People Of Wal-Mart - Page 4

Weird Al's really let himself go, huh?

Why is there a French flag hanging next to the American one in the picture above?

This is what happens when you roll out of bed and just say "Fuck it."

Are those KISS tattoos? I think those are KISS tattoos. And is the text on that box in French?

Eagerly awaiting the news story where some webmaster gets his face punched for snapping pics of a feral Wal-Mart customer.

That's the Missouri State flag:



I should know.

Now that does make more sense than the flag of those freedom hating cowards.

Yeah, I regret this one. Sorry.

Let's all just be nice to people, though.

I think, technically, he's wearing a shirt...

Hair Migration?

Is that Fa Fa Flofly?

Out of all the pictures on that site, this might just be the most WTF.....

I know! Shirtless, dirty, or wearing see-through clothes all kind of pale in comparison to the girl-next-door there and her cozy-little Nazi hoodie.

Actually, I have a hoodie just like that. Except instead of a swastika, y'know, it just has the "I ::Heart:: NY" logo.

That there are two black dudes casually ignoring her while she stares them down really makes the picture, though. It could only be better if it were Sammy Davis Jr., that's what we call a two-fer.

Were the swastikas sold out?

Obama bought 'em all up for the coming youth rallies/indoctrination.

Just like you classist assholes to ignore the horrible discrimination happening in that photo:

Nobody cares about the fat people.

Hey, $2 for aaaalll that extra material in the "big fat person size" is a bargain in today's economy.

Where do you get a sweatshirt like that without importing it?

LisaNY,

This is very true. Last winter I had to buy sweat pants. I went to walmart.

That should have been where the story ended.... But fate, it seems, had a different plan for me that day.....


I bought pants from the small section without looking to see if the pants were actually small pants and not larger pants incorrectly placed in the small sweat pants section.

I ended up with bright orange (... for hunting??) pants. The size? "XXXX GRANDE", or as I pronounce it, "Four Ex Grande".

These pants are so large, i need to hold them up physically with my arms or they fall down. Even with the waste band string totally cinched up, they are at least 40 inchs in the waist.

I stick my arms inside and walk around looking like jared from subway when he holds out his fat person pants. its fantastic. It bothers my parents to no end whenever they see me wearing them (I only wear them around the house, not in public)

So you are right Lisa, those pants probably cost less than the ammount of fabric that went into producing them. If I ever got stranded while wearing my xxxx grande pants, I could make a sail to escape.

Wal-Mart.

Gold!

People can walk around over there with fucking huge swastikas on their clothes and not get beaten down in minutes? You people are weird. In a bad way.

I know! And then if you do call them on it, "Hey, you asshole, you're wearing a swastika!", they just claim that they're in a punk band. It's a no-win situation.

The American History X line of clothing. They had to come up with something new after they took a bath on the Miley Cyrus line.

Rowsower, is that you?

Lol! Poor people can´t afford air.

Well, look, if some people can't afford clothes that are expensive enough to dry clean, then that means they've never seen a dry-cleaning bag, so they've never seen the warning printed on a dry cleaning bag that says not to put it over your head.

Or it could just be the kid's "Johnny Space Commander" costume by Mainway Toys. You don't know.

Is Mr. Cut-offs wearing one baseball stirrup and one white sock?

This site, Jesus. Can't say I'm surprised though; I've worked in retail for over a year and I've seen thing you people wouldn't believe: I've seen men with rat tail and mullet combos, women as old as fifty with tramp stamps; armies of classless, redneck douchebags swarming the stores during Black Friday like starving piranha on a hapless child who fell into their waters. Now all those moments, hopefully from heavy alcohol abuse, will be gone like tears..gulp..in rain.

Unless you've worked retail for any short period of time, which I think just about everyone does at some point in high school or college. It took me 6 months, and one Black Friday at Best Buy to know I had to get my shit together and get out of working with the public.

Oh man, they just keep getting better and better.

At first, I wanted explanations for the top two.

Then I thought better of it; I really don't want to know. . . .

The first one is either photoshop or Jesse The Mind.

How the fuck does a friend, neighbor or a family member NOT stop this woman from leaving the house looking like that?

Oh shit, is that her FUPA hanging below her skirt? I'm feeling sick.

I actually feel kind of bad for the huffer. He looks in a real bad way.

+1 to Lisa for the Mainway Toys reference.

and +5 to Zweit for the FUPA pic...

That's not your basic FUPA. Those are crotch-cheeks.

I can only hope she was heading into Walmart for really good, strong underwear to hold those puppies in. And longer skirts - MUCH longer skirts.

That looks like Howard Stern!

Oh, come the fuck on! I've seen insane homeless people be more self-conscious than this.

I didn't think Europe had insane homeless people. Thought that was a uniquely American phenomenon.

Oh, we have. A couple of hundred (insane or not) if I remember correctly in all of Greece, but we have. Sadly, it seems that homelessness, no matter how limited, is kind of inevitable in modern society.

Ready to hit the TOWN!

They transfer them all to a remote village where they wait for Kurt Thomas to show up.

"Nah, man. That gold shit gets you waaaaaaay more fucked up. It's the mettallites or some shit man. Don't do the chrome though. I tried that shit once, man. It weren't fun, huh huh huh huh huh."