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Church to hold Halloween Book Barbecue

post #1 of 31
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Sigh.

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A Baptist Church near Asheville, N.C., is hosting a "Halloween book burning" to purge the area of "Satan's" works, which include all non-King James versions of the Bible, popular books by many religious authors and even country music.

The website for the Amazing Grace Baptist Church in Canton, N.C., says there are "scriptural bases" for the book burning. The site quotes Acts 19:18-20: "And many that believed, came and confessed and shewed their deeds. Many of them also which used curious arts, brought their books together, and burned them before all men: and they counted the price of them, and found it fifty thousand pieces of silver. So mightily grew the word of God and prevailed."

Church leaders deem Good News for Modern Man, the Evidence Bible, the New International Version Bible, the Green Bible and the Message Bible, as well as at least seven other versions of the Bible as "Satan's Bibles," according to the website. Attendees will also set fire to "Satan's popular books" such as the work of "heretics" including the Pope, Mother Teresa, Billy Graham and Rick Warren.
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post #2 of 31
The guy from YouAreDumb.net had a pretty good write up about this last week. It can be found here.

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I don't even get angry about book burning anymore. Book burning is quaint and laughable. It's like these North Carolina pigfuckers are members of the Society for Douchey Anachronism, carrying out re-enactments of the kind of douchey behavior that used to matter a whole lot in the Dark Ages, but now is just a historical curiosity. Come on down to the Book Burning Faire, and relive a simpler time, when knowledge had physical form!

But it's 2009. Burn a book, and I can get two-day shipping and replace it from Amazon. Or get it electronically. You can't burn a book if it's on a Kindle. Well, you can, but you have to be Amazon to do it, not some easily-excitable small-town bluenose with a hard-on for Harry Potter. Google's got millions of books online. There's Wikipedia. There's BitTorrent. Go ahead, burn that wicked, Satanic country music CD. I'll be over here pulling it out of the FUCKING AIR into my MAGIC POCKET BOX. Sure, not everyone can do this right now, due to economic or technological limitations, but it gets cheaper and more ubiquitous every single year.

All you're doing is making a symbolic gesture, and all the symbolic gesture is doing is painting you as a retrograde laughingstock. Oh, and marking yourselves with the smell of book-soot and the fumes from melted jewel cases, so that we'll know you when you walk amongst us.
post #3 of 31
I find this funny only because the burning of a bible is the only way to properly dispose of one in most Christian religions.
post #4 of 31
I had no idea Satan was such prolific writer. And a recording artist to boot?
post #5 of 31
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I had no idea Satan was such prolific writer. And a recording artist to boot?
Yeah, but the design for his "Smell The Brimstone" tour shirts this past summer really sucked. I'd burn 'em too - they weren't even pre-shrunk!
post #6 of 31
Because nothing shows your objection to the evils of Paganism like a Nazi style book burning.....
post #7 of 31
They should bring in Slayer and Deicide to provide a good book burning atmosphere.
post #8 of 31
So the Pope is a Heretic? Huh.
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Originally Posted by billylove View Post
They should bring in Slayer
"I keep Harry Potter in a pool of blood so that none of its lies can affect me!"

*screaming guitars*
post #10 of 31
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The guy from YouAreDumb.net had a pretty good write up about this last week. It can be found here.
Spot on.

And I think that deep down even kooks like these know they are fighting a losing battle. It's a battle they have been slowly losing for centuries and save for an actual act of god, will keep losing until whichever power and influence they still have will be as much of a memory as the Druids. That's why they seem to be acting up more. For all of their brief and mostly localized in the US resurgence they are going down and they know it. All we have to do is keep a close eye on them so that they won't harm someone when they have their death spasm. Kind of a grim metaphor but I'm in a grim mood.

Maybe I should pray for some relief.
post #11 of 31
I wish this was happening close to where I live. Being around those motherfuckers would be far more frightening than any haunted house.
post #12 of 31
I wonder if they're eventually going to burn stuff from the Conservative Bible Project.
post #13 of 31
I wish they would just burn themselves instead.
post #14 of 31
While I can't condone the book burning, I feel the need to cheer them on for burning the country music. PLEASE say they're burning Toby Keith and Rascall Flats. I'd even say they could burn a book for every copy of those CD's they incinerate if it helps.
post #15 of 31
Son, we're pilgrims on an unholy land...
post #16 of 31
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While I can't condone the book burning, I feel the need to cheer them on for burning the country music. PLEASE say they're burning Toby Keith and Rascall Flats. I'd even say they could burn a book for every copy of those CD's they incinerate if it helps.
What I never got about book burning (and this includes the CD's above) is that you actually have to buy the book to burn it. So you're giving money to the author of those books and CD's.
post #17 of 31
I bet this church has about 11 members, and yet it's news.
post #18 of 31
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14, actually. But still, fuck all those 14 people.
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14, actually. But still, fuck all those 14 people.
I'm personally hoping that an errant ember burns the place to the ground. Then we can watch their heads explode as their insurance company denies them because it was an act of God.
post #20 of 31
"Attendees will also set fire to "Satan's popular books" such as the work of "heretics" including the Pope, Mother Teresa, Billy Graham and Rick Warren."

To be fair, these four people are huge assholes.
post #21 of 31
How about we make a deal -- I'll tolerate all the "put the Christ back in Christmas" stuff if they'll leave Halloween the fuck alone.
post #22 of 31
It's not just the books that are the tools of Satan, it's the fun-sized Snickers too!

