of 17
8/14/09 at 1:04am
The man simply becomes more and more Blofeldian with each new revelation. I'd honestly find it hilarious if I didn't find the fact he was the Vice President of the United States for eight god-damned years so utterly terrifying.
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post #12 of 17
8/14/09 at 1:12am
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Originally Posted by The Rain Dog View Post
The man simply becomes more and more Blofeldian with each new revelation. I'd honestly find it hilarious if I didn't find the fact he was the Vice President of the United States for eight god-damned years so utterly terrifying.
You want terrifying? Here's some terrifying speculation for you: What if the pretzel had finished the job it started?!

We were a missed Heimlich Maneuver away from President Cheney.
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post #13 of 17
8/14/09 at 3:48am
Who wants to take bets on what it turns out he was keeping in that man-sized safe in his office all this time?

Dead mime? Office supplies? The missing votes from the 2000 election?
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post #14 of 17
8/14/09 at 3:04pm
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post #15 of 17
8/23/09 at 10:20am
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post #16 of 17
8/23/09 at 2:55pm
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Originally Posted by The Article
Cheney blamed President Bush for shackling him and told associates that the president had “gone soft on him, or rather Bush had hardened against Cheney’s advice,” a source told the Post. "He’d showed an independence that Cheney didn’t see coming."
Bwa ha ha ha ha!
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post #17 of 17
8/23/09 at 6:14pm
Interesting to see the Bush Wall of Silence crumble and the backbiting begin...now even the Veep is dissing Bush as "not strong enough". That's how I interpret this article.
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