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Jessica Simpson's dog snatched by coyote

post #1 of 32
9/15/09 at 1:58pm
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No, really.

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"My heart is broken because a coyote took my precious Daisy right in front of our eyes. HORROR!"
There's a dark evil part of me that can't stop laughing at the image this conjures up in my head.
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post #2 of 32
9/15/09 at 1:58pm
It happens a lot in LA.
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post #3 of 32
9/15/09 at 2:00pm
I wonder how many people who google 'Jessica Simpson's snatch' will become new readers.
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post #4 of 32
9/15/09 at 2:01pm
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Anything to help the site.
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post #5 of 32
9/15/09 at 2:43pm
Oh, that's such a shame - I love animals, so this gets me. During my brief period living in CA, I made sure my cat stayed indoors at all times. Mostly because he's always been an indoor cat, but also because you hear about this quite often out there. Our neighbors got their dog inside just in time before a bobcat would have gotten him - it would have been an ugly scenario if they'd seen him five minutes too late.
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post #6 of 32
9/15/09 at 2:46pm
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I just keep picturing that one scene from A Fish Called Wanda and imagining Simpson as the old lady. I'm going to hell.
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post #7 of 32
9/15/09 at 2:57pm
It's all a scam. The same coyote will now return the dog and claim the reward.
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post #8 of 32
9/15/09 at 3:04pm
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Originally Posted by BobClark View Post
It's all a scam. The same coyote will now return the dog and claim the reward.
They're probably in on it together - I'm assuming they'll split the reward money, because the dog knows Jessica is loaded. If the dog starts wandering around wearing a big leopard print belt with a huge gaudy buckle, there's your answer.
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post #9 of 32
9/15/09 at 3:04pm
If you live in LA, you have heard these stories and know to not let your little toy dog walk around outside on its own. But I hope it gets returned for the reward.

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post #10 of 32
9/15/09 at 3:07pm
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But we all know that coyote can't catch anything.
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post #11 of 32
9/15/09 at 3:07pm
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Originally Posted by Phil View Post
If you live in LA, you have heard these stories and know to not let your little toy dog walk around outside on its own. But I hope it gets returned for the reward.
Phil! You old softy!
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post #12 of 32
9/15/09 at 3:19pm
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Originally Posted by Richard Dickson View Post
But we all know that coyote can't catch anything.
That's why this whole thing smells fishy. I heard there's a Dude in LA who looks into wonky kidnappings.

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Originally Posted by Peter Judson View Post
Phil! You old softy!
If its gnawed-to-shit pelt is returned, is the reward still good?
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post #13 of 32
9/15/09 at 3:23pm
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Originally Posted by devincf View Post
It happens a lot in LA.
Oddly enough it happens in Massachusetts. A neighbor had their cat snatched by a coyote. We keep our dogs (both the pup and the corgi who is older but still looks like a puppy) on leashs when we take them out (ok, not every time. sometimes its fun to run around in the back yard with them)

I like to think Coyote v. Corgi is as epic a match up as Mega Shark vs Giant Octopus, though with any luck I'll never have to find out who would win.
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post #14 of 32
9/15/09 at 4:33pm
That was probably the Dover Demon, Kate.
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post #15 of 32
9/15/09 at 4:37pm
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Could have been a dinosaur too.
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post #16 of 32
9/15/09 at 4:51pm
Whenever I see "missing dog" signs in LA I just shake my head at their delusion haha. That dog's in a stomach somewhere. And yet I'm sure it happens wherever there's coyotes, which is pretty much the entire continental US. Back in rural CT during the cold months the coyotes would bunch up in huge packs, you could hear them yowling and yipping in unison at night, tons and tons of them all at once out in the cornfields. The local dogs would freak the hell out, anything over the size of your average eight year old would probably be dead meat out there.
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post #17 of 32
9/15/09 at 4:54pm
In FL here, it's gators.

There's no such thing as "missing pets". Mystery solved.
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post #18 of 32
9/15/09 at 11:25pm
Jesus Christ and you guys give us aussies shit for having dangerous animals! The worst I have to worry about is my two little fellas being bitten by a redback spider.