"Demonic" candy "Prayed over by witches"? Can someone please lend these people a Delorean? I get the impression the 21st century is leaving them faaaar behind
post #23 of 31
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To be fair, these four people are huge assholes.
You should write Chick tracts.

The good thing is that maybe some of these guys will burn themselves in the exercise.
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Originally Posted by Richard Dickson View Post
How about we make a deal -- I'll tolerate all the "put the Christ back in Christmas" stuff if they'll leave Halloween the fuck alone.
You know, that's a good point. I agree with this wholeheartedly.

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It's not just the books that are the tools of Satan, it's the fun-sized Snickers too!

"Demonic" candy "Prayed over by witches"? Can someone please lend these people a Delorean? I get the impression the 21st century is leaving them faaaar behind
Wow. So demonic possession can be passed through candy?
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You know, that's a good point. I agree with this wholeheartedly.


Wow. So demonic possession can be passed through candy?
Aparently. So.. "King Sized Snickers", fit for the King of Kings. "Fun Sized Snickers"? We all know that only The Devil endorses fun!
post #26 of 31
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You should write Chick tracts.
Huh? I looked up what those are, and I don't follow. Why should I do this? I don't actually agree with these douchebags burning any book, I'm just saying, those four people mentioned are all, you know...awful people.
post #27 of 31
Whatever you say Christopher.
post #28 of 31
?

I have no idea what that means.
post #29 of 31
Thread Starter 
Not so much a barbecue as a...well...
post #30 of 31
Worst recycling ever.
post #31 of 31

To quote Bill Maher: if you belonged to a club ascociated with this much misogyny, biogtry violence and hate.. wouldn't you resign?

 

 

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LOUISVILLE, Ky. -- When Stella Harville brought her black boyfriend to her family's all-white church in rural Kentucky, she thought nothing of it. She and Ticha Chikuni worshipped there whenever they were in town, and he even sang before the congregation during one service.

Then in August, a member of Gulnare Free Will Baptist Church told Harville's father that Chikuni couldn't sing there anymore. And last Sunday, in a moment that seems from another time, church members voted 9-6 to bar mixed-race couples from joining the congregation.

The policy has drawn a firestorm of criticism in just a few days and sent church leaders scrambling to overturn it, perhaps as early as Sunday. The executive secretary of the church's national organization said he has been inundated with angry phone calls, and had an inch-high stack of emails printed out on his desk.

"We are not a group of racist people," said Keith Burden of the National Association of Free Will Baptists. "We have been labeled that obviously because of the actions of nine people."

The resolution approved by the Gulnare church says it does not condone interracial marriage and "parties of such marriages will not be received as members, nor will they be used in worship services and other church functions, with the exception being funerals."

Ballots were cast after the service, attended by about 35 to 40 people, but it wasn't clear why so few people voted.

The church member and former pastor who pushed for the vote, Melvin Thompson, wouldn't tell The Associated Press why he did it.

"I am not racist. I will tell you that. I am not prejudiced against any race of people, have never in my lifetime spoke evil" about a race, Thompson said earlier this week in a brief interview. "That's what this is being portrayed as, but it is not."

Thompson stepped down as pastor earlier this year for health reasons, according to Harville's dad, Dean Harville. He said it was Thompson who told him that Chikuni couldn't sing at the church, a small, one-story red brick building with few windows and a white steeple.

After giving interviews earlier this week, the church's current pastor, Stacy Stepp, and several other church members did not return phone calls Friday. One of the members said they were shocked. Stepp said he voted against the measure and would work to overturn it.

The national group distanced itself from the resolution in a statement Thursday, saying it "neither condemns nor disallows" interracial marriage.

It said the church was working to reverse its policy and added, "We encourage the church to follow through with this action."

Harville, who is now engaged to Chikuni, said earlier this week that she felt betrayed by the church.

"Whether they keep the vote or overturn it, it's going to be hard for me go back there," she told AP.

Gulnare is a small town in Pike County, in eastern Kentucky. The county celebrates its Appalachian heritage in the spring with the Hillbilly Days Festival in downtown Pikeville, the county seat, and the Apple Blossom Festival in Elkhorn City, according to a tourism website.

Harville is working on her master's degree in optical engineering at an Indiana college. She met Chikuni, who is from Zimbabwe, at Georgetown College in central Kentucky.

"It's like we were kind of blindsided," Harville said of the church's action.

More than 40 years ago, the U.S. Supreme Court knocked down a Virginia statute barring whites from marrying nonwhites, overturning bans in 15 other states. But while interracial marriages have soared since then, many churches remain largely segregated.

Curtiss Paul DeYoung, a professor at Bethel College who has studied interracial churches, said church members opposed to a more diverse church usually just go somewhere else.

"Rarely today do you see it so blatantly come to a vote. Usually people just leave but they don't say much about it," DeYoung said. "I think this is still one of the last hurdles around race for a lot of folks in this country. It's just rarely stated this bluntly."

The Free Will Baptists trace their history to the 18th century. They emphasized the Arminian doctrine of free will, free grace, and free salvation, in contrast to most Baptists, who were Calvinists and believed Christ died only for those predestined to be saved.

There are some 4,200 churches worldwide. The National Association of Free Will Baptists organized in Nashville, Tenn., in 1935 and is now based in Antioch, Tenn.

The group said in its statement that the denomination has no official policy regarding interracial couples "because it has not been an issue."

In all seriousness this shouldn't be legal. Your church votes to refuse to allow interracial couples? They won't perform interracial marriages? Well say good bye to your tax exempt status. In the united states we're all equal, and citing "religion" as the cause of your Jim Crow policies shouldn't allow you to get away with it

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