Given that I somehow sparked this thread, I guess I better respond.
Even if I didn't see District 9 during a night where I watched it then went to a nearby nightclub and had a drama-filled night and instead saw it sober, my review wouldn't have been too different. It'd be a little more coherent rambling, but that's it. I still would not have liked the movie due to its story. It's a shame as if I did, I would be raving about it like most other people did. The special effects looked great for how much they cost. But it was the story that ruined it for me. I mean, who cares what the name of the alien was; the fact that it *had* an English name... it's stuff like that or how stuff just happened randomly or its sudden ending... that is why I didn't like the story.
If you still think I'm a moron for thinking that way, that is fine. As I said already, even if I saw the movie sober, my opinion on it would be the same.