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post #51 of 154
11/6/09 at 12:00pm
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Originally Posted by LisaNY View Post
You'd better shut your whore mouth, whore! That hypocritical homophobe had better be with a donkey. A female donkey, so it'd would count as lesbian beastiality. I want her to go down (pun intended) in flames.
"Ass to ass!"
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post #52 of 154
11/6/09 at 1:51pm
A mule would be even more scandalous!

Inter-inter species relations!

We're going to be horribly disappointed, aren't we?
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post #53 of 154
11/6/09 at 2:21pm
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Originally Posted by LisaNY View Post
You'd better shut your whore mouth, whore! That hypocritical homophobe had better be with a donkey. A female donkey, so it'd would count as lesbian beastiality. I want her to go down (pun intended) in flames.
Fuck puns, I want her to literally eat out a donkey's vagina while her hair is on fire. Then I want her to drink tetrodotoxin and be used in necrophilic orgies until she wakes up.
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post #54 of 154
11/6/09 at 7:47pm
Id be pretty happy just to see her naked, actually.
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post #55 of 154
11/6/09 at 7:57pm
Yeah...'minge benefits'.
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post #56 of 154
11/6/09 at 10:17pm
I'll bet there's the use of a crucifix in there somewhere, a dildo-fix.
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post #57 of 154
11/10/09 at 5:02pm
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/33823079...-today_people/

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Former Miss California Carrie Prejean on Tuesday defended a recently surfaced erotic video of her as a youthful indiscretion and questioned whether it could actually be called a “sex tape” since no one else appears in it.

“It was me by myself. There was no one else with me. I was not having sex,” the controversial beauty queen told TODAY’s Meredith Vieira in New York.
What was she doing in the video, just posing? It's still sex if you're just masturbating.
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post #58 of 154
11/10/09 at 5:05pm
Dammit. Every time I see this thread at the top of the main queue I get excited that somebody finally got a hold of it. And once more, I disappointed... = (
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post #59 of 154
11/10/09 at 5:07pm
Goes well with your avatar. Also, sorry. Not my cup of tea anyway.
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post #60 of 154
11/10/09 at 5:17pm
If you have been following the news stories about it you would realize it may be harder to get on the internet than you think. She was only 17 years old when she made it for a boyfriend which technically would make it kiddie porn so any site that would have it like TMZ or WWTDD would probably steer clear.

Not to say that someone will figure out how to get it onto the web and then it is too late.
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post #61 of 154
11/10/09 at 6:56pm
Well, SHE says she was 17.

That's generally the standard stalling tactic when things like this crop up to try to prevent it from going public. "I was 17! You can't show it!" (Whatshername from Elliot Spitzer's favorite Escort Service did the same thing). Then eventually someone does the research and finds out they're lying and she was actually 18 and it gets released.

Maybe she was actually 17, but I wouldn't count on it.
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post #62 of 154
11/12/09 at 1:22pm
Thread Starter 
Video of Ms. Tits4Jesus on Larry King Live, in which she talks about Sarah Palin being her hero and gets all indignant when Larry asked about the sex tape.
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post #63 of 154
11/12/09 at 1:38pm
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Originally Posted by Jmacq1 View Post
Well, SHE says she was 17.
Legal in Texas, baby!
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post #64 of 154
11/12/09 at 1:50pm
Enough's enough.

Regarding the sex tape, pics or it didn't happen.




...did it work?
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post #65 of 154
11/12/09 at 2:38pm
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Originally Posted by Diva View Post
Video of Ms. Tits4Jesus on Larry King Live, in which she talks about Sarah Palin being her hero and gets all indignant when Larry asked about the sex tape.
I've seen some dumb blondes in my life, but that bitch takes the cake. And probably fucks on it too.


Can we see the video or not?
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post #66 of 154
11/12/09 at 3:59pm
She admires Sarah Palin and thinks she'd make a great president, LMFAO!!!!
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post #67 of 154
11/12/09 at 4:10pm
And she mentions the dreaded "liberal media" attacking Palin's kids...when did that happen? Also she says that none of the conservatives do anything like that, unlike Ann Coulter's book that said, "Liberal = Traitor". I'm no liberal nor conservative, but that's just idiotic to say that one takes shots at the other, but the other is just defending itself. Everyone shits on everyone. I laughed when Larry brought up the conservative jabs at Dems, and Prejean just ignored it.
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post #68 of 154
11/12/09 at 5:55pm
Aw, video was taken down.
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post #69 of 154
11/12/09 at 5:58pm
Google cache.
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post #70 of 154
11/13/09 at 8:46pm
Thread Starter 
There are alledgedly seven more tapes!

