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Carrie Prejean Sex Tape

post #1 of 154
11/5/09 at 4:18pm
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E! online. Ahh, yet another person preaching Christian family values getting slapped in the face by hypocrisy.
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post #2 of 154
11/5/09 at 4:25pm
Hey, I don't recall "Thou Shalt Not Videotape Thyself Doing the Nasty" being in those Commandments anywhere!

Though it's kind of disturbing that it's apparently so "graphic" that even the bottom-of-the-barrel websites ain't willing to shell out for it. Or at least weren't until now....
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post #3 of 154
11/5/09 at 4:29pm
Yeah, this will resurface somewhere. And it better be glorious.
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post #4 of 154
11/5/09 at 4:29pm
TMZ said she "has a promising solo career" after seeing the video, so that gives you an idea of the content.
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post #5 of 154
11/5/09 at 4:31pm
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Originally Posted by Jmacq1 View Post
Hey, I don't recall "Thou Shalt Not Videotape Thyself Doing the Nasty" being in those Commandments anywhere!
I think the bigger question is, should such a thing only belong to a man and woman?
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post #6 of 154
11/5/09 at 4:32pm
Want.
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post #7 of 154
11/5/09 at 4:32pm
Cause the homos will just make a mockery of the sacred institution of marriage.
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post #8 of 154
11/5/09 at 4:34pm
*is donghanded*
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post #9 of 154
11/5/09 at 4:36pm
. . . and thus her way is now paved for the next The Surreal Life.
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post #10 of 154
11/5/09 at 4:48pm
There's better be some anal in this. If you wanna break your Christian values, go all the way please.
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post #11 of 154
11/5/09 at 4:52pm
This is satisfying enough to want a cigarette, and I haven't even watched the vid yet.
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post #12 of 154
11/5/09 at 5:11pm
What's the over/under on how long this fucker takes to reach torrent form?
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post #13 of 154
11/5/09 at 5:12pm
I'm counting on all of you to post the link here when it does surface.
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post #14 of 154
11/5/09 at 5:14pm
On one hand, I don't want to slut-shame. On the other hand, she's a pretty terrible person. So I'm not going to slut-shame, I'm just going to cross my arms and nod knowingly with a shit-eating grin on my face.
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post #15 of 154
11/5/09 at 5:14pm
And if you live in Cali... feel free to track this thing down and beat it out of someone.

I've seen sex tapes. Blah.

But one with a fervent Christian/holier than thou type? WANT.
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post #16 of 154
11/5/09 at 5:19pm
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Originally Posted by joeypants View Post
What's the over/under on how long this fucker takes to reach torrent form?
Yeah, there are plenty of sites for whom the words "It was very graphic" don't mean a damn thing except dollar signs.
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post #17 of 154
11/5/09 at 5:27pm
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Originally Posted by Richard Dickson View Post
TMZ said she "has a promising solo career"
As a DJ.

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post #18 of 154
11/5/09 at 5:38pm
Here's the thing -- if it's indeed some kind of solo video, what the hell is she doing that would make it too graphic? Mounting cacti with snakes up her ass or something?
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post #19 of 154
11/5/09 at 5:40pm
1cup1girl
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post #20 of 154
11/5/09 at 5:45pm
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Originally Posted by Richard Dickson View Post
Here's the thing -- if it's indeed some kind of solo video, what the hell is she doing that would make it too graphic? Mounting cacti with snakes up her ass or something?
My guess (and hope, muaahahahaha) is that there's some extended solo action in addition to the usual business.

Hell, I don't know. The mystery is KILLING me though. Hope this thing lives up to the insane hype my bored little brain is creating while I slave away at work.
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post #21 of 154
11/5/09 at 5:59pm
Dvda?
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post #22 of 154
11/5/09 at 6:13pm
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Originally Posted by CocoaSugarbaker View Post
This is satisfying enough to want a cigarette, and I haven't even watched the vid yet.
Dude, I know! And I want it to be hideously nasty. Normally, you can expect your basic celeb sex tape to be good and dirty, a la Pam & Tommy Lee. But a hypocrite like this? She'd better be having an orgy with a entire gang of Hell's Angels.
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post #23 of 154
11/5/09 at 6:16pm
Is "hate fap" in the urban dictionary yet?
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post #24 of 154
11/5/09 at 6:19pm
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Originally Posted by LisaNY View Post
Dude, I know! And I want it to be hideously nasty. Normally, you can expect your basic celeb sex tape to be good and dirty, a la Pam & Tommy Lee. But a hypocrite like this? She'd better be having an orgy with a entire gang of Hell's Angels.
I'd settle for her having some semi-regularly kinky couples sex but with a FILTHY ass mouth.
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post #25 of 154
11/5/09 at 6:19pm
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Originally Posted by Trav McGee View Post
Is "hate fap" in the urban dictionary yet?
It will be after this.
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post #26 of 154
11/5/09 at 6:20pm
Ha ha "Hate Fap" made this week worth suffering through.
I love you.
I have no idea who the person this thread about is.
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post #27 of 154
11/5/09 at 6:23pm
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Originally Posted by OCallaghan View Post
Ha ha "Hate Fap" made this week worth suffering through.
I love you.
I have no idea who the person this thread about is.
She's a hateful, homophobic bigot - with a sex tape! BWAHAHAHAAAA!!!
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post #28 of 154
11/5/09 at 6:25pm
Notice Tati, Pervy Global Citizen that he is, knows all about her.

Suppose it would be too fucking perfect for there to be some girl on girl action in that tape.
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post #29 of 154
11/5/09 at 6:25pm
The best potentially ironic situation here wouldn't rely on filthiness or outlandishness - just some woman-on-woman action, preferably one that ends with Prejean's partner proposing to her.

