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Kate Beckinsale is the sexiest woman alive

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Thread Starter 
According to Esquire

Click link to see many more amazing photos.

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I wholeheartedly endorse this statement and applaud Esquire for their honesty.
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Truth. Those pictures just make me hate Len Wiseman even more.
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Finally some truth on the media!
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Jesus, that video is phenomenal.
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Eh. I thought she was hotter before she became a Hollywood cheese-bot.
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I'm guessing her agent got her this deal after they realised WHITEOUT was going to sink like a stone.
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Hot woman? Hell yes. Hottest woman alive?

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post #9 of 43
You mean she's not actually the sexiest woman alive??

Just be happy we get to watch her prance around in her undies and not Julia Roberts or Richard Gere or something.
post #10 of 43
She's great, but I've seen sexier women walk down Sunset Blvd.
post #11 of 43
The woman is gorgeous and she's in her mid 30's!
post #12 of 43
Behind every sexy woman alive is a shitty director who's tired of fucking her.
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Why is it that every time something like this comes up people love to state the obvious? Does anyone think that they're literally saying that she's the most beautiful out of the more than three billion women in the world? A few days ago I had an awesome steak which I immediately declared as the best steak ever. Did I mean that it was the finest piece of cooked meat ever consumed by a human? No, in fact it probably wasn't the best steak I've ever had. But if one my friends decided to point that out I'd probably have to throw the bone at his head.

Can't we just ogle at the pictures of the pretty lady and nod approvingly?
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Can't we just ogle at the pictures of the pretty lady and nod approvingly?
Actually... I was planning on doing a bit more than ogling.
post #15 of 43
Always thought she was one of the most attractive actresses out there. The woman has a flawless face, and the rest is pretty easy on the eyes. This is from the gallery on the Esquire website - not exactly the most glamorous photo, but pretty hot all the same...

post #16 of 43
#1 - Esquire names a "Sexiest Woman Alive" every year. They don't mean it LITERALLY.

#2 - Find out which hot actress has a movie coming out the month before, during or after the issue where they name their SWA, and you'll be able to guess who it is.
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Sure, she's gorgeous, but c'mon...

I mean, it's all plastic surgery. Give me someone more natural-looking any day.
post #18 of 43
She's pretty but I wish she'd go back to proper acting personally. There was a time she used to be mentioned in the same breath as Rachael Weisz in regards to talent.
post #19 of 43
Remember her in Branagh's "Much Ado..."?

That's how I want to remember her.
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Remember her in Branagh's "Much Ado..."?

That's how I want to remember her.
Ditto. I miss her chubby youthful cheeks.
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Does anyone think that they're literally saying that she's the most beautiful out of the more than three billion women in the world?
It says "Sexiest woman alive"...pretty fucking bold statement.

I understand it's a stupid mens magazine, but couldn't they have claimed something else like, "Sexiest Hollywood actress alive"? Or "Sexiest actress with a film in theaters"?

I'm temped to sue for false advertising.
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Ditto. I miss her chubby youthful cheeks.
...and just a hint of overbite. That, and she was a fierce young talent in it too.
post #23 of 43
I have no problem with Esquire's bold statement, as long as they don't make the same claim a few months from now with Megan Fox in a pictorial this time.
post #24 of 43
I think she's a complete charisma vacuum onscreen, but there's nothing to complain about when it comes to her appearance. She's right at or near the top of the list of women guys would love to pull a Face/Off with their girlfriends.

(in theory)
post #25 of 43
Kate Beckinsale is pretty, but she's no Charlize.

post #26 of 43
Charlize is fine. But its all a matter of taste.
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Charlize is fine. But its all a matter of taste.
I was working on a joke for that, but my brain is on life-support.

They are both, in fact, quite beautiful. And I'm not even into women.
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Charlize is definitely a better actress. But Beckinsdale is so easy on the eyes that she almost makes any crap she's in bearable (e.g Whiteout).
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Whatever your opinion of Beckinsale, I think we can all agree on this: fuck Len Wiseman.
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Originally Posted by felix natalya
But Beckinsdale is so easy on the eyes that she almost makes any crap she's in bearable (e.g Whiteout).
That's what made me realize how terrible an actress she actually is. With how adorable she is, and the lovely accent, I should care about her character in any film she's in. Yet I never have... except caring about her wardrobe.

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Whatever your opinion of Beckinsale, I think we can all agree on this: fuck Len Wiseman.
Why? Guy's livin' the dream! He lets us all realize that despite a complete lack of anything resembling talent, we could all become famous directors and bang hot british starlets!

Actually, that's another strike against Beckinsale. She could have essentially anyone, and she chose HIM?!? If she had any clue what makes a good director, could she really look him in the eye?

I wonder if she makes him face the other way when they screw...
post #31 of 43
Well, its not as if she's banging Brett Ratner. I suppose Wiseman could be a nice enough person despite his lack of talent.

Beckinsdale is beautiful. But she's not a very engaging actress. She's got that blank expression that makes it difficult to emphathise with her. Though I heard she was good in Snow Angels.
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Why? Guy's livin' the dream! He lets us all realize that despite a complete lack of anything resembling talent, we could all become famous directors and bang hot british starlets
Len Wiseman's a famous director?
post #33 of 43
Thread Starter 
One of my favorite stories about Kate. TMZ has video of Kate flashing her boob to her kids and then grabbing her husband's crotch.
post #34 of 43
Robert Poste's Choooild!!!



Odd, how she comes across looking younger AN older than she is now in the photo...
Has she had any work done?

As for Ambler's point, I'm actually kind of in agreement. I know the 'MOST WHATEVER EVER!' label means nothing and is used as such, but it never ceases to annoy me when anyone exclaims something to be the best ever. Lots of people I know do it, and it always makes me pause a beat. I generally try to avoid such hyperbole. But I'm also a pretty dull dude.
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Kate Beckinsale has definitely gotten BETTER with age (with or without surgery).
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What the...people actually take "World's Greatest [whatever]" literally? I mean, they sell fucking coffee mugs adorned with that slogan for, like, anything. Dad. Lover. Folk Rocker. You don't actually need to qualify to earn the right to buy them.
post #37 of 43
I'm waiting for Kanye West to come into this thread and set all of us straight.
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Robert Poste's Choooild!!!



Odd, how she comes across looking younger AN older than she is now in the photo...
Has she had any work done?
I don't think she's really had anything major done. Most of her features seem the same in these two pics compared with the one you posted. Only difference really seems to be makeup, hair & better lighting. Well, that and probably 10 years or so, which is the remarkable part.



I recently did a portrait for a friend who wanted a decent photo for her Facebook page. This is a normal shot of her (girl on the right) from my birthday party in July, and here's the one I did recently. Again, the only difference is hair, makeup, & lighting...
post #39 of 43
She's had some facial work done, nothing massive. And I'd bet she's had her breasts augmented in some way. She's lost considerable weight from when she was younger and did a nude scene or two. But her breasts stayed the same size, with rather intense perfect round cleavage that has stretch marks.
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Rawrr!!:

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My biggest complaint is that in the 90's movie in which she did a nude scene, she had a horrible short haircut. Please go back and remake that scene with current hairstyle. Thanks.
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Dear Santa, all I want for Christmas is:

post #43 of 43
Wouldn't kick her out of bed, but I prefer Rachel Weiz.

Actually I'd prefer them together.
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