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Wile E. Coyote wanted for questioning

post #1 of 22
10/29/09 at 5:12pm
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Canadian folk singer killed by coyotes.
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post #2 of 22
10/29/09 at 5:14pm
If only we still had wolves this never would have happened. Thanks alot, Teddy Roosevelt
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post #3 of 22
10/29/09 at 5:15pm
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Originally Posted by Richard Dickson View Post
I still have no clue who the hell she was, and the news here talked about her like she was somewhat famous. Now she is.
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post #4 of 22
10/29/09 at 5:21pm
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her manager, Lisa Weitz, said in an e-mail.

"She loved the woods and had a deep affinity for their beauty and serenity,"
Nothing quite says "serenity of nature" like a pack of coyotes mauling a teenager at dusk.
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post #5 of 22
10/29/09 at 5:22pm
Wow, a Tom Waits song comes to life.
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post #6 of 22
10/29/09 at 5:24pm
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Originally Posted by Schwartz View Post
Nothing quite says "serenity of nature" like a pack of coyotes mauling a teenager at dusk.
I don't know. If you're a coyote, then a nice twilight meal with friends might be very relaxing...
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post #7 of 22
10/29/09 at 5:31pm
Witnesses report that Mitchell, just prior to the attack, flicked her tongue several times and cried, "Meep Meep", but simply could not outrun the hungry predators.
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post #8 of 22
10/29/09 at 5:35pm
I always imagined this as the result if that schene in Disney's Snow White had gone horribly wrong.
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post #9 of 22
10/29/09 at 5:36pm
Have the movie rights been sold yet?
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post #10 of 22
10/29/09 at 5:50pm
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Originally Posted by JXN1138 View Post
I always imagined this as the result if that schene in Disney's Snow White had gone horribly wrong.
"Okay, I've HAD it with this non-stop 'Someday My Prince Will Come' shit!"

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post #11 of 22
10/29/09 at 6:05pm
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Originally Posted by Judas Booth View Post
Have the movie rights been sold yet?
Yes, it will be called Ugly Coyotes.

It wouldn't be surprised to hear if this woman had a touch of Timothy Treadwell in her and maybe tried to get a little too close to these charming creatures.
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post #12 of 22
10/29/09 at 6:07pm
Never would have happened with wolves.... Now even Massachusetts is being menaced by coyotes these days. All because the North American Timber Wolf was driven to near extinction by a Kill-Crazy President and his team of professional fear mongers
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post #13 of 22
10/29/09 at 6:11pm
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Originally Posted by Sean Blackwell View Post
I don't know. If you're a coyote, then a nice twilight meal with friends might be very relaxing...
I'd so rep you for this if I could. . .

Were any empty Acme crates found at the scene?
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post #14 of 22
10/29/09 at 6:13pm
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Originally Posted by IggytheBorg View Post
Were any empty Acme crates found at the scene?
No, but a sheepdog was seen in pursuit of the culprits.
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post #15 of 22
10/29/09 at 8:24pm
Jesus, Cape Breton strikes again. I've walked that wonderful trail before, great sight-seeing spots. Never once did I notice any coyotes or wolves. It says this is the first attack by them since they were "discovered" on the land in the 70's, which is really weird.
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post #16 of 22
10/29/09 at 8:52pm
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Originally Posted by IggytheBorg View Post
I'd so rep you for this if I could. . .

Were any empty Acme crates found at the scene?
I was just about to say, has the ACME corporation issued a statement regarding this?
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post #17 of 22
10/29/09 at 9:19pm
Unfortunately, no one told her that when a coyote is chasing you, paint a picture of a cave and then enter it. It's the best defense.
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post #18 of 22
10/29/09 at 9:46pm
Poor kid (Singerus Folkus Canadianus) never had a chance, what with those coyotes (Appetitus Giganticus) being super-geniuses and all.
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post #19 of 22
10/29/09 at 9:49pm
We're all going to Hell on an ACME Rocket Sled.
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post #20 of 22
10/30/09 at 12:34am
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Originally Posted by Timothy225 View Post
Poor kid (Singerus Folkus Canadianus) never had a chance, what with those coyotes (Appetitus Giganticus) being super-geniuses and all.
Dear man, the PROPER zoological classification for the coyote is Eatus Anythingus.
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post #21 of 22
10/30/09 at 11:39am
probably on my top 5 list of ways to not die.
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post #22 of 22
10/30/09 at 3:45pm
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Originally Posted by Johnny Bola View Post
Unfortunately, no one told her that when a coyote is chasing you, paint a picture of a cave and then enter it. It's the best defense.
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