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Would you pay $140,000 to kiss Charlize Theron?

post #1 of 22
10/24/09 at 4:13pm
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This chick did.

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post #2 of 22
10/24/09 at 4:18pm
If I was a billionaire, sure. But I'd also amuse myself by tossing 140K in hundreds onto casino floors so I could chortle with glee from my private secluded balconies as the proles fervently rushed to and fro.
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post #3 of 22
10/24/09 at 4:20pm
Worse someone paid $280,000 to kiss Jeremy Piven. Charlize was stalling at $37,000 and was pissed Piven was getting more.
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post #4 of 22
10/24/09 at 4:24pm
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Originally Posted by Anyawatchin Angel;2731749[B
]Worse someone paid $280,000 to kiss Jeremy Piven. [/B] Charlize was stalling at $37,000 and was pissed Piven was getting more.
Eww..
I mean, he is great on Entourage... but eww...
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post #5 of 22
10/24/09 at 5:53pm
So, if a dude gets busted for getting a $20 blowjob, just tell the cop the hooker works for the United Way. The money's going to charity.
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post #6 of 22
10/24/09 at 5:56pm
I generally dislike wwttd and other such gossip sites, but damn if this
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OneXOne’s plan to get two girls to get it on for charity seems much better than my idea, which is to have two girls get it on in exchange for releasing them.
wasn't funny.
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post #7 of 22
10/24/09 at 7:24pm
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I generally dislike wwttd and other such gossip sites, but damn if this


wasn't funny.
wwtdd is the only funny one. The jokes can be predictable, but no site mercilessly takes the shit out of pointless celebrities like it does.
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post #8 of 22
10/24/09 at 9:20pm
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Originally Posted by Anyawatchin Angel View Post
Worse someone paid $280,000 to kiss Jeremy Piven.
And now that woman has mercury poisoning.
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post #9 of 22
10/24/09 at 9:40pm
Don't all gossip sites supposedly operate on the "celebrities should be ripped apart" mentality, and then fall back on the "without us they'd have no careers" paradigm, to justify their meaningless existence ?
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post #10 of 22
10/24/09 at 9:46pm
Whatever. I'm just a sucker for rape jokes, no matter how risible the source.
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post #11 of 22
10/24/09 at 10:27pm
One dollar and some breath mints.




It's all I've got.
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post #12 of 22
10/24/09 at 11:01pm
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Originally Posted by Name_user View Post
Don't all gossip sites supposedly operate on the "celebrities should be ripped apart" mentality, and then fall back on the "without us they'd have no careers" paradigm, to justify their meaningless existence ?
yeah but most of them are boring. I am bothered by the fact I am aware of people like Kim Kardashian, and wwtdd gives me catharsis. The other sites just tell me what they ate for lunch.
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post #13 of 22
10/24/09 at 11:21pm
I'd pay $140 to grand to more than just kiss her.
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post #14 of 22
10/24/09 at 11:21pm
It depends on where I get to kiss her.
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post #15 of 22
10/25/09 at 8:43am
Wouldn't it have been great if after she'd won the competition and gone up there, Charlize walked out in the full-on Monster makeup job?
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post #16 of 22
10/25/09 at 1:04pm
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It depends on where I get to kiss her.
You get 20 seconds to fully probe and lavish attention on her golden thatched vulva, anus, and grundle with your hungry tongue all you want. Is that sufficient information to answer the question?
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post #17 of 22
10/25/09 at 1:07pm
I had to google grundle.
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post #18 of 22
10/25/09 at 1:24pm
I noticed nobody mentioned any tongue. There better be some tonsil hockey (and more!) at that price, and it best be magnificent. It also better be longer, MUCH longer than 20 seconds (tips hat to Overlord).
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post #19 of 22
10/25/09 at 2:59pm
Two minutes...
Open mouth with full tongue-age...
Ass grabbing...hers and mine.
Crotch grinding...same as above.

and if I don't hear a moan escape her lips, even if only a fake one... then no one gets paid.
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post #20 of 22
10/25/09 at 3:19pm
I bet if it were Megan Fox, car titles and deeds to homes would have been involved in the bidding. Maybe first borns and body organs.
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post #21 of 22
10/25/09 at 3:58pm
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I had to google grundle.
Urban dictionary!
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Also, (Obscure) Unkempt, often awkward character who just doesn't seem to fit with the rest of the group. Unrelated to 1; originated in Cape Breton, Canada, but has spread as far as Australia.
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post #22 of 22
10/26/09 at 1:41am
Besides whale-watching, the claim to Cape Breton's fame, grundle-watching. Poor folks.
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