On a seperate note, I only very very vaguely keep up on celeb news due to my missus enjoying the E! Channel and coming into this forum, but is it just me or is Simposn having a rather shitty run of luck the last couple of years or so?
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post #19 of 32
9/15/09 at 11:56pm
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Originally Posted by The Rain Dog View Post
Jesus Christ and you guys give us aussies shit for having dangerous animals! The worst I have to worry about is my two little fellas being bitten by a redback spider.
Actually in Adelaide a lot of cats get fucked up by inner city foxes. We used to have a huge backyard we shared with a neighbour that had a chicken coup and a bunch of chickens; we had to razor wire the entire back fence because of the fucking foxes getting in and having at the chickens. Horror show!
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post #20 of 32
9/16/09 at 12:08am
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Originally Posted by OCallaghan View Post
Actually in Adelaide a lot of cats get fucked up by inner city foxes. We used to have a huge backyard we shared with a neighbour that had a chicken coup and a bunch of chickens; we had to razor wire the entire back fence because of the fucking foxes getting in and having at the chickens. Horror show!
It was the Crack Fox!


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post #21 of 32
9/16/09 at 1:23am
Sounds like Aussie foxes have a bigger pair on 'em than the New England variety. Once saw a neighborhood housecat face off against a red fox in my back yard and my first thought was that the cat was gonna get demolished. Nope.
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post #22 of 32
9/16/09 at 4:38am
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Originally Posted by DARKMITE8 View Post
In FL here, it's gators.

There's no such thing as "missing pets". Mystery solved.
Don't forget about our newest threat, monster pythons!
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post #23 of 32
9/16/09 at 1:23pm
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Originally Posted by Stormin View Post
Whenever I see "missing dog" signs in LA I just shake my head at their delusion haha. That dog's in a stomach somewhere. And yet I'm sure it happens wherever there's coyotes, which is pretty much the entire continental US. Back in rural CT during the cold months the coyotes would bunch up in huge packs, you could hear them yowling and yipping in unison at night, tons and tons of them all at once out in the cornfields. The local dogs would freak the hell out, anything over the size of your average eight year old would probably be dead meat out there.
You should write horror novels. I won't be able to sleep tonight!
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post #24 of 32
9/16/09 at 1:54pm
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Don't forget about our newest threat, monster pythons!
Yeah, but they just eat sleeping kids, so your pets are safe.
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post #25 of 32
9/16/09 at 1:57pm
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anything over the size of your average eight year old would probably be dead meat out there.
Not just small creatures would be targeted. Out in west Texas one of our show horses was attacked a few times.
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post #26 of 32
9/16/09 at 2:46pm
Jessica Simpson's snatch dogged by coyote.
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post #27 of 32
9/16/09 at 7:20pm
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Originally Posted by The Rain Dog View Post
Jesus Christ and you guys give us aussies shit for having dangerous animals! The worst I have to worry about is my two little fellas being bitten by a redback spider.
Salt water crocs? What about the baby-eating dingos?



Bunyips? Yowies? Or the vicious Drop Bears (AKA man-eating koalas)!

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post #28 of 32
1/28/10 at 7:20pm
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"While one of the executives was speaking in a room full of five people, Jessica let out a very loud fart," says the insider.
"Her mother [Tina Simpson] was there, and it prompted her to turn around and yell, 'Jessica!' The tension was extreme. No one knew what to say."
'Jessica!'
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post #29 of 32
1/28/10 at 10:09pm
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Originally Posted by Troy Nixey View Post
Yeah but you guys have crocs which I like to refer to as water grizzlies.
Yeah but our backyards don't generally back onto their habitat.

Crocs are awesome tho.

...so's a farting Jessica Simpson while we're at it.
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post #30 of 32
1/29/10 at 2:55pm
I bet she fanned it while laughing her ass off. She's a fanner for sure.

"Ya smell that y'all? Lord-a-mighty!"
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post #31 of 32
1/29/10 at 4:13pm
There's a Halo name for ya, if it would fit. "You have been killed by Jessica Simpson's Fart".
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post #32 of 32
1/29/10 at 4:23pm
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Originally Posted by Phil View Post
That was probably the Dover Demon, Kate.
Who the hell would be scared of that thing? It's like the offspring of ET and Jimmy Durante.

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