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post #1 of 457
9/28/09 at 2:22pm
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Here we go...
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post #2 of 457
9/28/09 at 2:24pm
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http://chud.com/articles/articles/20...928/Page1.html
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post #3 of 457
9/28/09 at 2:28pm
Good show, Nick. I look forward to seeing what new and dumbass things you bring to our attention every 24 hours, but will still savor the list of dumb and, of course, DSV.
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post #4 of 457
9/28/09 at 2:32pm
Interesting! Do you go to any lengths to ensure that these are not photoshopped? Anus Burger? Seems incredible they'd put that up
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post #5 of 457
9/28/09 at 2:35pm
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Someone switched the Angusburger to that, I assume.
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post #6 of 457
9/28/09 at 3:05pm
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Originally Posted by Nick Nunziata View Post
Someone switched the Angusburger to that, I assume.
Ah ok, that makes sense. Thanks for the info. I'd initially assumed it was a misspelling or something on the part of a BK employee. I once saw a theater advertise the "Bourne Ultimatem", so you never know.
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post #7 of 457
9/28/09 at 3:30pm
Excellent, Nick! I still love "The List of Dumb" (and the DSV, of course - a stunningly low-IQ that only a mother could love!), but it'll be great to have a daily dose to look forward to. Thanks!
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post #8 of 457
9/28/09 at 3:33pm
Thankyou. That made an absolutely shitty day just a little brighter.
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post #9 of 457
9/28/09 at 4:15pm
Truth in advertising. Whoever the brave whistle blower was, he's probably now part of the next batch of anusburgers.
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post #10 of 457
9/28/09 at 4:16pm
Outstanding! The List is one of my favourite regular features so I love this decision.
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post #11 of 457
9/28/09 at 4:37pm
An exceptionally strong write-up to start. I'm usually one of those "doesn't lol" types, but the Buttock with cheese pulled some volume out of me.
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post #12 of 457
9/29/09 at 1:03pm
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http://chud.com/articles/articles/20...929/Page1.html
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post #13 of 457
9/29/09 at 1:14pm
Daycare Sybian. Jesus christ.
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post #14 of 457
9/29/09 at 1:17pm
That can't be real. No company would ever put that word!
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post #15 of 457
9/29/09 at 1:21pm
...I'd go see Men Without Hats...

I've always enjoyed the random, distasteful captcha word pairings that spring up every now and then.
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post #16 of 457
9/29/09 at 1:28pm
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...I'd go see Men Without Hats...
Here ya go!
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post #17 of 457
9/29/09 at 1:55pm
That's a new one for the best Rossi references list ("Rossi after a bad day at the arcade" still holding on to the top slot).
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post #18 of 457
9/29/09 at 3:58pm
You're just asking for trouble when you add the word "raping" to your word-guessing-authentication databank.
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post #19 of 457
9/29/09 at 5:37pm
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I hope this catches on. Gonna do it on weekends too.
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post #20 of 457
9/30/09 at 2:14am
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That can't be real. No company would ever put that word!
As the one who submitted it, I assure you it is 100% legit. I entered the words and got two overpriced tickets to see my tanking team for my effort.
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post #21 of 457
9/30/09 at 12:36pm
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This one's for this kiddies:

http://chud.com/articles/articles/20...930/Page1.html
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post #22 of 457
9/30/09 at 12:40pm
I love the list of the dumb keep these coming Nick!
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post #23 of 457
9/30/09 at 12:48pm
Nick, at least your friends haven't decided they can make the term "ok' by changing it to "afro-engineer it!"
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post #24 of 457
9/30/09 at 12:48pm
WHAT.

