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post #51 of 85
10/15/09 at 10:18am
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Originally Posted by Moltisanti View Post
"Raise 'em right!"

Rampage may be a shit coach but he sure can deliver the yuk yuks.
God I havent laughed that hard in a while.

"They yours now."
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post #52 of 85
10/21/09 at 11:19pm
Darrill "Titties" Schoonover is now my favorite fighter ever. I'm calling "Titties" wins by KO in round 2 to shut Rampage up for the rest of the show.
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post #53 of 85
10/21/09 at 11:54pm
The DOUCHEBAG episode of tough!
But at least Rampage is entertaining when he's a douche.

the guy
has
TITTIES.

think about it.
You my hero, man. I'd be afraid to lose to a guy with titties.
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post #54 of 85
10/22/09 at 12:00am
Rampage has hit rock bottom. But he's been hilarious the whole way down.
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post #55 of 85
10/22/09 at 1:18am
The look of glee on Rampage's face when they were writing on the door was the highlight of the night.

"It's perfect! He's got two O's in his name!"
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post #56 of 85
10/22/09 at 1:28pm
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Rampage has hit rock bottom. But he's been hilarious the whole way down.
Indeed.


I really, really want to see Rampage vs Rashad as we saw Henderson vs Bisping after last season.
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post #57 of 85
10/29/09 at 1:10am
Poor door.
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post #58 of 85
10/29/09 at 1:15am
The funniest hour of television I think I've ever seen.
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post #59 of 85
10/29/09 at 1:26am
WHAT A FIGHT!!!!!!!!!
lol yeah sure Dana.

It reminded me of an old Toughman competition where two guys swing wildly at each other for about minute, get completely exhausted and move in super slo motion for the rest of the fight.
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post #60 of 85
10/29/09 at 1:36am
At least there were no instances this week of Kimbo proclaiming "Oh I hope he's hurt and can't go. I NEED TO FIGHT REAL BAD." Enough already, Kimbo.
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post #61 of 85
10/29/09 at 1:49am
How in the hell did Junk lose to a guy who played hurt to get out of training and who jiggled with every move? How did he go two rounds without any offense after talking all that good shit in Confessional? Goddamn, Heavyweight sucks in this sport.
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post #62 of 85
10/29/09 at 1:52am
Rampage destroying that door following the decision was the best TV I've seen this year.
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post #63 of 85
10/29/09 at 1:56am
I can gaze upon it over and over again.
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post #64 of 85
10/29/09 at 1:58am
If Rampage is gonna be this entertaining every episode they should just give him his own TUF spinoff. Let wannabes compete to see who could be the first to win a match under Rampage's tutelage. That was the flimsiest ass door I've ever seen in my life - they were waiting for someone to kill that thing. I'm just surprised Jackson didn't put Rashad's head through it.

"I ain't no coach. I didn't come here to coach!" Whaaa?!?
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post #65 of 85
10/29/09 at 9:27am
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The funniest hour of television I think I've ever seen.
+1. Rashad laying into Matt was awesome.

The fight was awesomely bad.
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post #66 of 85
10/30/09 at 1:30pm
http://www.sherdog.com/news/news/tuf...m-rashad-20619

This Sherdog article on Rampage and TUF is interesting. They get Wagner and Junk's take on being "coached" by Rampage Jackson. From reading what Junk had to say, Rampage made it clear from the outset that he wasn't a good coach but Junk seemed more than happy to learn what he could from him. Wagner clearly regrets being on team Rampage and is pissed at Quinton's "they quit on me" comment, but I can't help but think that Wagner quit on his team when he was first into the cage. Interesting.
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post #67 of 85
10/30/09 at 1:42pm
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Rampage destroying that door following the decision was the best TV I've seen this year.
The Jason Ellis show has been repeats mostly this week, and one of the shows was an appearance by Rampage, and he was talking about the new UFC video game. He kept saying, "...and when I play, I play with myself." And then Ellis kept saying, "And your name is?" Rampage wouldn't say anything, then again he'd say, "I play with myself," followed by Ellis saying, "And your name is?" After like the 6th time, Rampage finally said, "Oh, I get what you're doing! No way, man!" Then they played the game and Ellis beat him using Dan Henderson. Another competition lost by Rampage.
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post #68 of 85
10/31/09 at 3:39am
If Marcus Jones doesn't beat Wessel, Rampage should hang up the TUF coaching shoes for good. Just leave 'em in the middle of the cage and walk away knowing he set a bar for futility so high that no one will ever eclipse it. It makes me wonder how well Kimbo would have done had he been chosen by Rashad...
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post #69 of 85
11/5/09 at 4:02am
"Door, if you can hear me, I'd never do it again."

Thrilled to see Marcus win. Seems like one of the few people in that house who isn't a colossal asshole. Nothing against Titties, but I hope Marcus takes him out quick.

Speaking of Titties: "Nah, I didn't motorboat him."
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post #70 of 85
11/5/09 at 8:54am
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Ya Marcus puts a smile on my face (no homo). I hope he ends up the eventual winner.
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post #71 of 85
11/5/09 at 11:52am
Marcus' extreme politeness is pretty funny. I remember at the end of some fight announcement, they cut to a shot of him waving to everyone and saying "BYE GUYS!!!!!!!"

