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How did you feel emotionally the first time you got killed and tea-bagged in a game?

post #1 of 31
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I would say it was pretty dramatic and emotionally scarring for me, personally. It's actually not really much different than getting raped physically, in my opinion, and according to various psychological studies.

You grow to not only play your character, but become and look up to them as a hero or role-model. Seeing your character not only fall to the ground in an awkward fashion is jarring enough, but then to have a random stranger sexually assault the downed victim with a crouching tea-bag is completely over-the-top harassment. I was once tea-bagged by the same person four times in a game, and I was so disgusted that I not only reported him, but I also called the proper authorities to capture him as a sexual predator.

How can tea-bagging a dead corpse (in-game or offline) be considered a sane or mentally stable conception? I see tea-bagging as more or less a way an upcoming sexual predator tests the waters for what he could get away with in reality.

"We've found that four out of five test subjects that tea-bag in a competitive multiplayer video game experience become child molesters or sexual predators within three to four months, in actuality," stated Dr. Charles Foster Ofdensen of Harvard University's Tea-Bag Rape Crisis Research Center.

"It's a problem we're seeing in huge masses, growing in mid-younger generations. If this continues, I think we'll have a huge crisis of a new generation of child molester or predator that over-populates the non-child molester or predator demographic," he continued.

"People laugh at this like it's a joke, but when a typical tickle-fight becomes something much more sinister, I think the joke will be on them," Ofdensen concluded.
post #2 of 31
What the hell are you talking about?
post #3 of 31
haha
post #4 of 31
Sorry, we don't host tryouts for "The Onion" here. That *was* an attempt at satire, right?
post #5 of 31
If Leto II was Native American his name would be Tries Too Hard.
post #6 of 31
Well I grew up playing Golden Eye, which existed before tea bagging. So the first time I was tea bagged and the first time I was killed in a game (multi-player game, I assume you mean) were different events.

It does not bother me emotionally in multi-player games the way it can in single player ones. Though tea-bagging is dumb and juvenile, it does not cause any mental scarring.
post #7 of 31
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It does not bother me emotionally in multi-player games the way it can in single player ones. Though tea-bagging is dumb and juvenile, it does not cause any mental scarring.
In which game do you get tea-bagged in the single player?
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In which game do you get tea-bagged in the single player?
No game. I was tackling the question of death in a game, not tea bagging. I started playing games before there was such a thing, so I was talking about my feelings about the death of the character I am playing in a given game, and comparing my feelings during a multiplayer game versus a single player.
post #9 of 31
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No game. I was tackling the question of death in a game, not tea bagging. I started playing games before there was such a thing, so I was talking about my feelings about the death of the character I am playing in a given game, and comparing my feelings during a multiplayer game versus a single player.
My mistake - carry on!
post #10 of 31
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My mistake - carry on!
No worries, I worded things less than clearly I guess.
post #11 of 31
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In which game do you get tea-bagged in the single player?
Metal Gear Solid 4 and Resident Evil 5 have single player campaigns that are roughly the equivalent of being teabagged. Or so I'd imagine.
post #12 of 31
So many people disagree with you that it hurts, Trevor. It hurts.
post #13 of 31
Reading this thread is the equivalent of having balls dragged on the forehead...
post #14 of 31
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Originally Posted by Lima Oscar Lima View Post
Reading this thread is the equivalent of having balls dragged on the forehead...
...or having to listen to this guy...

post #15 of 31
I read this thread then immediately teabagged my neighbor's dog and three cats. Is teabagging animals the next step toward human teabagging? I hope so.
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...or having to listen to this guy...

"diabeetus!"
post #17 of 31
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So many people disagree with you that it hurts, Trevor. It hurts.
Well, I suppose some people do enjoy being teabagged. Who am I to judge?
post #18 of 31
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I recently watched a 60 Minutes report on tea-bagging, and they estimate that in our present state, a youth could realistically expect to be violated upwards of several hundred times in their lifetime. After this staggering statistic was read, there was an impromptu moment of silence. It was quite shocking, and moved everyone on set to tears.

I've never been so saddened and moved by a piece of reporting; so many thoughts came to my mind, so many repressed memories came to the forefront and have affected my ability to function as a normal and productive member of society.

I was recently tea-bagged, by a smoker in Left 4 Dead. The disgusting and vile green smoke intruding every fiber of my being, held down, defenseless, while listening to the gurgle. The gurgle... And a part of me was left for dead that day -- a part of my innocence, my trust, was left on a digital playground for sickos and the mentally unstable. Dr. Ofdensen is absolutely spot-on with his analysis and conclusion, I fear that 2 out of every 3 people I pass on the street is eyeballing me with intent to tea-bag and/or molest a child.

I would like to set up a support group for Teabaggies, and a system to catch these predators. We can fight back.
post #19 of 31
Nope, still not funny.
post #20 of 31
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Originally Posted by Leto II
jibber jabber
I want to teabag you so badly right now.
post #21 of 31
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If I ever get on ODST with you guys, I am so betraying you and meatflagging your corpses over a railing. (Actually, I lie somewhat -- I'd NEVER betray a teammate.)

However, Greg Jennings just sent me a message stating that he's going to tea-bag the entire Vikings' secondary on MNF.

Just sayin'.
post #22 of 31
Can everyone stop saying "Teabagging"?

This isn't as bad as Danco's drivel, but its not much better either.
post #23 of 31
Thread Starter 
Yeah, and that wasn't Plasma that came out of the one grenade, nor was it Grunt blood I was wiping off the back of your uniform...sorry.

It truly is a problem affecting most Americans today. Now, I'm more of a "live-and-let" type of dude, and don't mind getting 'bagged in Saint's Row, or when Niko gets a little action on the side from his cousin. But when I'm unwinding with a nice game of Peggle, I don't expect that kind of smut to follow me around.

Maybe from the Zen Owl, but Steve had absolutely no right. *NO* right whatsoever.
post #24 of 31
Still unfunny. Watching you post is like being forced to play Shaq Fu all over again.
post #25 of 31
He's still at this? It's like the guy who trips in public, but plays it off like he meant to do it by breaking out into a jog. But much less funny.
post #26 of 31
Im amzed by how much effort he's put into a thread that could have been doen in one post:

"Dont like teabagging? Then dont play Halo".

And why yes, I've never been teabagged.
post #27 of 31
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Fie upon all you false mendicants -- this individual was quite disturbed. He was constantly talking about shooting 'roids, and started chanting, "Give me a T! Give me a B! Give me an A! Give me a G!!" while doing the deed.

And I remember who he was very well, because I looked at his avatar, and it was really disturbing. Golden hair and dark pink pom-poms. I'll remember that evil look forever. I'm glad MS has our backs on this issue, at the very least.
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I don't even know what that means but it's the funniest thing in this thread.
post #30 of 31
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post #31 of 31
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I don't even know what that means but it's the funniest thing in this thread.
It means Barney's surfing.
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