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Johns Hopkins student kills intruder with samurai sword

post #1 of 19
9/15/09 at 7:48pm
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post #2 of 19
9/15/09 at 8:28pm
Killed the guy with one strike. And where was this deadly accurate swordsman from, I ask?

New Jersey. Fugeddaboutit!
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post #3 of 19
9/15/09 at 8:39pm
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The city state's attorney's office will determine whether to press charges, Guglielmi said.
Screw that, they should be discussing giving this kid a fucking medal for awesomeness.
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post #4 of 19
9/15/09 at 8:42pm
Bout fucking time someone learned you don't chop with a samurai sword you cut like a giant razor blade.
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post #5 of 19
9/15/09 at 8:55pm
Cops on scene asked if the student was okay. Word was he was pretty fuckin far from okay.
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post #6 of 19
9/15/09 at 8:55pm
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Originally Posted by IggytheBorg View Post
Killed the guy with one strike. And where was this deadly accurate swordsman from, I ask?

New Jersey. Fugeddaboutit!
(High fives Iggy) And the dude's from Wall, NJ, no less! Damn near my neck of the woods! I can only imagine his iai draw as he cleft that crook in twain.

New Jersey. Mobsters and Musashi. You better recognize!
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post #7 of 19
9/15/09 at 8:58pm
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Originally Posted by Timothy225 View Post
(High fives Iggy) And the dude's from Wall, NJ, no less! Damn near my neck of the woods! I can only imagine his iai draw as he cleft that crook in twain.

New Jersey. Mobsters and Musashi. You better recognize!
If he drew from seiza, he's got mad props.
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post #8 of 19
9/15/09 at 8:59pm
Dude was out of jail for two goddamn days.
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post #9 of 19
9/15/09 at 9:03pm
Clearly, the student was a...Hero. The year of the...Ninja, jumps from...Reel Life, to...Real Life.
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post #10 of 19
9/15/09 at 9:05pm
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Originally Posted by billylove View Post
If he drew from seiza, he's got mad props.
I respectfully bow to you, sir.
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post #11 of 19
9/15/09 at 9:18pm
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Originally Posted by IggytheBorg View Post
Killed the guy with one strike.
Then he cut a tin can in half, proceeded to slice a tomato paper thin, and told the burglar that if he ordered before midnight tonight, he'd get a free set of steak knives.

(Oh, yeah.... GO JERSEY!!!)

Edit: "GO JERSEY!!" and a cheesey Ginsu infomercial joke on my 4,000th post!
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post #12 of 19
9/15/09 at 9:38pm
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Originally Posted by LisaNY View Post
Then he cut a tin can in half, proceeded to slice a tomato paper thin, and told the burglar that if he ordered before midnight tonight, he'd get a free set of steak knives.

(Oh, yeah.... GO JERSEY!!!)

Edit: "GO JERSEY!!" and a cheesey Ginsu infomercial joke on my 4,000th post!
Is it wrong that im actually excited about what your 5000th post will be about?
Ginzu just rolls off the tongue so nicely, dammit.
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post #13 of 19
9/19/09 at 3:05pm
Hey that could have been Bubbles!!!
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post #14 of 19
9/20/09 at 12:13am
The police spokesman said the student who wielded the weapon had no advanced sword training. "He wasn't a ninja," Guglielmi said. "He may have been moderately trained or on the intermediate level."

Are we sure he wasn't a ninja? It's the perfect cover.
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post #15 of 19
9/20/09 at 12:23am
Obviously he wasn't a ninja. The katana is the weapon of a samurai, not a ninja. If the kid had been a ninja, nobody would have found a body and nobody would ever have known.

They need to get this shit straight.
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post #16 of 19
9/20/09 at 12:57am
Damn I'll be pissed off and sleeping with a sword nearby if someone just stole a laptop and a gaming console from me hours earlier.
Props to this kid for defending himself in the art of awesome.
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post #17 of 19
9/20/09 at 9:47am
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Originally Posted by neoolong View Post
Obviously he wasn't a ninja. The katana is the weapon of a samurai, not a ninja. If the kid had been a ninja, nobody would have found a body and nobody would ever have known.

They need to get this shit straight.
Not entirely true (at least on some Japanese TV!). I give you this clip from Abarenbo Shogun - the hero (the dude in the light blue top going all cuisinart on the bad guys) has two ninja on retainer (the guy and girl in black), that usually have his back. Coolest shit though is when he gets to the "bosses" he just lets his ninja polish them off (usually commanding "Punish them!").

These ninja ain't even wearing masks - that's how badass they are. Just like the kid with his katana (who, I hope, had the above YouTube clip's rocking music when he went into action)!
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post #18 of 19
9/20/09 at 3:46pm
That's cause they don't leave anybody alive.

*Ninja vanish*
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post #19 of 19
9/20/09 at 3:53pm
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It is legal to possess a sword in Baltimore, Guglielmi said, and "individuals have a right to defend their person and their property." He declined to comment on whether its use in this case was appropriate.
Um... duh=
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Hours earlier, someone had broken into John Pontolillo's house and taken two laptops and a video-game console.
If someone who broke into my house and stole my shit was dumb enough to come back, I wouldn't be busy rigging a HOME ALONE type booby trap. I'd grab a large weapon.
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To inflict lethal damage requires some skill, Dibble said.

"To be that confident with it that he would go grab it, he may have been into martial arts," he said. "You would have to hold it with two hands and be confident that you would really know what you were doing."
Pointy end (or sharp edge) goes into the bad guy. I've seen enough movies... I mean "have adequate training".
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By Tuesday afternoon, two pools of blood remained on the ground a few feet away from the door to the garage, which is not connected to the home.
Smart. They should get their deposit back.
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A gate in a wooden fence surrounding the backyard was broken, allowing the scene to be viewed from the sidewalk.
Well, maybe not.
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