Nope, not paid. Which is good, it means I have no obligation to meet deadlines or be 100% reliably awesome at all times. I still have plenty of Chud time, I do most of my writing by hand on my way to work and on my lunch breaks, and then just have to type it up when I get home.
Technically speaking I guess I'd be an agnostic - I'm pretty fucking sure that there's no God, but I wouldn't want to say I know there isn't as that would be an act of faith in itself, seeing as we can't prove it. But if there is a God I don't give a fuck, and wouldn't pay attention to him anyway. As in, if he showed up in my living room and said hi I still wouldn't be a Christian/Muslim/Whatever. So Atheism is the best label for me, really.
Also, I tried to start a religion when I was in highschool, based on the worship of shoes and sexy clothes. I was about 14.