CHUD.com Community › Forums › THE MAIN SEWER › CHUD.COM Main › Cry Me a River, YOGI BEAR
New Posts  All Forums:Forum Nav:

Cry Me a River, YOGI BEAR

post #1 of 73
Thread Starter 
post #2 of 73
Oh Jesus.
post #3 of 73
If he can't be Yogi, Alec Baldwin should be Ranger Smith.
post #4 of 73
90 minutes of chasing after picnic baskets. NO THANKS.
post #5 of 73
I'd like to take this opportunity to once again proclaim how much Hanna-Barbera fucking sucks. Even as a young idiot I couldn't stand their crap.
post #6 of 73
All I gotta say is, he better have his signature hat and tie... or there will be HELL TO PAY!
post #7 of 73
Quote:
Originally Posted by stelios View Post
I'd like to take this opportunity to once again proclaim how much Hanna-Barbera fucking sucks. Even as a young idiot I couldn't stand their crap.
Piss off! They gave us Scooby Doo, Jabber Jaw AND Dynomutt! What've you given the world? Nothing, that's what.
post #8 of 73
It's only a matter of time before they greenlight SPEEDBUGGY, isn't it?
post #9 of 73
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mattioli View Post
Piss off! They gave us Scooby Doo, Jabber Jaw AND Dynomutt! What've you given the world? Nothing, that's what.
I could give the world the sweat out of my ass and it would still be better than Hanna-Barbera.
post #10 of 73
Quote:
Originally Posted by Judas Booth View Post
It's only a matter of time before they greenlight SPEEDBUGGY, isn't it?
Fuck that! We all know the world is clamoring for a Laff-A-Lympics movie.
post #11 of 73
Here's your ranger:

You KNOW it to be true.
post #12 of 73
Quote:
Originally Posted by stelios View Post
I could give the world the sweat out of my ass and it would still be better than Hanna-Barbera.
Tom & Jerry say NO WAY.
post #13 of 73
Inch High, Private Eye, isn't that far off in the future now, is it?
post #14 of 73
Fangface- Summer 2011

post #15 of 73
This sounds like a joke from 30 Rock. Which reminds me... Alec Baldwin would be a blast, Jamie.
post #16 of 73
So Boo Boo is going to be ghetto talking to Yogi who's trying to communicate with the younger generation. Wasn't this already done in Shrek the Third?
post #17 of 73
Quote:
Originally Posted by DARKMITE8 View Post
Tom & Jerry say NO WAY.
A wholly acceptable loss of a half decent show if it would mean its vile siblings would never exist.
post #18 of 73
Oh Judas, what have you done?
post #19 of 73
Quote:
Originally Posted by Judas Booth View Post
90 minutes of chasing after picnic baskets. NO THANKS.
I reviewed that already!
post #20 of 73
So, no Johhny Quest with the Rock as Race Bannon next year? This instead?
My inner child says "no fair".
Edit: Im going to be the voice of insanity and say this could work if it was focused on Ranger Smith (judas suggestion) dealing with the utter insanity of a smart bear wrecking his life and making his job miserable while everyone else thinks he's lost his mind.
post #21 of 73
What . . . the fuck?
post #22 of 73
I see this simply taking its cue from the Scooby Doo monstrosities in terms of 'realizing' the character for the real world.
post #23 of 73
Quote:
Originally Posted by ryoken View Post
Edit: Im going to be the voice of insanity and say this could work if it was focused on Ranger Smith (judas suggestion) dealing with the utter insanity of a smart bear wrecking his life and making his job miserable while everyone else thinks he's lost his mind.
hey hey hey hey HEY now...that wasn't a suggestion, that was a FEAR.
post #24 of 73
Quote:
Originally Posted by mcnooj82 View Post
I see this simply taking its cue from the Scooby Doo monstrosities in terms of 'realizing' the character for the real world.
It would be awesome if this wasnt true...imagine a movie with a real life grizzly bear wearing a hat and a tie.
Or they could target the Furry audience and make "Brokeback Yellowstone":

post #25 of 73
Quote:
Originally Posted by Judas Booth View Post
hey hey hey hey HEY now...that wasn't a suggestion, that was a FEAR.
My bad then.
post #26 of 73
Danny McBride for Ranger Smith. Make that happen, and I may forgive this film's existence.
post #27 of 73
Quote:
Originally Posted by ryoken View Post
It would be awesome if this wasnt true...imagine a movie with a real life grizzly bear wearing a hat and a tie.
post #28 of 73
Quote:
Originally Posted by FilmNerdJamie View Post
I want to see Jellystone get terrorized by this bear. I want massive, bloody maulings as this bear savagely destroys innocent hikers in an attempt to steal their picnic baskets.
post #29 of 73
Quote:
Originally Posted by FilmNerdJamie View Post
Awesome...massive rep for you, good sir.
post #30 of 73
Friend of mine made it up for my website. Thank you nonetheless.

