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Punching a zombie....

post #1 of 6
10/26/09 at 1:44pm
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Because if you see a zombie, you gotta punch it. Hard. In the face. Twice.

I really should start using this as a excuse to punch more people...

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IOWA CITY, Iowa — Iowa City police are investigating an early morning assault in which a man accused another of being a zombie, then punched him twice. Police said the assault occurred at 1:17 a.m. Sunday at an Iowa City restaurant south of the University of Iowa campus.

A man was ordering food when he was approached by another man who called him a zombie, then hit him in the eye. When the victim tried to call police on his cell phone, the man punched him again, breaking his nose.

The man then ran out a back door.

The victim was taken by ambulance to a hospital.
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post #2 of 6
10/26/09 at 1:51pm
"That is one NUTTY restaurant!"

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post #3 of 6
10/26/09 at 1:55pm
Zombies and Tootsie, all in the same thread. Gotta love it, Lisa

We had our annual 'Zombie Pub Crawl' a few weeks ago in Minneapolis: essentially, a few hundred people dress up in full zombie regalia and hit the downtown bars asking for BRAINS (most of the bars participate and offer drink specials to zombies asking for brains). I betcha that the altercation described in Martin's post happened a few times that night.
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post #4 of 6
10/26/09 at 9:35pm
Well, at least he went for the head shot, so he's down on his zombie lore.

Now, if only I was down on my Tootsie lore...
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post #5 of 6
10/26/09 at 10:04pm
I wish I could think of something witty to say here, but I honestly don't know what to make of this.
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post #6 of 6
10/26/09 at 10:11pm
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Iowa City police are investigating an early morning assault in which a man accused another of being a zombie, then punched him twice.
Idiot. That's sharks.
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