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High speed high dexterity robot hand.

post #1 of 32
8/25/09 at 10:00am
Thread Starter 
I wasn't sure were this thread should go.

Wow, this is getting amazing. My favorite is the hand catching the cell phone in mid air. Second favorite is the robot 'eye' tracking the white ball on a stick.

http://www.hizook.com/blog/2009/08/0...l-manipulation

Impressive realtime control.
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post #2 of 32
8/25/09 at 10:18am
Goddamn, we're all gonna die aren't we?
That's pretty amazing.
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post #3 of 32
8/25/09 at 11:07am
Homo Sapiens, 497991 BC - 2009 AD. It's been a hell of run folks!
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post #4 of 32
8/25/09 at 11:14am
That was really cool. Thank you for the link.
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post #5 of 32
8/25/09 at 11:23am
So, the robots of the future will not blast us with lasers, they will kill us by bitchslapping.

Nice.
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post #6 of 32
8/25/09 at 11:34am
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So, the robots of the future will not blast us with lasers, they will kill us by bitchslapping.

Nice.

Yes, bitchslapping at 50,000 rpm makes a hell of a mess.
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post #7 of 32
8/25/09 at 1:43pm
You human guys are always so paranoid. Let's just have a laugh and ingest proteins, huh?
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post #8 of 32
8/25/09 at 1:44pm
I got some protein for ya, rowbut!
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post #9 of 32
8/25/09 at 1:46pm
Ah, that should clutch a still-beating human heart quite nicely.
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post #10 of 32
8/25/09 at 1:48pm
We're getting closer to a masturbation robot. Closer to a real-life Cherry 2000. Excellent news!
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post #11 of 32
8/25/09 at 1:48pm
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Originally Posted by Brad Millette View Post
You human guys are always so paranoid. Let's just have a laugh and ingest proteins, huh?
That hand could be modified to extract proteins.
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post #12 of 32
8/25/09 at 2:24pm
The rowbuts will never win. Not as long as Jon Voight still lives.
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post #13 of 32
8/25/09 at 2:28pm
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We're getting closer to a masturbation robot. Closer to a real-life Cherry 2000. Excellent news!
I'm picturing the first poor bastard to get jerked off off at 20,000 jpm (jerks per minute). The screams of pain would be deafening.
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post #14 of 32
8/25/09 at 4:19pm
http://www.engadget.com/2009/08/24/v...etween-robots/
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post #15 of 32
8/25/09 at 4:33pm
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Originally Posted by JXN1138 View Post
I wasn't sure were this thread should go.

Wow, this is getting amazing. My favorite is the hand catching the cell phone in mid air. Second favorite is the robot 'eye' tracking the white ball on a stick.

http://www.hizook.com/blog/2009/08/0...l-manipulation

Impressive realtime control.
How long before it's grabbing a gun out of a security guard's holster and holding all of the scientists hostage?
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post #16 of 32
8/26/09 at 11:59am
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Originally Posted by Judas Booth View Post
I'm picturing the first poor bastard to get jerked off off at 20,000 jpm (jerks per minute). The screams of pain would be deafening.
Thanks for that.

*shudder*

The tactile sensors are crazy. Woe to any who combine two of these with the crazy running robot legs etc
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post #17 of 32
8/26/09 at 1:16pm
When are we going to use these amazing robot hands to help out all the poor amputees with their masturbation needs?
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post #18 of 32
8/26/09 at 1:18pm
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The tactile sensors are crazy. Woe to any who combine two of these with the crazy running robot legs etc
They'd be unstoppable killing machines. I'll take three!
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post #19 of 32
8/26/09 at 4:33pm
In other news: http://www.geekologie.com/2009/08/wo...s_learn_ho.php

Robots in Switzerland have learned the true value of selfishness.
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post #20 of 32
8/27/09 at 7:13pm
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post #21 of 32
8/27/09 at 7:14pm
If we ever get cyborg hands. Lube sales will skyrocket.

