Holy shit naked guy no no nooooo...

lol good old fashioned cop work.
"He wanted to be seen naked"
....by the millions who cut across his lawn at 5am.

Making coffee inside his own house, naked, at 5:30 in the morning. Is there no limit to the guy's perversion? Did the police check his basement for dead raped school kids?

Or alternatively, why didn't the police tell that nosy, creepy asshole, pathetic excuse of a neighbor to go fuck herself? Is it really illegal to be naked inside your own home, because some pervert might be looking through your windows?

we should protest in support of him. . . . naked.

How is this political?

the peeper saw his ACORNs, Brad!

I saw this story on Huffpo yesterday, and was about to get around to posting it when I noticed the crack news team at Chud had already beaten me to it! Good catch, guys


Anyway, as for the story itself, you have no idea how mad it makes me to read that. Are we no longer going to have privacy in our own homes? The idea that you could be making coffee by yourself in your own house and you somehow are able to be lawfully for cited indecent exposure is just mind boggling.

Do you now have to live in fear of a sudden knock at the door every time you choose to leave the curtains open in your house? Should we all just retreat to windowless caves??

I mean, I live in Massachusetts, where (I hope..) stuff like this would not happen. Still though, deeply upsetting that just living your life in a way that you find comfortable could count as something "indecent". Reminds me of why I am, at heart, a libertarian and not a Democrat (despite my voting record). At the very least the libertarians trust me to buy flavored cigarettes if I want them, and I assume they'd also consider how you choose to make coffee in the privacy of your own home (keyword: private) as your own darn buisness

What the fuck?

STOP QUOTING HER, PEOPLE. Christ.

Re: the naked guy story: eh, it's no big thing.*

*Or so I hear! Pow! Zing!

Um, WTF indeed. Is there something I said that was unclear...? Here's the Cliff Notes: I'm pro-privacy in your own home

I haven't tried coffee naked. Does it make the coffee taste better?

no, but if you can handle the pain, bacon is

That's what aprons are for!

That's cheating, and you know it.

Wouldn it be easier to make the bacon first, then gey unbdressed and eat it?
Or is this an S&M, pain vs reward" thing.
mark my words, someday, Futurama's "Black Bar generator" is going to get invented, for real.

All you really need is clothes for the side of you facing the boiling-fat splatter. Like an apron. You do not need an entire outfit just to cook bacon.


Or just microwave your bacon like a normal person (I know.. I know... it's more delicious fried, but then, isn't everything?)

Can I quote this? I cant get enough of it!

Hey, that's cheating! Shut your goddamn cheating mouth, cheating whore.

So, the cops aren't going to question Mrs. Kravitz for looking into her neighbor's window? It's his fault because he's naked at home? All righty, then.

I agree completely. Is "peeping" no longer an offense of any kind?

Oh, and is that from Bewitched, Lisa? Nice reference there lol

So, if Bush was still in power, would a law for polarized windows be approved?

Unless the guy was standing at his window, doing the helicopter with his cock at school kids that passed by, fuck the neighbor and fuck the police.

Wow, no kidding. They showed that clip of him coming down the stairs in his sandals 3 times in addition to a closeup of those sandals. I hate the hippie already! Diabolical.

hey man

sometimes to really savour the pleasure that is bacon, you need to pass the test of PAIN!!!!



....dammit now i want some bacon