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Do NOT mess with this kid's bacon!!

post #1 of 27
8/31/09 at 10:59pm
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I ain't sayin' he's right, but I understand.
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post #2 of 27
8/31/09 at 11:05pm
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Originally Posted by Diva View Post
That kid just ran away, I'd kill the bitch. Don't touch my bacon.
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post #3 of 27
8/31/09 at 11:07pm
Ah, that little boy will soon learn a valuable lesson in picking your battles.
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post #4 of 27
8/31/09 at 11:21pm
Two days after running away, Curtis' remains were found in an abandoned fridge, an empty TV box, two garbage cans and a bucket.
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post #5 of 27
9/1/09 at 12:29am
That kid is awesome. But, I get that future white supremacist vibe from him.
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post #6 of 27
9/1/09 at 12:39am
Don't get between that boy and an early fatal heart attack, black woman!
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post #7 of 27
9/1/09 at 12:50am
Hey, it's Mr. Creosote Jr!
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post #8 of 27
9/1/09 at 1:07am
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Originally Posted by Anderson View Post
That kid is awesome. But, I get that future white supremacist vibe from him.
And we've seen the moment it all begins for this poor, lost soul. The lesson of the day: A lack of bacon causes racism.
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post #9 of 27
9/1/09 at 1:43am
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Originally Posted by Weasels Rip My Flesh View Post
And we've seen the moment it all begins for this poor, lost soul. The lesson of the day: A lack of bacon causes racism.
I've solved social inequality. Next task...curing cancer. Somehow, I believe it will also involve bacon.
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post #10 of 27
9/1/09 at 1:46am
I was just waiting for the racial slur to slip out...either that or for the woman to demand he do the Truffle Shuffle for his precious bacon. Sadly, I would probably have the same reaction were someone daring enough to attempt to take away my bacon.
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post #11 of 27
9/1/09 at 2:18am
She has a nice rack. I bet the husband was tempted. I assume they sleep in separate rooms, right?
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post #12 of 27
9/1/09 at 2:47am
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Originally Posted by Diva View Post
I get the feeling the kid ran away to sleep in the truck.

And yes, I too get that future white supremacist vibe from him as well.
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post #13 of 27
9/1/09 at 2:50am
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Originally Posted by Tigeroovy View Post
I get the feeling the kid ran away to sleep in the truck.
According to another video the kid spent a few hours at his grandma's house, eating chicken nuggets. That kid is fickle, I lost all respect for him at that point.
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post #14 of 27
9/1/09 at 3:11am
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Originally Posted by BTSMGL View Post
She has a nice rack. I bet the husband was tempted. I assume they sleep in separate rooms, right?
In a similar situation if I was a kid I'd be all lovey dovey and helpful instead of bitching about bacon. Maybe I could get a few hugs, maybe sneak a peek, whatever. I guess this kid has a few more years before these things interest him though.
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post #15 of 27
9/1/09 at 3:24am
That little shit has every redneck nuance down cold.
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post #16 of 27
9/1/09 at 10:25am
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Originally Posted by BTSMGL View Post
She has a nice rack. I bet the husband was tempted. I assume they sleep in separate rooms, right?
Nice Rack plus Bacon equals one recipe for world peace.
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post #17 of 27
9/1/09 at 10:35am
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What's with all this talk about potential racism, when he's blatantly sexist, calling her a "little girl" who "thinks she can do whatever she wants" and taking glee in the fact that she can't stop him because "she can't run her little high heels"? I'm surprised he didn't yell out that she needed to learn her place in the world.
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post #18 of 27
9/1/09 at 10:43am
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Originally Posted by Diva View Post
What's with all this talk about potential racism, when he's blatantly sexist, calling her a "little girl" who "thinks she can do whatever she wants" and taking glee in the fact that she can't stop him because "she can't run her little high heels"? I'm surprised he didn't yell out that she needed to learn her place in the world.
I took the "little girl" comment to be both sexist and a bit of budding racism. It's what we call a two'fer.
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post #19 of 27
9/1/09 at 5:01pm
That kid doesn't act any different than a redneck four times his age.
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post #20 of 27
9/1/09 at 5:04pm
1) I found the woman purposely dropping food from an unnecessary height into the trash can to be pointlessly showoffy and rubbing the kids nose in what she was doing. Not the way to behave if you are trying to simply get rid of unhealthy foods and teach them to eat right. It instead was like she was trying to agrivate them by displaying her power to take away food.
2) I like bacon. A garlic bread BLT is what jesus would have eaten were he not jewish.
3) I support taking away bacon from a child that fat.... but only after she takes away the tv and gets his ass outdoors and exercising.

And last but not least..

4) If he were my child he would be put up for adoption if he threw a fit like that. Not even kidding. (well, if such a thing is legal by that point in a child's life cycle anyway)
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post #21 of 27
9/1/09 at 7:23pm
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Originally Posted by Clarence Boddicker View Post
That kid doesn't act any different than a redneck four times his age.
I know! I was shocked at how like an old redneck man he was, every subtle nuance and gesture was dead on. It's eerie to see that kind of parroting in a kid so young, if I ever reproduce I'm going to be SO CAREFUL about what I say and do around them. It's like they are like sponges that absorb everything they touch or something.

I'm guessing either his grandpa or his dad taught him everything he knows about life, this is a fantastic demonstration of how the world has become so overrun with assholes.
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post #22 of 27
9/1/09 at 7:24pm
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Originally Posted by Diva View Post
What's with all this talk about potential racism, when he's blatantly sexist, calling her a "little girl" who "thinks she can do whatever she wants" and taking glee in the fact that she can't stop him because "she can't run her little high heels"? I'm surprised he didn't yell out that she needed to learn her place in the world.
That was my thought too, I saw no indication he cared about that ladies race at all. He was just strutting around being a 'big man' around the little women like his daddy taught him to.
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post #23 of 27
9/1/09 at 9:50pm


Poor dumb kid looks like Moe Howard crossed with a goldfish.
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post #24 of 27
9/4/09 at 11:04am
"You do not understand. Saarne Institute is not an orphanage, it is a mental hospital."
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post #25 of 27
9/6/09 at 6:40pm
What the hell is that kid saying when he's packing his bags?

"A both in the road coons, and she's beast sarcastic."

Does anyone speak redneck so we can decipher it?
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post #26 of 27
9/6/09 at 6:44pm
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Originally Posted by Clarence Boddicker View Post
What the hell is that kid saying when he's packing his bags?

"A both in the road coons, and she's beast sarcastic."

Does anyone speak redneck so we can decipher it?
According to the info that comes with the youtube-clip it's: 'I had a very calm day till this. A little bump in the road comes and she wants to be ('she bes') sarcastic!'
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post #27 of 27
9/6/09 at 9:07pm
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Originally Posted by Diva View Post
he's blatantly sexist, calling her a "little girl" who "thinks she can do whatever she wants" and taking glee in the fact that she can't stop him because "she can't run her little high heels"? I'm surprised he didn't yell out that she needed to learn her place in the world.
All he had to do next was tell her to get in the kitchen and make him a turkey pot-pie, and they'd have their very own Eric Cartman.
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