I also like how Rampage always seems to get the last word when he argues with Rashad.
DEN COME LICK ON ME!
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post #72 of 85
11/5/09 at 12:36pm
It's just cool to see Marcus get genuinely excited about his victory. Wasn't putting up some sort of tough guy front at all.

Rampage comparing Marcus' enthusiasm to the GREEN MILE guy was so wrong, but God did it wreck me.
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post #73 of 85
11/5/09 at 12:44pm
I'm glad Rampage just can't help himself!
If he could, we wouldn't have gotten an imitation of Marcus' laugh and a titty squeeze.
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post #74 of 85
11/5/09 at 3:42pm
Yeah, I find Marcus Jones' personality to be refreshing. Too many guys (somewhat understandably considering their job is to get beat up for a living) put on the tough guy front for fear of seeming weak. It reminds me of the early 90s and the rise of Gangsta Rap, when you knew all those motherfuckers were just playing the part and not living the life. It gets hard rooting for guys who don't show maturity, respect for their peers, etc.

However, it broke my heart to see Jones pitted against Titties Schoonover. Either Rampage's guy goes or Rampage's biggest target of derision goes. I don't see any way Titties can beat Marcus. Roy Nelson-Marcus Jones final, with McSweeney the darkhorse?
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post #75 of 85
11/5/09 at 5:33pm
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Roy Nelson-Marcus Jones final, with McSweeney the darkhorse?
If Matt gets to fight then McSweeney is gone. They have the two worst gas tanks in the house but Matt has tons of power and McSweeney hits like a fly swatter. He might go to the next round if Kimbo takes Matt's place though, but I don't see him moving farther than that. He's all talk with nothing to back it up.
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post #76 of 85
11/6/09 at 4:21am
As much as I would have liked to see Rampage's reaction to losing every single prelim fight, I like Marcus and was glad to see him pull it off. Fast armbar indeed. With any luck, Justin Wren will see that Roy "Big Tummy" Nelson doesn't make it to a finale with Jones.

Buddha brothers, to the death!

I like Brendan Schaub in this too. By the next week's clip they were showing, it looks like Matt might be off due to "brain damage".. he looked fine after the fight. Curious.
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post #77 of 85
11/6/09 at 2:25pm
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I like Brendan Schaub in this too. By the next week's clip they were showing, it looks like Matt might be off due to "brain damage".. he looked fine after the fight. Curious.
Dammit, so all this talk about Slice-Alexander at the TUF finale was possibly cover for a Kimbo-someone TUF 10 championship fight? If White somehow managed to pull that off, get Kimbo back in the competition with weeks more training and kept that silent, well done on his part. Well done.
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post #78 of 85
11/12/09 at 1:02am
Wow. Wren dominated the first round of that fight and Nelson barely did enough to take the second. There's no way that doesn't go three rounds. Seems they really want Big Country in the final.
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post #79 of 85
11/12/09 at 11:54am
Yeah, those judges were either mentally handicapped, or they were bought. There's no way Big Country's score in the second overcame his first.
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post #80 of 85
12/3/09 at 1:06am
Nelson-Schaub finale. I know Dana is crushed that he didn't get the Jones-Nelson final he seemed to be hoping for. After Jones dispatched Schoonover you could see the huge grin on Dana's face. Sad to hear Marcus Jones thinking about quitting MMA for the sake of his wife. Hopefully that's just the disappointment talking because I'm sure Dana will have a match set up for him at the TUF finale if he wants it. Should be a great TUF finale card...Nelson-Schaub, Hamill-"Bones" Jones, Alexander-Kimbo, Stann-Wallace, Edgar-Veach, etc.

Did Rampage just say his heart just went up into his "Asophacles?!" He's a comedic savant.
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post #81 of 85
12/3/09 at 1:12am
Rampage's best line of the night was:

"Marcus is the nicest guy in the world....
BUT HE WILL KILL YOU."

And Marcus is fighting Mitrione on Saturday.
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post #82 of 85
12/3/09 at 1:49am
Too bad the animosity between Jones and Mitrione will have worn off by then. Hopefully Meathead does something stupid in the meantime to get Jones pissed at him again. I thought Jones was going to deck the hell out of him. Part of me wanted to see them throw down, but the other part was like "what the hell is this all about anyway?"

This episode made me want Rampage vs Evans more than ever before. "Make me a bitch now!"
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post #83 of 85
12/3/09 at 2:40am
Was really pulling for Marcus, but I'm glad to hear he'll at least be fighting before the finale.
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post #84 of 85
12/3/09 at 8:55am
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If I was meathead I would have wet my pants if Marcus came at me like that.
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post #85 of 85
12/3/09 at 7:36pm
Hopefully Marcus fighting shows he's committed because 35 or not that guy has killer BJJ for this early on in his training. He could squeeze out 4 or 5 years if he stays relatively healthy.
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