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Lars Von Trier's problems with a well-endowed Willem Dafoe

post #1 of 7
9/12/09 at 9:55am
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Lars Von Trier recently talked about his trouble with Willem Dafoe's penis size. I have tried to translate as best as I can.

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"He is extremely well-equipped. The thing was visible in one scene and we simply had to cut the scene", says Trier to Spiegel Online. But it wasn't "size envy" that caused the scene to be ditched. "Othervise people would only have talked about that issue and I didn't make this movie to show off his gigantic dick, it was about something else", he tells Spiegel Online.
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... But to Spiegel Online he talks about the scenes with Dafoe's stand-in;
"I sat there and watched him on the monitor and the guy was jerking like crazy for 15 minutes, I didn't realize that he was waiting for my permission to ejaculate. That's how it works in porn movies and I didn't know about that. When I finally gave him permission he came in under 1 minute. Now I have a future in the porn business."
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post #2 of 7
9/12/09 at 10:58am
Eagerly waiting for the DVD release.
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post #3 of 7
9/12/09 at 4:33pm
The full Dafoe is visible during the crucifixion scene of Last Temptation Of Christ. How fucked up you'll feel watching a mass torture-murder scene just to see a big dick is your own problem.
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post #4 of 7
9/12/09 at 8:04pm
I was distracted by the sight of Monica Belucci grovelling in the dirt what I saw Mel Gibson's Jesus Chainsaw Massacre. It's not as if I can get any worse.
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post #5 of 7
9/12/09 at 10:49pm
Sounds like Defoe and James Woods have more in common than ever before.
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post #6 of 7
9/13/09 at 3:21am
When in the hell did William Defoe start making pornos?
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post #7 of 7
9/13/09 at 10:31am
Stunt Cock!

Awesome. He needs to whip that thing out in Boondock Saints 2 and beat the shit outta the brothers with it.
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