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Evony's marketing is trying real hard, huh?

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Makes me want to surf for porn, instead of playing their "FREE" game. Sorry, Evony, I have some batin' to do...




post #2 of 14
Yeah, you can't escape these fucking ads. I see that one with the woman in brown all over the place.
post #3 of 14
Yeah, I've noticed these. My favorite part has got to be the whole "Play DISCREETLY" notice. Should I feel ashamed for playing your game?
post #4 of 14
My best friend plays, and really enjoys it. He's a little ashamed to admit it, because the ads are so bad. It does look like a good time though.
post #5 of 14
The first time I saw that I wondered if it was an ad for "TITS: THE GAME".
post #6 of 14
If it was, I'd be playing it.
post #7 of 14
These adds existed only to lead to this:

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Originally Posted by BillyG View Post
My best friend plays, and really enjoys it. He's a little ashamed to admit it, because the ads are so bad. It does look like a good time though.
It's just a Civ clone, right?
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post #10 of 14
Nobody ever noted their Queen of Evony competition. Winner to be decided in early September, I heard.

Protip: The awesome middle-Eastern princess/ninja chick on page 8.
post #11 of 14
Haha, oh boy.
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I had to double-take to make sure this wasn't an AdultFriendFinder ad.
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Nobody ever noted their Queen of Evony competition. Winner to be decided in early September, I heard.

Protip: The awesome middle-Eastern princess/ninja chick on page 8.
The link from hell, you sick bastard.

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This game will forever be a part of my story. During the photo shoot for this contest, my boyfriend, known in the game as Quixote, proposed. He was down on one knee being knighted, and all of sudden he pulled a ring out of a satchel on his belt. I was completely surprised by my fairytail engagement, and that story will be told for the rest of our lives. I tell him that he is very lucky that he wasn't beheaded since my hands were shaking so much
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I am new to the Evony experience, having only recently come to this land to be with my family, but I have already made a great deal of friends in my short time here. I have joined a wonderful alliance that promotes growth both in and out of this community, where we help each other out in every way we can. We laugh together, we cry together, we drink and burn down bars together.

Let it not be said that I do not listen to the people of the lands. I see that some have requested more of a mission statement, and I will provide one as best as I can, for a Queen serves her people first and foremost, and to do that, one must do more than merely just hear the words that are spoken to her. My goals as Queen would be more than to simply ease the woes of those in my lands, but to be a voice for all. I will listen to each of you as though you were a brother. . .a sister. . .and take to heart the things you say in all my actions. I will remember to always put the needs of my people before my own. I will bring new people and new ideas to our lands.
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