ETA - hadn't realized that this was confirmed as a solo venture when I posted this. Ah, well...
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post #30 of 154
11/5/09 at 6:28pm
Oh, and this video gets posted the second that haggard-toothed humanvoid Perez Hilton gets his puffy hands on it.
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post #31 of 154
11/5/09 at 6:38pm
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Originally Posted by Phil View Post
Oh, and this video gets posted the second that haggard-toothed humanvoid Perez Hilton gets his puffy hands on it.
Who happens to be gay. Oh, Carrie, can you smell the IRONY?
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post #32 of 154
11/5/09 at 6:44pm
Wait a minute, this is the lady that has the same official position as the president on same sex marriage right? Just checking.
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post #33 of 154
11/5/09 at 7:23pm
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Originally Posted by ElCapitanAmerica View Post
Wait a minute, this is the lady that has the same official position as the president on same sex marriage right? Just checking.
He didn't get a book deal out of his though. And I'd watch his sex tape too.
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post #34 of 154
11/5/09 at 7:52pm
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Originally Posted by Phil View Post
He didn't get a book deal out of his though. And I'd watch his sex tape too.
Oh-Bama!
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post #35 of 154
11/5/09 at 8:31pm
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Originally Posted by Phil View Post
He didn't get a book deal out of his though. And I'd watch his sex tape too.
Fuckin A'. Frankly, that's something the Republicans couldn't compete on. Because no one would want to see a tape of Reagan doing it.
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post #36 of 154
11/5/09 at 8:35pm
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Originally Posted by EdHocken View Post
Fuckin A'. Frankly, that's something the Republicans couldn't compete on. Because no one would want to see a tape of Reagan doing it.
"Nancy, tear down your wall!"
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post #37 of 154
11/5/09 at 8:45pm
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Originally Posted by EdHocken View Post
Fuckin A'. Frankly, that's something the Republicans couldn't compete on. Because no one would want to see a tape of Reagan doing it.
Bush's daughters, McCain's hot n thick bloggy daughter...all the political-themed sex tapes i'd like to see are red state jams.
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post #38 of 154
11/5/09 at 8:52pm
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Originally Posted by Phil View Post
Bush's daughters, McCain's hot n thick bloggy daughter...all the political-themed sex tapes i'd like to see are red state jams.
Good point. Although we are all in agreement that we would not want to see anything involving Chelsea Clinton.
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post #39 of 154
11/5/09 at 8:57pm
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Originally Posted by EdHocken View Post
Although we are all in agreement that we would not want to see anything involving Chelsea Clinton.
Whomever watched such a sex tape would die in 7 days...or be impotent forever.
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post #40 of 154
11/5/09 at 9:26pm
I kinda feel like less of a man for it, but even a sex tape can't make me interested in anything this vapid pile of blonde does. The appeal of homemade sex tapes is that the participants don't look like the bleached, saline-injected carbon copies of regular porn stables.

And that "too nasty for the internet" stuff is utter, unmitigated horseshit. Whoever's selling it is trying to drive up the price, and picked a transparent and desperate way to go about it.
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post #41 of 154
11/5/09 at 9:30pm
I hope it's a video of her stark-naked and farting on the camera, just laughing her ass off at anyone dumb enough to buy it.
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post #42 of 154
11/5/09 at 9:34pm
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Originally Posted by Phil View Post
Bush's daughters, McCain's hot n thick bloggy daughter...all the political-themed sex tapes i'd like to see are red state jams.
In fact, "Red State Jam" is probably the title of a future Republican sex tape.
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post #43 of 154
11/5/09 at 10:14pm
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Originally Posted by Jake View Post
I hope it's a video of her stark-naked and farting on the camera, just laughing her ass off at anyone dumb enough to buy it.

Oooohhhhh! Stop teasing.
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post #44 of 154
11/5/09 at 10:25pm
Graphic? So it's not about anal, ass to mouth, cum drinking?
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post #45 of 154
11/6/09 at 4:02am
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Originally Posted by LisaNY View Post
Dude, I know! And I want it to be hideously nasty. Normally, you can expect your basic celeb sex tape to be good and dirty, a la Pam & Tommy Lee. But a hypocrite like this? She'd better be having an orgy with a entire gang of Hell's Angels.
I hope she has her original breasts in the video, since we know that they humiliated her so.
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post #46 of 154
11/6/09 at 10:56am
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Originally Posted by CocoaSugarbaker View Post
I hope she has her original breasts in the video, since we know that they humiliated her so.
I hope the video is of her just looking down at the boobs that Jesus gave her and listlessly tweaking one nipple while fighting back tears.

Between the farting and the breast depression, this needs to be the most pathetic "sex" video ever or else I'm not going to be able to get a boner.
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post #47 of 154
11/6/09 at 11:03am
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Originally Posted by Jake View Post
I hope it's a video of her stark-naked and farting on the camera, just laughing her ass off at anyone dumb enough to buy it.
Maybe Carrie Prejean is actually the star of "Pudding Farts".
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post #48 of 154
11/6/09 at 11:26am
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Originally Posted by Schwartz View Post
And that "too nasty for the internet" stuff is utter, unmitigated horseshit. Whoever's selling it is trying to drive up the price, and picked a transparent and desperate way to go about it.
You'd better shut your whore mouth, whore! That hypocritical homophobe had better be with a donkey. A female donkey, so it'd would count as lesbian beastiality. I want her to go down (pun intended) in flames.
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post #49 of 154
11/6/09 at 11:29am
An under-age female donkey.
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post #50 of 154
11/6/09 at 11:35am
But of course, my friend - you are wise.
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