I want Alec Baldwin to fight that bear!
post #31 of 73
Seriously, that pic is the goods. How long before somebody snags it for their avatar?
post #32 of 73
Quote:
Originally Posted by ryoken View Post
Edit: Im going to be the voice of insanity and say this could work if it was focused on Ranger Smith (judas suggestion) dealing with the utter insanity of a smart bear wrecking his life and making his job miserable while everyone else thinks he's lost his mind.
As long as it ends like GRIZZLY MAN.
post #33 of 73
Quote:
Originally Posted by Ratty View Post
Danny McBride for Ranger Smith. Make that happen, and I may forgive this film's existence.


"Look alive boys; this fuzzy motherfucker has been mauling campers and taking their picnic baskets ever since winter ended; boy's out of hibernation and is one mean fucker; the little cub he keeps as his prison bitch is a lightweight, but as soon as you see that green hat and tie, shoot to kill...remember, this grizzly is smarted than the average bear...and twice as deadly. Lets roll".
post #34 of 73
The work involved in figuring out what a 3-dimensional Yogi Bear should look like would be fascinating to sit-in on, or see documented. HB's late-50s TV toons are damn-near CUBIST in their models - purposefully built so that multiple angles were visible in certain poses so as to cut down on individual animation frames. He doesn't even look all that much like a bear... they're probablygoing to have to rebuild the whole character from the ground up.
post #35 of 73
I just hope they go live action like in "Homeward Bound: The Incredible Journey" and then animate the animals mouths, rather than go with the Scooby Doo (feature film) method and have the creature be CGI

Like this, but with Dan Aykroyd as the voice of the bear:

"Give me my pick-i-nick basket or I'll bite Harold Perrineau in half!"
post #36 of 73
Man, I'm never going to get a live action Thundarr The Barbarian.

Quote:
Originally Posted by mcnooj82 View Post
I see this simply taking its cue from the Scooby Doo monstrosities in terms of 'realizing' the character for the real world.
Or worse, Rocky and Bullwinkle! Let us never forget that movie or forgive its creators.

post #37 of 73
I saw that movie on DVD and the only thing I can remember is that the trailer for it used a Supertramp song.
post #38 of 73
Quote:
Originally Posted by Zweit View Post
Man, I'm never going to get a live action Thundarr The Barbarian.
Nor should we. I've rewatched it recently (or rather TRIED to rewatch it) and it really doesn't hold up at all. Leave it to your memory.

'Jayce and the Wheeled Warriors', however...
post #39 of 73
Quote:
Originally Posted by Princess Kate View Post
"Give me my pick-i-nick basket or I'll bite Mekhi Phifer in half!"
Is that the bear who thinks all black people look alike, or you?

Cause Harold Perrineau is the one that gets eaten. Brutally.
post #40 of 73
Quote:
Originally Posted by DARKMITE8 View Post
Is that the bear who thinks all black people look alike, or you?

Cause Harold Perrineau is the one that gets eaten. Brutally.
I'm pretty sure that bear ate the afro-American in question during the excellent film "The Edge"

EDIT: My bad, you're right. Different guy got ate


PS, Will you grant it was an amusing joke though, even if I got the guy wrong?
post #41 of 73
Quote:
Originally Posted by Judas Booth View Post
Nor should we. I've rewatched it recently (or rather TRIED to rewatch it) and it really doesn't hold up at all.
Well of course it doesn't, it was a silly early 80's cartoon. The main hero was named Thundarr after all. But the raw elements that comprised it could easily be made into a fun action adventure movie. Post apocalyptic wizards, mutated wildlife and re purposed modern technology were regular things for the show.

I mean can you ever really get enough giant killer lobsters?
post #42 of 73
seems to me like Timberlake would be the ranger not boo boo
post #43 of 73
Great things come in bears.
Coming Soon


...

?!

I just can't take this poster and its tagline as anything but... ... nasty.
And you just know that Yogi hasn't been tested for anything! Look at his tongue!!!
But maybe Boo Boo's into that sorta thing...
post #44 of 73
That's one of the best taglines ever. I hope this does well so Kevin James can star in a Funky Phantom movie.
post #45 of 73
That poster is suggestive in so many awful ways. Man, fuck this movie.
post #46 of 73
Have you guys seen the trailer? I was waiting for it to be posted on chud.
It's incredibly cheap. Looks like a DTV movie.
post #47 of 73
I love how they hire Justin Timberlake to do a Boo-Boo impression.
post #48 of 73
Quote:
Originally Posted by Patrick Ripoll View Post
I love how they hire Justin Timberlake to do a Boo-Boo impression.
"You do come up with some good plans Yogi". This looks fantastic.
post #49 of 73
Quote:
Originally Posted by Patrick Ripoll View Post
I love how they hire Justin Timberlake to do a Boo-Boo impression.
If Boo-Boo doesn't do a Timberlake-style dance number in the film, I will eat my picinick basket.
post #50 of 73
We go from chipmunks eating their own shit to good things coming in bears. COMING. IN. BEARS. May these movies continue on forever.
New Posts  All Forums:Forum Nav:
  Return Home
  Back to Forum: CHUD.COM Main
CHUD.com Community › Forums › THE MAIN SEWER › CHUD.COM Main › Cry Me a River, YOGI BEAR