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Inbreeding is no substitute for intelligence...

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http://abclocal.go.com/wpvi/story?se...rre&id=7050237

I have no words for this... ok, maybe I do.

ALBERTVILLE, Ala. (AP) - October 6, 2009 -- An Alabama woman has been charged with endangering the welfare of a child after police say she let her daughter ride in a cardboard box on top of their van.


Albertville Police spokesman Sgt. Jamie Smith said the 37-year-old woman was arrested Sunday after police received a call about a minivan on a state highway with a child riding on top.

Smith said the woman told police the box was too big to go inside the van, and that her daughter was inside the box to hold it down.

Smith said the mother told officers it was safe because she had the box secured to the van with a clothes hanger.

The 13-year-old daughter wasn't harmed and was turned over to a relative. A jail worker said the mother was out on bond Monday.

Fuck the kid! We need that goddamned box!
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WHAAAATS IN THE BOX?!?!?!
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Put your hand in the box...
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Fuckin' Bevo's great, man. He's always sendin' us primo box.
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That stupid song about listening to Sweet Home Alabama is just playing on the radio as I read this thread. Synergy!
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You could tell she'd hit puberty when she developed a roof rack.
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I'm either really glad or really horrified that this thread consists of nothing but jokes about and movie references to the word box.
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Originally Posted by wydren View Post
I'm either really glad or really horrified that this thread consists of nothing but jokes about and movie references to the word box.
DID SOMEONE SAY "BOX"???



"Fish, and plankton. And sea greens, and protein from the sea. It's all here, ready. Fresh as harvest day!!"
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You could tell she'd hit puberty when she developed a roof rack.
Your box, sir, is GREEN.
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It's called a Magic Box...

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BOCKS

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So now we can't even ride on the roof of a van in a cardboard box!?!?! The nanny state is out of control! Nice job, fun pigs!
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Originally Posted by Feral Akodon View Post
It's called a Magic Box...
. . . and if you play with it long enough, a dude with nails thru his head will drag you to hell.
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