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There are 30 nude photos and eight sex tapes of former Miss California Carrie Prejean, RadarOnline.com has learned exclusively.

It’s the most shocking turn yet in a scandal that has continued to follow the woman whose anti-gay marriage stance led to a national controversy and pitted her against pageant organizers.

Stripped of her crown, Prejean sued the Miss California USA pageant but reportedly settled after the sex tape surfaced. She called the sex tape the biggest mistake of her life.

Now a RadarOnline.com investigation has uncovered that there are SEVEN more “biggest mistakes” of her life – all of them solo performances, just like the one sex tape that the religious beauty queen has admitted to. And there are 30 photos of Carrie, most topless, some showing everything, and most taken by Carrie using her reflection in a mirror.

On one tape Carrie is wearing just a flowing white blouse as she touches her own body in an alluring manner. Carrie can be heard moaning on a few of the tapes.

In her newly released book Carrie wrote, “God gave us our bodies, and it’s perfectly right that we use them in ways where we can give glory to God by making our bodies, our temples of the Holy Spirit, strong and fast.”

Also, the Larry King video is inside the link above. Or here.
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post #71 of 154
11/13/09 at 8:58pm
"My Biggest Mistake Vol: 71 - Super Speculum Edition!"
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post #72 of 154
11/13/09 at 9:16pm
"My Biggest Mistake Vol: 314 - Carrie's Homemade Colonoscopy" Now with 13 extra minutes of her insides! With commentary!
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post #73 of 154
11/13/09 at 9:17pm
you went too far
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post #74 of 154
11/13/09 at 9:18pm
That's what she said.
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post #75 of 154
11/13/09 at 11:46pm
Larry David should consider one more way to injure your neck: trying too hard in front of a mirror.
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post #76 of 154
11/14/09 at 8:55am
Apparently the boyfriend for whom the tapes were made claims she was twenty at the time, not seventeen as she claims. So patience my resentful, cruel, perverted brothers and sisters. The day draws nigh.
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post #77 of 154
11/14/09 at 6:13pm
this thread is missing something.
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post #78 of 154
11/14/09 at 7:21pm
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Originally Posted by stelios View Post
So patience my resentful, cruel, perverted brothers and sisters. The day draws nigh.
(*Tearfully*) But Christmas is almost heeerre!!!!
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post #79 of 154
11/14/09 at 7:42pm
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Originally Posted by Sammy Jankis View Post
this thread is missing something.
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post #80 of 154
11/15/09 at 12:17am
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Originally Posted by stelios View Post
So patience my resentful, cruel, perverted brothers and sisters. The day draws nigh.
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post #81 of 154
11/16/09 at 12:30pm
Pretty interesting piece from Jezebel.com on this whole ordeal.
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When Carrie Prejean's Christianity Today interview went up earlier this week, the quote that seemingly got the most attention was her statement about the Bible's stance on breast implants. But the truly fascinating part of the article was the comments.

Prejean's interview is filled with the type of rage-inducing quotes we've come to expect from the fallen beauty queen ("I've never said that I hated gays. I have friends who are gay. I have hairdressers who are gay"), but perhaps the most interesting aspect of the article is how Prejean's notion of Christianity matches up with the comments left by readers who feel she isn't properly representing the religion. "We're all in process," Prejean says about her Christianity, "No one's perfect; Christians are especially not perfect. It's funny-there are people who think Christians are perfect or are holy people who go around judging everybody, but [it's] actually the complete opposite. We love one another, we don't always love the sin but we love the sinner."

The comments that follow the piece, however, show a markedly split opinion of Ms. Prejean, with many commenters attacking her for not being a "real" Christian while others claim she deserves the forgiveness and guidance. In a way, it's a pretty fascinating look at the struggle for identity in the Evangelical Christian community, as the notion of what a "real Christian" is seems to be debatable.
More at the link.

A solid take from Amanda Marcotte here.
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Hortense at Jezebel has an interesting article up about how the revelation that Carrie Prejean not only had a one-time sexual adventure in making a masturbation tape, but had a whole slew of them, is rocking the fundie world. At the end of the day, the one thing the fundies can’t take is a woman who gets caught having shameless sex that involves the woman taking pleasure in the physicality of it, instead of merely seeing it as a vehicle for man-pleasing. And boy-o, does masturbation do that. Prejean’s public disavowals of her “mistake” are so patently phony that even the fundies can’t ignore it; the sex tape revealed (along with the assholery of her former sex partner) that being a sex object like a beauty pageant queen is about sex. Dirty, female-orgasm-involving sex, too. And the fundies are having trouble dealing.