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I'm picturing the first poor bastard to get jerked off off at 20,000 jpm (jerks per minute). The screams of pain would be deafening.
I'm pretty sure, the wang would be torn clean off, ground to dust or will burst into flames due to friction. Either way, the result will be horrifying and also hilarious.
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post #22 of 32
8/28/09 at 9:13am
Look upon your future masters meatbags.

And DESPAIR!
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post #23 of 32
8/28/09 at 9:20am
And then comes the fourth law of robotics.
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post #24 of 32
8/28/09 at 12:11pm
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Originally Posted by JXN1138 View Post
I wasn't sure were this thread should go.
**ahem**.

Also, yay robots! Somebody in my Twitter feed also posted a link to this last week. Great stuff.
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post #25 of 32
8/28/09 at 1:24pm
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Originally Posted by Zweit View Post
In other news: http://www.geekologie.com/2009/08/wo...s_learn_ho.php

Robots in Switzerland have learned the true value of selfishness.
The tags on these articles are always great in their hyperbole:

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APOCALYPSE, BAD IDEAS, CHEATERS NEVER WIN AND NEITHER DO I, CHEATING, DEATH AND DESTRUCTION, DIE ROBOTS DIE!, DOOMSDAY, EVOLUTION, IT NEARS!, LIAR, NOT GOOD, ROBOBASTARDS, ROBOTS, SCIENTISTS, TRICKY, UH-OH
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post #26 of 32
8/28/09 at 1:27pm
This is pretty cool. If we can do a high speed hand, are robots with high speed feet, legs, and arms around the corner? IE, will we have robots that can move like people do quickly and naturally?
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post #27 of 32
8/28/09 at 1:36pm
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Originally Posted by Zweit View Post
In other news: http://www.geekologie.com/2009/08/wo...s_learn_ho.php

Robots in Switzerland have learned the true value of selfishness.
This is seriously weird and awesome/troubling. The whole idea of putting bots through accelerated "generations" and having them adapt and learn by themselves through that process, even to the point of countering their original programming.....
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post #28 of 32
8/28/09 at 5:38pm
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This is seriously weird and awesome/troubling. The whole idea of putting bots through accelerated "generations" and having them adapt and learn by themselves through that process, even to the point of countering their original programming.....
Skynet begins to Lurrrn at a geometric rate. It becomes self aware at 6:35 PM, Eastern Staandard Time on August 18, 1997. In a panic, dey try to pull de plug. . .

Or words to that effect.
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post #29 of 32
9/1/09 at 1:44pm
I don't scare easy, but the thought of computers teaching other computers and evolving is truly frightening. But its cool as long as I get my sex-bot with a hyrdaulic variable speed/texture robo-pussy.
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post #30 of 32
9/1/09 at 2:56pm
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Originally Posted by Hair-Metal Hero View Post
I don't scare easy, but the thought of computers teaching other computers and evolving is truly frightening. But its cool as long as I get my sex-bot with a hyrdaulic variable speed/texture robo-pussy.
Until she evolves to the point that she learns she can manipulate you much better by WITHHOLDING sex.
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post #31 of 32
9/1/09 at 3:47pm
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Originally Posted by IggytheBorg View Post
Until she evolves to the point that she learns she can manipulate you much better by WITHHOLDING sex.
And/or ripping your genitals off and turning you into a meat puppet.

Genital-removal! Not just for chimps!
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post #32 of 32
9/1/09 at 4:06pm
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Originally Posted by Hair-Metal Hero View Post
I don't scare easy, but the thought of computers teaching other computers and evolving is truly frightening.
SWARM BOTS: http://gadgets.boingboing.net/2009/0...-now-with.html
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Genetic_algorithm
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Evolutionary_algorithm
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Technological_singularity
"Within thirty years, we will have the technological means to create superhuman intelligence. Shortly thereafter, the human era will be ended." - Vernor Vinge, 1993

Also, see What if the Singularity does NOT happen?

Sleep tight.
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