It seems every week there's some new obsession that sweeps the GOP. Right now it seems to be the strangely unpatriotic resistance to Chicago (and by extension America) getting the Olympic Games. Not long ago it was this strange fixation on Obama's Czars. Before that it was the baseless allegations of Obama not being born in Hawaii. Going back to the election, it was that Obama was an out of touch elitist because he liked Arugula. And then there was the '04 election where for some reason the right wing decided to declare war on France for no fucking reason.
I guess what I'm saying is that for some reason, Republicans love to obsess about some truly stupid shit. It goes back at least as far as the 1992 election cycle when Dan Quayle railed against Murphy Brown having a baby out of wedlock. For those who are too young to remember that, Murphy Brown was a fictional character on a sitcom. Ever since then it seems like it's one bizaare obsession after another for the GOP.
My own theory is that for the last two decades, the GOP has been intellectually bankrupt and it might even go further back than that. Maybe the last time the GOP had an intellectual boost was way back when Reagan was running. Since then, it's been all about lower taxes, more spending, and the cure all-vouchers. I guess if you can't talk about policy, then you have to talk about something. So why not talk about shit that makes no sense with as much righteous anger as possible?
Anyway, I thought it would be fun to discuss the past, present, and future false outrages of the GOP. I for one can't wait for what will make John Boehner clutch his pearls over next.
I guess what I'm saying is that for some reason, Republicans love to obsess about some truly stupid shit. It goes back at least as far as the 1992 election cycle when Dan Quayle railed against Murphy Brown having a baby out of wedlock. For those who are too young to remember that, Murphy Brown was a fictional character on a sitcom. Ever since then it seems like it's one bizaare obsession after another for the GOP.
My own theory is that for the last two decades, the GOP has been intellectually bankrupt and it might even go further back than that. Maybe the last time the GOP had an intellectual boost was way back when Reagan was running. Since then, it's been all about lower taxes, more spending, and the cure all-vouchers. I guess if you can't talk about policy, then you have to talk about something. So why not talk about shit that makes no sense with as much righteous anger as possible?
Anyway, I thought it would be fun to discuss the past, present, and future false outrages of the GOP. I for one can't wait for what will make John Boehner clutch his pearls over next.





