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post #1 of 30
Thread Starter 
So you believe the Earth is only 6,000 years old? If [url=http://www.edmondsun.com/opinion/local_story_067125346.htmlthis bill[/url]passes, your teacher will have to accept that as a correct answer on a test.

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The bill requires public schools to guarantee students the right to express their religious viewpoints in a public forum, in class, in homework and in other ways without being penalized. If a student’s religious beliefs were in conflict with scientific theory, and the student chose to express those beliefs rather than explain the theory in response to an exam question, the student’s incorrect response would be deemed satisfactory, according to this bill.

The school would be required to reward the student with a good grade, or be considered in violation of the law.
Even simple, factual information such as the age of the earth (4.65 billion years) would be subject to the student’s belief, and if the student answered 6,000 years based on his or her religious belief, the school would have to credit it as correct. Science education becomes absurd under such a situation.
This is even more dangerous than trying to keep evolution out of the schools. You're basically setting up multiple standards of testing. I could completely ignore everything my biology teacher tells me and base all my answers on Genesis, and the teacher would be required to pass me. Utterly ridiculous.
post #2 of 30
"The Earth is the center of the universe."
"Why?"
"Magic."
post #3 of 30
2+2=5.
post #4 of 30
The people who proposed this probably posted in that "Fuck This Movie" thread.
post #5 of 30
This is beyond horrible.

"If a student’s religious beliefs were in conflict with scientific theory, and the student chose to express those beliefs rather than explain the theory in response to an exam question, the student’s incorrect response would be deemed satisfactory, according to this bill."

What the fuck? I wish anyone that supports this crap fucking dies. Fuck them. I want them to die.
post #6 of 30
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Originally Posted by Jake View Post
The people who proposed this probably posted in that "Fuck This Movie" thread.
You can probably also see pics of them in the People of Wal-Mart thread.
post #7 of 30
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Originally Posted by Bradito View Post
2+2=5.


THERE ARE FOUR LIGHTS!
post #8 of 30
I should've gone to school there. That way, every wrong answer I could just attribute to my religious beliefs.
post #9 of 30
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THERE ARE FOUR LIGHTS!
Ryan wins thread!
post #10 of 30
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post #11 of 30
...and the new extra-curricular activity to be offered at schools across the state...



Hey it's part of their religion! How dare you try and oppress them!!!
post #12 of 30
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Originally Posted by The Rain Dog View Post
...and the new extra-curricular activity to be offered at schools across the state...



Hey it's part of their religion! How dare you try and oppress them!!!
Also, no more photos...them things steal a piece of your soul!
post #13 of 30
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Also, no more photos...them things steal a piece of your soul!
Yes but you can learn the alternative in Pictorial Wood Carving 101 after a nice round of jousting out in the school yard.
post #14 of 30
How the hell does this sort of thing occur in a relatively civilized society? It's beyond belief!
post #15 of 30
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Originally Posted by Bitches Leave View Post
How the hell does this sort of thing occur in a relatively civilized society? It's beyond belief!
No. It´s not.

Student failed to acknowledge archaic believes as an academic basis, therefore:

F!
post #16 of 30
Upshot: you could become a doctor/barber in vocational.
post #17 of 30
I know it's the four lights thing, but every time I scroll past that Picard image, I see him dangling from the rim after a thunderous slam dunk.
post #18 of 30
You know what? I kind of want this stuff to succeed and spread all over the world, just so I can go be a crazy mountain man without the fear of missing out on anything cool.
post #19 of 30
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Originally Posted by Trevor View Post
I know it's the four lights thing, but every time I scroll past that Picard image, I see him dangling from the rim after a thunderous slam dunk.
"And it's LaForge with the no-look to Jean Luc...Picard looking for an opening...will we see his signature Earl Grey Dunk?...Oh my! What a spin move!...YES! What a dunk! Two points, hot!"

And there's no way this integration of religion and science withstands a court challenge. Right? Right?!
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*SLAM* I said whose house? Jean's house!
post #21 of 30
But what's great is that he's not even gloating. He just stares at his opponent as a whisper-soft sigh escapes his lips.
post #22 of 30
Thread Starter 
"They invade our zone, and we fall back. They penetrate entire back courts, and we fall back. Not again!"
post #23 of 30
So if I were to answer with a non-Fundamentalist religious answer like saying the world hatched from the Cosmic Egg or that it was created by Vishnu or carved out of Ymir's thawing giant body would I still get the answer right?
post #24 of 30
You might be able to sue the fuck out of them if they refuse to acknowledge the tenets of Scientology.
post #25 of 30
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So if I were to answer with a non-Fundamentalist religious answer like saying the world hatched from the Cosmic Egg or that it was created by Vishnu or carved out of Ymir's thawing giant body would I still get the answer right?
This is what I'm wondering. If a student would start answering about the Flying Spaghetti Monster, would the teacher still have to mark this as correct?

It shames me living in a country where this is acceptable in the modern world.
post #26 of 30
Thread Starter 
Yeah, I'm pretty sure the first student to try to apply this bill to Wicca will have other students' parents screaming blue murder.
post #27 of 30
Let's not even talk Wicca. Let's simply talk other organized religions like Hinduism or, gasp, Islam! Would xenophobia be enough to turn them around again?
post #28 of 30
Thread Starter 
Kids should totally started dating their homework using the Hebrew or Islamic calendar.

"This assignment is due December 15th."
"I'm sorry, that date doesnt exist on my calendar."
post #29 of 30
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Originally Posted by Richard Dickson View Post
Kids should totally started dating their homework using the Hebrew or Islamic calendar.

"This assignment is due December 15th."
"I'm sorry, that date doesnt exist on my calendar."
Does this mean that a kid could just do a little weave of the hand at the teacher and go: "This is not the assignment you are looking for" and the teacher would have to comply?
Awesome.
post #30 of 30
What I find most excellent about this is the fact that the Big Bang Theory began as a Christian interpretation of observable data. Background radiation in space? Must be leftovers from Genesis!

Decades of controversy ensue, because observable data makes it less magical. What a piece of work the human mind is.
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