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Chude.com (It doesn't stand for anything, it's French)

post #1 of 16
10/31/09 at 1:29am
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I've been having issues lately with CHUD's sister site, Chude.com, which apparently promises to fulfill my needs as a pretentious art school cineaste in search of testosterone for his wife.

Yes, I realize a fellow Chewesieur could help me out, but the lack of content on the website is disquieting to say the least; as the main page assures me, yes, there is a helpful Definition of Words and Natural Penis Care, but I do not see how this could tie into my Alain Delon meets the Manitou fanfic.

So is there something wrong with this, or is it unmistakably French? Why cater to the sophisticated demographique with "Hard, Thick Erections"? I am quite bothered, as it's like CHUD believes the French are all pretentious assholes.
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post #2 of 16
10/31/09 at 1:58am
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Originally Posted by dreary louse View Post
I've been having issues lately with CHUD's sister site, Chude.com, which apparently promises to fulfill my needs as a pretentious art school cineaste in search of testosterone for his wife.

Yes, I realize a fellow Chewesieur could help me out, but the lack of content on the website is disquieting to say the least; as the main page assures me, yes, there is a helpful Definition of Words and Natural Penis Care, but I do not see how this could tie into my Alain Delon meets the Manitou fanfic.

So is there something wrong with this, or is it unmistakably French? Why cater to the sophisticated demographique with "Hard, Thick Erections"? I am quite bothered, as it's like CHUD believes the French are all pretentious assholes.
Kill yourself?
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post #3 of 16
10/31/09 at 2:36am
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Almost every regular Chewer doesn't get satire and self-deprecation. I am just amazed every time, because I've written some great things on these boards. But I guess they hit too close to home, as the cliche goes.

EDIT:

Whether it's on your personal politics, opinion of bullfighting or whatever else may be, I never cease to be impressed how nothing gets through to you people at all. "Hahah! He's a Louse!" Yes, I'm in on the joke, that's the point. It skewers the emo whore found on forums everywhere. But in this mode of communication, all subtlety is lost.

EDIT: #2

Nevermind.

EDIT: #3

I'm not seeking attention for attention's sake, so just ban me.

EDIT: #4

No, saying they hit too close to home isn't quite right, except about political shite I've written about. It's more like the personal politics of forum communication have utterly destroyed any point I've made over the last while. I make a post skewering dumb people and people mistake me for being dumb. I call myself Dreary Louse and people tell me to "kill myself" like I'm not actually in on the joke.

But hey, I've convinced extremist vegans to eat flesh (albeit my own).

!

Like Hell you're against cruelty.

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post #4 of 16
10/31/09 at 4:19am
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Originally Posted by dreary louse View Post
I've written some great things on these boards.
Where?
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post #5 of 16
10/31/09 at 4:23am
Also, you're just dumb and annoying. If that's somehow the bit of performance art you were striving to achieve, you've succeeded admirably many times over. 1,191 times, to be exact. But no, you'll come back to be even more dumb and annoying and talk about "MWOOOHOHOHO YOU'RE REACTING JUST THE WAY I WANTED YOU TO HOW DOES IT FEEL TO HAVE THE MIRROR CAST UPON YOUR SOUL", and everyone will continue to really not give a fuck about the tiny impact your presence has had in this community beyond your occasional whipping-boy status.
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post #6 of 16
10/31/09 at 4:46am
I honestly have no idea what you're talking about. If you're going for satire, at least make it funny.
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post #7 of 16
10/31/09 at 4:49am
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post #8 of 16
10/31/09 at 8:55am
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post #9 of 16
10/31/09 at 9:45am
"DURRR IT'S A SOCIAL EXPERIMENT DURRRRRRR"

I'm sure that if C. Wright Mills had enough room in his coffin, he'd be facepalming his skull right now. But that whole bit about "I'm a dipshit, but let me hide it by 'skewering dumb people' " was sort of cute in its utter transparency.
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post #10 of 16
11/2/09 at 12:25pm
There was a poster here years ago named Bunny Dracula who used to have a shtick like Dreary Louse's. It wasn't funny then. Sort of pointless now. If you were looking for domain name misspellings for chud.com that are bizzare and somewhat entertaining:

http://www.chud.net/ - would you purchase server hosting from a company called CHUD?
http://www.drchudsxward.com/ - Dr. Chud said to come check out his shit
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post #11 of 16
11/2/09 at 2:25pm
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Originally Posted by Paul McCartney View Post
Excellent - I was thinking the same thing. Okay, not "China Syndrome" per se, but I was trying to come up with some kind of meltdown joke.

And seriously, it's not like a meltdown is ever worth it. I've been there, I've had 'em, I've stomped off the boards over 'em, and when you do eventually come back - because you will - you just wind up looking silly. I say this from experience. If people don't get your satire, chill out.
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post #12 of 16
11/2/09 at 2:26pm
I don't think louse has enough self-awareness for a meltdown.
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post #13 of 16
11/2/09 at 2:28pm
Yeah, that's entirely possible - but that many edits in his first post smells like a meltdown to me.
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post #14 of 16
11/2/09 at 5:23pm
You're a waste of bandwidth. I do give you credit for choosing an appropriate handle. The only way it could be more accurate is if it were " Talks Out Of His Ass."
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post #15 of 16
11/2/09 at 5:25pm
I hate to be in the minority here (because band wagon rides can be so much fun), but I did kind of chuckle while reading the chude.com write up
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post #16 of 16
11/2/09 at 9:27pm
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