But it’s interesting, because reading the comments from livid, misogynist Christians, you have to ask yourself: Why on earth did they turn to this woman in the first place? You’d think the inherent dangers in embracing someone as an anti-sex icon when she parades around in a bikini, showing off her breast implants, would be rather obvious. But the reality of it is far more complicated than that. American fundamentalist Christianity is fascinating (and growing) in no small part because they are so determined to be both pious and enthusiastic about capitalism. And American capitalism is all about indulgence, because that makes money, and part of that is using female flesh to sell products. Or, as people like to say reductively, sex sells. But it’s not “sex” that’s used to sell, but a specific kind of sexual imagery, one that erases men’s bodies as objects of desire, and focuses strictly on highly airbrushed female ones. And modern American fundies, being highly pro-capitalist, have decided they can embrace the “sex sells” mantra to sell their own worldview, up to and including their anti-sex message.
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post #82 of 154
11/16/09 at 12:39pm
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Originally Posted by Jake View Post

A solid take from Amanda Marcotte here.
I think her connection between fundies and capitalism is tenuous but it's still a pretty good article.

I had to laugh at her description of hair removal as a form of modern menstrual hut. Not entirely inaccurate.
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post #83 of 154
11/16/09 at 12:52pm
It IS a bit of a reach, but then again I'm used to my hometown where most of the Southern Baptist Church's reaches for money were fairly blatant, but they generally didn't have to worry about it because of a LOT of rich SBC benefactors. I can totally grasp the idea of Fundamentalist Christians doing whatever they could to get asses in pews in places where religion is struggling.
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post #84 of 154
11/16/09 at 12:57pm
Waaaaaait, wait, wait, wait.

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the Bible's stance on breast implants
What?
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post #85 of 154
11/16/09 at 1:02pm
"And Jesus said unto them..."If ye have breasts like a grain of mustard seed, ye shall say unto this mountain, 'Gimme some rude canz'; and nothing shall be impossible to you."
Romans 1:17
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post #86 of 154
11/16/09 at 1:03pm
The hypocrisy with the far-right isn't only the domain of national security or greed, its also in their unhealthy, unbalanced attitudes towards sex.
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post #87 of 154
11/16/09 at 1:43pm
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Originally Posted by Jake View Post
"And Jesus said unto them..."If ye have breasts like a grain of mustard seed, ye shall say unto this mountain, 'Gimme some rude canz'; and nothing shall be impossible to you."
Romans 1:17
I like the old testament version better where God refers to them as "Golden Bazongas".

Original 11th commandment - "Thy shalt not motorboat thy neighbor's wife."
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post #88 of 154
11/16/09 at 1:47pm
It does say "be fruitful."
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post #89 of 154
11/16/09 at 1:50pm
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Originally Posted by Richard Dickson View Post
It does say "be fruitful."

So, it's pro-gay?
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post #90 of 154
11/16/09 at 2:15pm
Every time I click on this bumped thread is like this. Every single time.
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post #91 of 154
11/16/09 at 2:33pm
My god, that's so mean...
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post #92 of 154
11/16/09 at 2:34pm
So's bumping this thread without links to the damn video.
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post #93 of 154
11/16/09 at 2:35pm
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Originally Posted by Phil View Post
Every time I click on this bumped thread is like this. Every single time.
That video very nearly ruined my day.
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post #94 of 154
11/16/09 at 2:43pm
Feel my pain, you sonsabitches.
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post #95 of 154
11/16/09 at 3:32pm
Once that tape is finally made public, the Internet is going to gridlock worse than a Los Angeles freeway during a rainstorm at Christmas.
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post #96 of 154
11/16/09 at 3:33pm
If the Miley Cyrus tape didn't break the internet, then it'll withstand this one...
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post #97 of 154
11/16/09 at 3:37pm
But the MC tape wasn't anything particularly damning, was it? Plus Prejean's all legal and shit, plus there will be a lot of hatewanking, I'm sure.
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post #98 of 154
11/16/09 at 3:38pm
I mean, I'll be taking the day off, I don't know about you guys.
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post #99 of 154
11/16/09 at 4:18pm
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Originally Posted by Phil View Post
Every time I click on this bumped thread is like this. Every single time.
If that kid murders his whole family, depending on the jury he gets, that video will acquit him in no time.
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post #100 of 154
11/16/09 at 4:24pm
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Originally Posted by Alan "Nordling" Cerny View Post
If that kid murders his whole family, depending on the jury he gets, that video will acquit him in no time.
Seriously, what the fuck?
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