Wow.
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post #25 of 457
9/30/09 at 12:53pm
Just please tell me it's not a church sign. Not that that would be surprising in the least, but lie to me.
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post #26 of 457
9/30/09 at 12:54pm
I think it's a testament to the veritable sea of ignorance and racism that I live in the middle of that this doesn't shock me in the slightest.
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post #27 of 457
9/30/09 at 1:30pm
What's a Ni5cer?
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post #28 of 457
9/30/09 at 1:58pm
I find the fact that the sign itself looks as if it were cobbled together with bubble gum, bailing twine and misspellings very telling.
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post #29 of 457
9/30/09 at 2:44pm
Good point about all the people you know who's opposing (and usually fucked up) viewpoints you come across on social networking sites, that you wouldn't really know of otherwise.
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post #30 of 457
9/30/09 at 3:05pm
$5 that's in front of a gun shop
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post #31 of 457
9/30/09 at 4:00pm
Welcome to the South, ladies and gents.

I'll bet $100 this was in either Alabama or Mississippi. Possibly Louisiana.
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post #32 of 457
9/30/09 at 4:03pm
It's nice to have utterly terrifying examples of dumb mixed in with the funny ones. Unreal.
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post #33 of 457
9/30/09 at 4:05pm
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Originally Posted by slop101 View Post
Good point about all the people you know who's opposing (and usually fucked up) viewpoints you come across on social networking sites, that you wouldn't really know of otherwise.
I can't tell you how many acquaintances/"friends" I now secretly despise and/or avoid altogether due to social networking sites and their marvelous ability to show what's really underneath.
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post #34 of 457
9/30/09 at 4:06pm
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There's one guy I really used to like in high school who posts some annoying anti-Obama rant EVERY FUCKING DAY.
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post #35 of 457
9/30/09 at 4:16pm
Wow. Just wow.
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post #36 of 457
9/30/09 at 6:16pm
Jesus Christ, that's horrendous.
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post #37 of 457
9/30/09 at 6:37pm
Race is the driving factor behind the motiviations of those who are out opposing Obama. This is just further proof. I never thought (groing up in Massachusetts in the 90s) that I'd see this kind of racism again in America in my life time.

Something in me makes me wish Sherman hadn't just burned Atlanta, but paved over it. Fuck these racist idiots.


PS This thread should be stickied, IMHO
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post #38 of 457
9/30/09 at 6:47pm
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Race is the driving factor behind the motiviations of those who are out opposing Obama. This is just further proof. I never thought (groing up in Massachusetts in the 90s) that I'd see this kind of racism again in America in my life time.
Of course not! You grew up in Massachusetts. Not knocking it, cuz I grew up in Mass, too. Know how many non-white people I knew? Two. Everyone else was some pale Irish motherfucker.
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post #39 of 457
10/1/09 at 11:48am
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http://chud.com/articles/articles/20...001/Page1.html
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post #40 of 457
10/1/09 at 11:51am
That's so hot. I bet he gets laid all the time.
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post #41 of 457
10/1/09 at 11:51am
Well, Kirk kind of had the physique during the later films...
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post #42 of 457
10/1/09 at 12:05pm
Wrong franchise, Porkins.
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post #43 of 457
10/1/09 at 12:10pm
That's Kirk from the alternate timeline where the Kobayashi Maru is a chain of all-you-can-eat Chinese/Japanese buffets. And "defeating the Kobayashi Maru" means eating at every location.
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post #44 of 457
10/1/09 at 12:12pm
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Wrong franchise, Porkins.
Fuck you buddy. Porkins is a hero to millions of Republic citizens. I will not have you use his name and sacrifice for cheap jokes.
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post #45 of 457
10/1/09 at 3:42pm
That "Kirk"'s too close eyes are unsettling.
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post #46 of 457
10/1/09 at 4:01pm
To say nothing of his itty bitty goatee being swallowed up by his numerous chins.
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post #47 of 457
10/2/09 at 10:40am
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http://chud.com/articles/articles/21...002/Page1.html
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post #48 of 457
10/2/09 at 10:50am
You could have a picnic and eat anusburgers at the groin!
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post #49 of 457
10/2/09 at 4:46pm
Groin Erosion? Sounds painful!
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post #50 of 457
10/3/09 at 5:48am
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http://chud.com/articles/articles/21...003/Page1.html
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