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Originally Posted by Diva View Post
Anytime I need a laugh, I watch this. It never gets old.
Damn you! I can't believe I wasted another 9 minutes of my life being transfixed by that kooky-ass video I'd already seen before! All 9 mind-numbing minutes of sentence fragments, random sound effects, cackling, and crazy! I couldn't turn away!

If that is really the video they showed at the ceremony for Cruise's IAS Freedom Medal of Valor (sounds a lot like the Montgomery Burns Award for Outstanding Achievement in the Field of Excellence, don't it?), not only are Scientologists crazy, they put on a really shitty show and have no sense of presentation. Or yea... maybe it's a perfect sense for crazy people...
post #52 of 63
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Originally Posted by mcnooj82 View Post
If that is really the video they showed at the ceremony for Cruise's IAS Freedom Medal of Valor (sounds a lot like the Montgomery Burns Award for Outstanding Achievement in the Field of Excellence, don't it?), not only are Scientologists crazy, they put on a really shitty show and have no sense of presentation. Or yea... maybe it's a perfect sense for crazy people...
Check out their officially approved videos for more crazy - especially this one. Cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs! Cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs!
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post #54 of 63
The bit towards the end of that Cruise video where he says to just "get people on board or get them out of the arena" was unbelievably creepy. I think I may check for Tom Cruise under my bed tonight before I go to sleep.
post #55 of 63
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So, I am now painfully aware that you might see this an attack and just as easily use things I have confessed over the years to smear my name. Well, luckily I have never held myself up to be anyone's role model.
This is the bit that got me - is this why people stay in the church? They confess things in counselling which the church then uses to blackmail them for more more money and to keep them in line?
post #56 of 63
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Originally Posted by FilmNerdJamie View Post
<snip> especially this one. Cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs! Cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs!
I like this version better...
post #57 of 63
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Originally Posted by Ludwig View Post
I like this version better...
Touche.
post #58 of 63
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Originally Posted by Ludwig View Post
I like this version better...
I like how a related video is "Jizz In My Pants".
post #59 of 63
I never paid any attention to who Paul Haggis was religiously affiliated with but finding out he was a Scientologist gives a lot of credence to all those Hollywood/Scientologist conspiracies. Before now it always pained me that the creator of Walker Texas Ranger won an Oscar for writing.
post #60 of 63
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Originally Posted by mr_adam View Post
This is the bit that got me - is this why people stay in the church? They confess things in counselling which the church then uses to blackmail them for more more money and to keep them in line?
Pretty much.
post #61 of 63
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Originally Posted by TzuDohNihm View Post
Pretty much.
That's my understanding as well. The 'church' makes a point of really getting into the details of your life, personally and financially.
post #62 of 63
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Originally Posted by Name_user View Post
I think if Cruise ever pulled a Haggis it would be one of the more damaging instances in their history. A minor celebrity disillusioned in their ranks is one thing, but their chief lap dog joining the "dark side" that would be something else.
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I doubt that would ever happen though. The guy just seems way to far gone. But I guess you never know.
His only hope is his child.

Suri, I am your father!!!!


No!!!!!!
post #63 of 63
Shit, I didn't realize this had two pages. Sorry.
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